Not how cliff hanging works.

#science

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

The only thing offensive about this is how Giants fans are being treated. Nagy sucks. Hey NFL teams: maybe stop retreading white dudes who suck at their jobs?

#health

Owners should never be in the hall of fame, hold the Lombardi first, and DEFINITELY should be eaten along with the rest of the rich. This goes double for Packers owners.

We are a fantasy football company. And it can be good to know you're supporting the people you want to support. So let us be clear - She's 💯right

Get in nerds, we’re going to the Gold Standard Data Factory #science

Nothing like making this decision AFTER every other GM opening was filled.

Gotta love NOFX getting this banger out for your fuck ICE playlists!

Whew...2026 has already been a great year for leopards who dine on faces huh?

What's worse than underwhelming?

I've been struggling for months to find a clear way to say this, and I can't find one so it's gonna be messy and probably poorly said. A lot of people who call themselves Christians better hope like hell the God they claim to believe in doesn't exist. If he does, they're gonna have a bad time.

Was reminded of these scene via Reddit earlier today. Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone who supports this shit and what they've been doing for a year. I basically quit yesterday because I struggle to comprehend how so many people support this fascist bullshit. I don't know how they can sleep when I can't.

Four-time Grammy Award nominee Jesse Welles performs his song "Join Ice." Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.

ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom

Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times, up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

Not sure our brains were made to process extrajudicial executions in the streets in real time

It’s not enough to say Abolish ICE. It’s not enough to vote no on ICE funding. It’s not enough to confront Kristi Noem or Greg Bovino with Stern Words. If you are a leader, what are you doing to protect your community? How are you using your power, privilege, and position to confront this threat?

Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them

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Part 30: "End of the Line" #creaturesofgothenburg #webcomics #art

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

Alright #baldsky, how often do do shave your head? Do you have a favorite razor? Is it worth getting an electric as a backup?

Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.

I liked Salah as a head coach, but thought he made rough OC decisions. He needs to pick one that will help develop his young QB, but I'd expect the defense to make almost immediate strides.

I'm not sure how many times I've said "don't like the bathtub" since having kids, but it's definitely more often than I would have ever believed.

I don't like to make fun of people's appearances, but if people started photoshopping his flat top to be steadily higher like making Kirk's face steadily smaller, I'd be okay with that (but only because he coached the Packers).

All these head coach openings, and I expect most will go with retreads. Why the hell are guys like Mike McCarthy and Matt Nagy getting interviews? Brother, it's 2026 and there's a metric shit ton of coaches you can go with that haven't already proven how bad they are.

Whelp I hung on for a long time, but it was finally time to go cueball. I was not prepared for the towel sticking to my dome.

Sure would be a shame if everyone blocked those fuckers

How does this guy keep getting interviews? His offenses have been garbage for years.

I don't know transfer portal rules particularly well; can Riola decommit from Oregon, it is he stuck battling Dante Moore for a starting role?

@minakimes.bsky.social on the bake off is going to be an absolute joy. I can't wait to watch!

If you're looking for a high fantasy series to help disconnect from the news for a bit, that also contains complicated characters who actually struggle with their world, I'd highly recommend Malice (Faithful and Fallen series) by @johngwynneauthor.bsky.social.

If you're looking for a high fantasy series to help disconnect from the news for a bit, that also contains complicated characters who actually struggle with their world, I'd highly recommend Malice (Faithful and Fallen series) by @johngwynneauthor.bsky.social.

Was reminded of these scene via Reddit earlier today. Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone who supports this shit and what they've been doing for a year. I basically quit yesterday because I struggle to comprehend how so many people support this fascist bullshit. I don't know how they can sleep when I can't.

Plz dm me if you want to get connected and trained to do ice patrols. It’s important for us to be doing everything we can to prevent ICE from stealing more of our neighbors. If you’re a person of privilege, time to use it 🚫🧊

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

HOLY FUCK.

The United States is behaving like a rogue state. The President has carried out an illegal act of war, kidnapped a foreign head of state, and is now threatening military action against NATO allies. This is a constitutional crisis. Impeachment must be on the table.

This one was unexpected. Their roster is rough and I always felt like he was exceeding expectations.

Hey, quick question for everyone without kids: How often do you find yourself singing the songs from the Curious George Christmas movie?

I'd like to never hear from him ever again.

It feels like cheating to not post at least one more time with Doofus Philip Rivers as my avatar. As far as fantasy finishes this year, I'm ending with a rebuild that should compete next season and a rebuild that's probably another season away unless some young guys get really good 😂

Lost my bet to @karlsafchick.bsky.social that the Philip Rivers experiment would work out, and so here's my new profile picture for the next day or so! The conditions: - 75+ passes (he went 58/92 over three games) - Colts make the playoffs (needed wins and help) - Rivers starts wildcard round

An underrated odd addition to coffee (if you have a mixer or time to make sure it's mixed properly) is a spoonful of creamy peanut butter. Little salty, little sweet.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Just gonna be honest here: self checkout isn't for everyone.