who was Neelix for??

despite taking on the appearance of a cop and the peacekeeping role of a cop, barricade is actually a terrorist

If you want to understand how much capitalism controls the discourse and dictates what's acceptable, consider that politicians can proudly declare their intent to murder millions of people on social media, while you would be banned for suggesting that billionaires be punished for their actions.

Had to go back and find it, lmao

Thank you for the gift of your tribe’s Grimace

I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic And what's more leftist than that

Jeffrey Epstein is such a Samantha

eagle eyed readers may remember this being foreshadowed in the worst democratic primary performance this side of hickenlooper

If you have a nazi symbol emblazoned on you, you are a nazi in exactly the same way as racecar driver is also a tide representative

the left was warning yall about him for months, they didn’t get listened to. his victim did

i am your constituent and i demand you publicly condemn senator lindsey graham and his agenda of bigotry

well, that’s one way to check on a dead man

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

It’s an early bird’s world, but sometimes it pays to be a night owl.

She's just like me

Round about my third or fourth wasted I-block Kenny snatched the tetris out of my hands, angrily snapping “If you’re going to play the gameboy, you got to learn to play it right”

being a pet dog must be a lot like playing a text adventure with a very unforgiving parser. “what the fuck do you mean i can’t use ‘ball’ here? it’s a lawn”

laughing at D.L. hughley jokes but only when i’m not being observed

when the music in Suspiria starts saying "witch!" that's when you know: there's something strange going on at this dance academy. but what

Ut*nn*

is gabriel malignant cis-coded or are the two of them collectively intersex-coded

Fr. Mantastic

dream blunt rotation is werner herzog, werner herzog, werner herzog, werner herzog, damn werner herzog quit bogarting the blunt

one of the saddest things about dating apps in your late 30s is starting to see younger people that look older than you

“Why do WE have to get rid of our rapists but the Republicans don’t?” Setting aside all moral implications, it’s because around 70% (if not more) of Democratic volunteers are women and if they get totally disgusted with the party nobody is winning any elections anymore.

a sizeable amount of the wealth of the richest man on earth is backed by a piece of software whos main purpose is to automatically promote nazism and produce child pornography and its illegal to say what the response should be

so that's a pretty great example here of you contributing to rape culture by attempting to smokescreen a likely rapist based on absolutely no knowledge

i cant take hueys seriously. you could literally be a static avatar and i'd respect your opinion more

graham platner was never of the left btw. he was a liberal running on progressive aesthetics. he was basically a test balloon for the 'matty' yglesias types to see if they could scam a win by having a candidate cosplay as left wing. that's why he didn't get the mamdani treatment from them.

i think i found my dom identity and it’s making you watch old chuck jones cartoons

i’m waking up with gassy musk we go to petco and express my butt

in any other era this would be the only thing on people’s minds, they would assume this was some curse of the gods and be frantically looking for some way to placate them, in the industrial age everyone is simply pretending this isn’t happening

went to church and they were running the air parishioners

during cowboy times, cowboy font was the bleeding edge of modern typography

5 year pathfinder campaign is in the bag. what a rush

WHILE RIDING ME LIKE A CAPYBARA

@phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE CHILL OUT EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN against the campaign big baddie fuuuuuUUUuuuuck gg

I AM BEING CENSORED

Roll to disbelieve grapefruit technique

when the moon hits your eye then a sound makes me cry misophonia

Cypress Hill voice: “Red Bull in a Bread Bowl” “RED BULL IN THE BOWL”

Banish the man Today And slay him Tomorrow

feel the electric hum of someone else brewing a pathfinder character

idea for a roleplaying character: ranger with favored enemy - adventurer

Hello ladies, Look at New Phyrexia Now look away Now look back New Phyrexia is gone The plane is now Zhalfir The plane your plane could smell like Now look at your man Now back to me I’m Teferi Anything is possible when your man smells like Ageless Insight I’m on a horse