The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

as everyone knows, resources are mined as enormous ingots straight from the ground and the bulk of the work is shaving them down with buzzsaws or lasers into more usable portions. after that it’s just marketing those portions to eskimos and the polar bear meat cycle, which practically run themselves

"the genocide people" very serious deep thinker here folks

for about the 100th time this week, it is not the responsibility of voters to support a candidate they find unacceptable, it is the responsibility of the candidate to revise their positions to earn votes the Democratic party has decided that electoral calculus is beneath them, and so here we are

stealing this beautiful obnoxious woke necromancer praxis for a truly insufferable rpg villain

unfortunately it turns out the happy tradwife thing really hinged on the wide availability of barbiturates

buddhism be like: life is a roguelike

this weekend i’m releasing my new single, “in retrospect i can tell that i crossed the line when i shoved dale in his own locker and slammed it shut”

the median american voter is not prepared to comprehend the evil of their empire let alone confront it

I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!

MEAT STRIKE MEAT STRIKE

can harm be caused by vindictively occupying a space dedicated to resistance and choosing not to resist?

you are a rube with no applicable knowledge who has adopted an alt-right narrative pushed by the epstein class because it offers you comfort in a world you no longer understand

NYT: Trump Delivers on Promise to Revive Mining

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

(picking up a barrel of oil at the store) well i'll be... those Hormuz boys actually pulled it off

blade runner 2049 and ponyo are both about what it takes from you to love an enormous woman, and what it gives to you

The Democratic party is as unpopular as it is because its own voters find the party feckless and weak.

odyssey of the mind existed to sort millennials into one of the 3 fundamental trades--robotics, civil engineering and skits

to coincide with the world wide remastered cinematic release of Spirited Away, the Coca-Cola corporation is proud to unveil Soot Sprite™

Somehow, history returned.

getting my friends tubes grafted onto my own as a tactical period-lengthening maneuver

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

The United States gave Netanyahu billions of dollars to fund the genocide in Gaza. Now, Netanyahu and Trump are teaming up for an unconscionable war with Iran. The American people are sick and tired of funding atrocities to appease Israel’s genocidal apartheid regime.

Man Spends Afternoon Volunteering Opinions About The Homeless https://theonion.com/man-spends-afternoon-volunteering-opinions-about-the-homeless/

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

The only interesting thing about daylight savings time is how it demonstrates that it's easier to force an entire society to pretend that 4 o'clock is 5 o'clock than it is to convince a hundred capitalists to let their workers off at 4 o'clock

taking a let-'er-rip approach to phyresis is gamegenics

IIN BREASTPILLADELPHIA

The sole promise of using LLM's in war is that no human will face a firing squad for the atrocities the machine commits.

226 electoral votes is the 3.6 roentgen of politics. i’m begging liberals to understand it is not ‘close’. it is the worst possible performance in a united states election and even a hypothetically worse candidate would have achieved identical results

Like "how can you idiots fail to vote for the party which has shown in word and deed that it is unwilling and unable to take on the fascist threat" us a question that answers itself

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Challenge for those who are very confident that la croix has no flavor: Explain how human consciousness works.

i like the lore of nerds as tiny sentient creatures with attitude which we are pressing into increasingly unlikely conglomerations to suit our gruesome needs

Wuthering Badlands

None of the Israeli war crimes and crimes against humanity, genocide included, would be possible without US support. The ongoing horrors are the fault of both Republicans and Democrats, and if Democrats want to be any different they can start by acknowledging Biden’s role in the Gaza genocide.

We are really showing the world why they called us the great Satan

this is a good mentality to change someone’s understanding of YA literature, btw.

Pixar is concerned about traumatizing parents by forcing them to be decent parents if their stories don’t erase or demonize queer people. I am concerned about queer people growing up in a world that erases and demonizes them.