UNLESS THEY DIDN’T WANT US TO KNOW

Having one of those laaaaaady days when you can smell everyone who walks past and it's revolting.

"Hey guys, we got a single concession. Isn't it time for our 'collective action' to be forgiving and resubscribing? The brands need us. :)"

If we are going into our autumn/winter Covid wave you would at least think the weather would have the decency to feel like autumn/winter

SO GOOD.

Going to a pickle festival today to watch my friend compete in the pickle juice drinking competition. GO GO GO.

Local street festival in my neighbourhood today #prague #czechrepublic

the feminine urge to start biting throats

A friend messaged me tonight soft launching her eventual cancelling of our plans for tomorrow afternoon. Fair play, game recognises game, I respect the work put in here 😆

8 months sober 🥳

It’s nuts how much I crave sugar during this post viral bullshit.

Just for funsies, imagine what Leno would be like if he was still on air right now.

"we need to boycott this thing, we need to cancel that thing" my brother in christ, we can't even get people to stop posting on twitter lol

My fancy fencing trousers arrived today and they fit perfectly but now I have to lie in bed waiting for my nerves to not be on fire ☹️

I got covid again last week and now everything hurts so bad I wish this would stop

Extremely funny to me as next year’s budget cycle kicks into gear, how many teams where I work are adding AI line items into their proposals because they know they can hide money for other things there because leadership is still OBSESSED with pushing for AI.

Ice cream Jerry walking away from behemoth Unilever feels heartening and we deserve at least one nice thing this week.

Me: Being very tired and very stressed triggers my hypomania so I should be careful during this work trip Also me: I should get out of bed now and try for a personal push up reps record Scooby Doo: Ruh-roh!

In Basel for work, and we know what that means! That's right, it's time to go to bed early so the opportunity to be bankrupted by Swiss Francs is limited and watch Malcolm in the Middle again because it seems to be the only English programming and it airs constantly.

What happened to Richard B Spencer, did he get punched off the face of the earth?

England took the mask off years ago, but here we are. This article fails to mention that Musk told the crowd they must "fight or die." www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/...

Posting this today for no particular reason at all, nope, none. youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?...

“Violence is never the answer.” IDK man, if we’d all punched a nazi a few years back we probably wouldn’t be watching a giant headed bigot get canonised right now.

“Some bring happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go". Oscar Wilde

You don't have to be nice to people who are ACTIVELY WORKING TO KILL OR DISPLACE YOU. The social contract is already broken, you won't get points for being kind to the boot.

Live your life so that whenever it is that you die, people dont immediately begin posting the list of shitty things you did

Aged like fine wine

Is it a tension headache or is it just capitalism and men who think they know better

There are currently over 50 men yelling and saying awful things at me on instagram because I said women don’t exist for the male gaze. It’s really breathtaking how much some men just fucking hate us.

Yes, because they’re fucking idiots, so stop being cute and go do something.

I would just simply not post on twitter.

Extremely annoying that 5 minutes into finally beginning to read Joachim Meyer, I’ve learned eleventy billion helpful things ⚔️

Extremely blessed by my husband and the incredibly kind and thoughtful birthday adventure he planned and executed this weekend. Also, hi, we saw you from across the Parthenon and like your vibe etc. etc.

Athenian kitties

Today I met the greatest girl group of all time, the Akropolis karyatids, and I fangirled HARD 🤩

I LOVE YOU CUNO (Athens, Greece)

I am exhausted.

I cried after the last one, jesus christ, it was excruciating.

Weaponizing my sole Australianness at work by calling people a dead set legend like a positivity smoke bomb.

I really didn’t want to be one of those born again sober people but Jesus Christ alcohol sucks.

If you interrupt my lunchtime dissociation in the office break room, you are a traitor to the proletariat and will be first against the wall when I come to power.

If women stop eating protein, do we cease to exist.

GRAHAM LINEHAM ARRESTED HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE

Am I still sick or am I just cold? Stupid Autumn.

I am enjoying this trend of CEOs destroying themselves on camera at music and sporting events. Its not enough but it’s something

There’s one good thing about the nazi rally in Oz and that’s the worms who outed themselves. No need to sit awkwardly anymore next to Uncle Tony at Christmas while he says uncomfortable things about Those Asians. Now you straight up call him a nazi cunt and be done with it.

my bluesky

If somebody just Luigi’d him we wouldn’t feel so let down.

not a big fan of this latest Teams update, where they’ve renamed the “Away” status to “I have brought great shame on my company and deserve to be murdered” 🙁

They should pay me to do swords and lift everyday. Get it together, They.