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@bulubane.bsky.social
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I don’t know her.
The person at Lego who named this is clearly a staunch character.
1 day ago
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I tried to watch Wicked last night but something about it spiked my anxiety through the roof and I had to turn it off after 15 mins.
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t. kendal mintcake
2 days ago
pals you gotta quit spotify
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MONTE MONTE MONTE 🥰
2 days ago
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Just lived out that “strong girl, farm, good!” tweet by hoisting my suitcase out of the car. I don’t lift heavy for my health, I lift heavy for the joyous approving stare of Basil the Uber driver.
2 days ago
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Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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The central coast bushfire smoke is really fucking with my asthma today. Just as well I’m flying down to the riverina this arvo 🤡🤡🤡
2 days ago
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Scrolling past this immediately followed by Chernobyl leaking gave me that ol’ 2025 dissonance that I’m not sure the human mind is actually capable of parsing.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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Why yes I am cathing up on the cultural zeitgeist while I’m on holiday, thank you for asking.
3 days ago
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If I was Diddy at this point I’d probably just stay in there.
3 days ago
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Why is anybody listening to anything Tarantino has to say after his repulsive defence of Polanski.
3 days ago
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So out of practice with big malls that I've deployed the giant noise cancelling headphones 😆
4 days ago
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Palantir's CEO really has me w internally screaming are we hungry enough yet? How hungry do we need to be before we end this era??
4 days ago
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I just pulled the bench out from the smith machine and some dude just walked up and racked the bar, like I'd set it up for him. What the fuck? I swear to god one day all the women will start screaming and bees will pour out of our mouths.
4 days ago
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42 degrees on the city today, jesus fucking christ.
5 days ago
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It should be a legal requirement that any time Elon's name is printed it must be followed by (offered to end global hunger, bought Twitter instead). That right there, that's where the timeline forked.
6 days ago
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Fuck off, this is my toastie!
6 days ago
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God I love Sydney
6 days ago
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Gonna wait until the 25th hour of flight time before I put on Paddington in Peru just to keep myself emotionally on my toes.
7 days ago
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FUCK YEAH I’M ON HOLIDAY
7 days ago
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Whenever the ol’ bi polars feel a bit much, I remember a comment I once saw on Instagram that said, “broken crayons still colour,” and I choose to live another day just to spite the cringe of whoever wrote that garbage.
9 days ago
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10 sober months this weekend.
10 days ago
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I was casually ignoring the Wicked films because whatever, you go theatre nerds, you guys do your thing, good for you. Now I’m ignoring it because I’m scared I’ll wind up in a cult that fears propellers.
11 days ago
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So we're going to see Barnaby in a burka a couple of months from now?
#AUSPOL
14 days ago
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I'm going to the big boy and girl sparring on Sunday and I am kind of scared.
14 days ago
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Using “I feel” statements during conflict isn’t actually that helpful if “I feel” you’re being a massive dickhead.
15 days ago
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Putting on my gloves for the commute because it's snowing and I don't want to catch hep A from the metro
#just2025things
16 days ago
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I was too sick to attend my third ever swords tournament this weekend (boo!) but I’ve been coughing too much to dwell on it (yay?) & I feel like I’ve made a trench on the mattress with my body. Only twelve more days to Australian summer 😍
17 days ago
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How else did he think the location feature was going to go?
17 days ago
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I need this cold and flu season the back the fuck up please omg extremely sick of being sick.
18 days ago
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I finally saw The Substance and think it’s one of my new all time favourite movies. My all time forever favourite movie is Sunset Boulevard so I guess you can say I have a type.
18 days ago
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Let’s get down to business
20 days ago
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There should be an extension of the Australian Online Security Act that stops aging millennial women accessing videos of Robert Irwin dancing.
21 days ago
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I work in an extremely corporate environment and a dude just showed up to our team wide meeting in a tracksuit and proceeded to use the Q&A to ask leadership about promotions. Godspeed goodly knight 🤩
21 days ago
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I’ve lost 30 kilos over the last 18 months and I should feel amazing and some days I do, but mostly I want to stop being perceived, I feel intensely scrutinised.
22 days ago
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The racist girl with the droopy renaissance face fucking around and finding out after getting sponsored by an AI company then finding out is 🤌
23 days ago
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Me: I just had a lovely weekend staying at a UNESCO world heritage site with my in-laws & Monday is a public holiday 💖 Brain: HELLO IT’S TIME FOR INTENSE ANXIETY
24 days ago
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Elon, Bezos, Zuck etc., all famous for being uncool losers, and that's because to get that rich you have to be an uncool loser.
25 days ago
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Alyssa Long
28 days ago
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Had one of those corpo days where when I get home I want someone to crack open my soul like a coconut and scrape the black gunk out.
27 days ago
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@pileofgarbage.net
happy Liberal implosion day :)
28 days ago
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The emails won't change anything. You might think you're learning something new from them, but you're not, we always knew, and they don't care.
28 days ago
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Does Deviantart still exist? I miss that old school bad content that brought us all together over while we ripped it to pieces.
28 days ago
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Corey Jae White 🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
When she's holding it, any sword is a broadsword.
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My gynaecologist is extremely serious, so because I’ve already won at therapy my entire goal during today’s appointment was to make him laugh (and start HRT).
29 days ago
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No man is an island and yes I would like to be on the mainland for a bit, but also, I’m very tired.
29 days ago
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John Laws dying the day before the 50th anniversary of The Dissmissal is nice for reasons I am unable to put into words.
30 days ago
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I went to a small family run Italian restaurant (in Prague) today for lunch and the Czech waiter looked so supremely uncomfortable when he told me, “I’m sorry I am not allowed to serve you coffee with your meal,” that I’ve been laughing out loud about it for the rest of the day.
about 1 month ago
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Saw someone elsewhere describe Sydney Sweeney as, “looks exactly like every girl who ever bullied me,” and holy shit, nailed it.
about 1 month ago
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My favourite mud larking photos and videos are the ones where the larker is super excited and curious about what their find is and someone immediately and seriously posts THROW IT BACK IT’S CURSED
about 1 month ago
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