“We need to turn down the temperature so we don’t spook the corporate donors we need to pay for consultants to reassure us only the status quo is possible.”

Voting rights: Better luck next time, I guess. Abortion access: Eh, we'll figure something out eventually. Increasing the minimum wage: Hah! You're kidding, right? Healthcare expansion: Oops! Totally forgot about it! Denying people from learning about Gaza: 5-alarm fire! The Tiktok app must go NOW!

It's a microcosm of the Biden era. The one time he and allies were fully committed to enact a policy was to defend a morally and politically indefensible genocidal campaign, even against the will of their own base. They never used the same kind of political capital for anything truly meaningful.

One of Biden’s and the Democrats’ worst decisions was this law to force-sell the only non-silicon valley social platform to a coalition of Trump allies. Just titanically poor judgement very explicitly aimed at censoring pro-Palestine speech that will now be used to censor all liberal speech instead.

It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold

if you genuinely believe leftist purity tests are the reason for your electoral defeat, and you do not endeavor to pass them next time, you are Not A Serious Person

he thinks we’ll watch his movie if he simply removes the flesh from his skull with CG. do it without CG and we’ll talk

Thirty Seconds To Enjoy A Film Trailer Before You Find Out Jared Leto Bought Himself A Role

what is this, a website for aunts??

“I went to Jimmy John’s in Times Square, smells were $6.95!”

the federal minimum wage hasn’t changed since 1979. shave and a haircut now cost Sixty Five Bits plus tip

It’s actually really stressful going into the Mad Libs factory every morning, producing pages and pages of thoughtful prose, all the while knowing that at the end of the day it’s going to be bowdlerized by the editors yet again

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 one brave 🕯 🕯 doohickey wielder 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

All the people of whoville liked mimosas and cantaloupe a lot. But the Brinch, who lived just north of whoville, did not

Deleting clown accounts starts at home

Wow this must sound so fucking smart if you’re someone who runs into the side of cliffs because there’s a road painted on it

the timeline this morning

christ, what an asshole

Democratic party establishment was absolutely furious that Obama beat Hillary in the primary and basically have given everything else up to make sure that they have locked down their primary system and get to hand to pick their candidates even if nobody likes them.

The only rhetorically left Pres campaign in my lifetime was, hands-down, the most successful for the Dems, but let's edit out that huge data point

Truly makes me feel insane that Obama turned out a coalition of unlikely voters within my adult lifetime and our entire political and media ecosystem instantly resolved to never let that happen ever again

do you think elves, with their long lifespans, think more or less of woody allen’s life decisions than we do?

Yeah that’s the only difference for sure

Because the first one was a straight up lie about his campaign by the useless consultant class to explain how a random Muslim DSA member beat establishment royalty backed by billions of dollars, 2 presidents, and party leadership He had a pro trans ad that made this grown man tear up!

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

centrist dems deviate from the narcissist’s prayer challenge (level:impossible)

The centrism industrial complex has always been a jobs program for mediocre pols. End money in politics and make these morons get real jobs.

oh everyone knows juanita her eyes both a different color her teeth stick out and her chin goes in and her stand lets her swim through the floor ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᵘˢᵉʳˢ ᵖʳᵉˢᵉⁿᵗ

men will be like "dont worry; i have credit cards and cash" and then turn into a hog 7 seconds later smdh

lot of great perks working at the warhammer store. for instance, did you know they match 40k contributions

Malcolm Volnutt

I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague

Riffing on this a bit, the biggest most fundamental failing of the Democrat establishment is that they agree with Republicans on the narrative framing of issues. They agree that illegal immigration is destroying the country, that trans women are men, etc. They just think we should be nicer.

the faction of the us military that will be playing against the ICE faction will be wearing pinnies

liberals will use mamdani’s success as a positive referendum on liberalism, instead of an indictment of the zionist core of the party. pointing this out gets you a block, because they are NOT interested in investigating the subject of what people are willing to vote for

@democrats.org @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social I will not vote for, endorse, campaign for, or donate to any candidate or party that endorses the continued existence of the Department of Homeland Security. I will not vote for fascism. I did not stutter. I will not negotiate.

if you assume that you're ideologically pure and all reasonable humans must agree with you then you will end up assuming that those who disagree must be something other than human

everyone looks like a bot to you because *MAYBE* 1% of your followers are actual human accounts. they sure don't seem to be going to the mat for you today! 131,000, absolutely fraudulent figures holy smokes, no wonder you keep losing elections.

sorry, i’m a strict defender of democracy. i believe you are a threat to my way of life

We’re the wife guys Carrying bags from wherever we shop We’re the wife guys Screaming Crying Throwing Up 🎶

omg i finally found that tweet

My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation

It's a litmus test on principles and basic human decency. If a politician can't show consistent humanity the rest is just a mask used in their pursuit of power, and they'll happily shed the rest if they think they'll benefit from it.

🎶🎶🎵🎵 🎶🎶🎵🎵 🎵🎶🎶🎶 🎵🎶 🎶 SNAIL 🐌

Coward old man, you rolled over for nothing @governorwalz.mn.gov

torinheads rise up tho fr

Bounty is established across nevada for graboid tongues, Cobra Effect immediately ensues