kyle maclachlan would have utterly slain this

i, for one, think it’s extremely impressive that the mime is able to weigh exactly as much as the blindfolded jackal person with a ball in their hands. and all while smelling blue

The efforts to find a racially neutral method to address racism is itself an affirmation of the conservative frame here too.

in capitalist america, phrenologist hits himself with hammer!!

Recession indicator

these people are completely indistinguishable from qanon in a bunch of ways including that they haven't changed at all since 2017

Traitorous bridge trolls: (commit war crimes in our streets, tear apart the infrastructure for scrap) Democratic Party: they won an election, we must show them respect. Member of the Democratic Party not in their circle: (wins election) Democratic Party: We must destroy this inhuman beast.

I'm just saying that it's against the rules to say "Aaron Rodericks liked a barely legal porn skeet". I'm not actually saying it, I'm just letting you know that it's against the rules to say "Aaron Rodericks liked a barely legal porn skeet"

is if* I would rather Aaron be gone than ever have an edit button

My offer to any birth rate billionaire guys remains the same: I will have procreative sex with my wife for the price of $10 million

dumbasses: no one is going to work to make the world a better place under communism, you're so naive dudes filming youtube videos of them clearing public drains for fun: hey guys this is going to be amazing

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

no one believes that under communism no one will do menial labor, we believe that under communism those people will not be treated like shit by bankers and capitalists and that society will recognize that they provide value while the owners never have. that's what liberals actually fear

... You know what's particularly galling? $500,00 is a drop in the bucket for a multimillionaire like him. He can make that shit back in a day, based on residuals and royalties alone. Extracting $500,000 from his victim like this, knowing for her it's likely all she has or could hope to muster?

His entire project is selling conservatism to people who think they’re too smart to be conservatives

yeah dems are long past bedtime, that’s why they’re so cranky and confused

I don't know anyone who is worried that hantavirus is turning into the next COVID as a global pandemic. The concern is that clearly nothing has been learned from COVID. It's the same calm-mongering, the same arrogant claims, the same slapdash mitigations, the same minimizers who got COVID so wrong.

the way "dems are our only hope" and "well what do you expect them to do" can coexist in your minds is absolutely incredible

...okay now things are actually getting bad since got nothing 😬 #MutualAid #helpsky #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky #keepfolksalive 💸💕

in fairness, it is super Feels Bad™️ to admit we lost a second election to the most beatable man in the world because we chose to run a bad election believing it would better serve our donors to promise nothing rather than reject their neoliberalism even the smallest amount

the core mistake votescolds are making this season is failing to realize that no one gives the tiniest little fuck about the "moral judgement" of someone who's excusing and/or rationalizing an ongoing genocide. you simply cannot shame anyone from that position.

A party that openly, obviously embraces this sort of gutter racism against one of its own members is a party that does not actually deserve your unconditional support. This is just "99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler." If you want people to stop attacking the party, the party has to knock this shit off

"There's no time to save you, but please vote to save me! It's called democracy!"

I don’t believe that you worship god. I believe that you use “god” as an exterior vessel to carry and legitimize your bigotry

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

squirrels are rats which have achieved, through whatever means, proximity to whiteness

dude, can you play a song with a fucking dog??

idea for a centaur: Ewan, the Horse You Rode In On

The president that botched COVID is in the process of botching the response to hantavirus. Our last president botched the response to monkeypox and bird flu. It’s a miracle that we’re not all dead yet. Public health no longer exists in the US.

men who claim mocking them for their rude and dangerous beliefs counts as “sexual harassment” are men who do not take sexual harassment seriously, and see it only as a weapon

I do not agree with the framing "AI is a tool". Tools do things, whereas "AI" as it developed in the year 2026 does not do things. AI is for *avoiding* doing things, skipping things, faking doing things. I'd prefer to call it a permission structure, or perhaps a form of pollution.

we love trans men on here don’t we folks (the sound of all 5 of us clapping and cheering at once)

this is why I left [was dumped by] the left [a pharmacy technician with purple hair and an Invader Zim tattoo]

the left made a huge mistake in declining to go out with me

slightly increase a band The Cura

black hole gun you’re so fun watch me kill this wave black hole gun you’re so fun you’re so fun

1890s mom calling every deck of playing cards a Nintendo

I remember a time when "crypto-fascist" used to mean a fascist hiding their bigotry. Now it means a fascist, open about their bigotry, and funded by crypto.

when u ask me to bite your nipples that’s just one more thing i gotta worry about

if kamala really wanted the crossover gop votes she needed the left to help out by opposing her. it’s not our fault that her plan didn’t work anyway

Can I get uhhh Big Mac, small fries, and two orders of magnitude?

showings results for ‘narcomoeba’

the current moment results from the GOP realizing Democrats are unimaginative hall monitors with no natural defense against the rules they worship being ignored or changed, they are incapable of fighting back and will simply follow the new rules albeit wearing a disappointed expression

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

bruh is the unroller down when did that happen