Maybe I don't market myself well enough, but if you ever want me on a podcast to talk football/fantasy, how I came up with my projections model, PV/DR and why they're so cool for dynasty, or anything else, I'm down.

One more spot left in Super League and it's been the toughest spot to get. Who wants this MFL spot?

If you've been following @ktompkinsii.bsky.social for a while, you'll never believe #3 🤯

Just heard "Everlong" on an oldies station and I may never recover from the disrespect.

Nobody likes data centers, and Democratic politicians need to realize this. www.cbsnews.com/news/georgia...

I cannot put into words how happy this would make me, not just as a Barner manager, but as a football fan who has been saying for years that running obvious tush pushes with a QB is silly when you can have some TE or power back do it.

I'm catching up on Welcome to Wrexham and the cleaner drops this all timer: "Even if I fell into a well of cocks, I'd come up sucking me thumb." JFC I'm losing it

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

One of my biggest desires is that my death won't be celebrated by people. On a totally unrelated note, Lindsey Graham died.

Tinted taillights should be illegal.

One of my favorite 2026 draft values is in this one!

Absolutely perfect webcomic, no notes. www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/k...

Yea well I heard if you don’t pay your fantasy league dues on time this year the explosive diarrhea parasite gonna getcha!

Do you have to fight fire with fire?

I’m looking to fill in some of the final spots of this year’s Super League. This is a managed BB league for charity to help the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals via Extra Life. Drafts start August 1st, but we need to get those leagues filled ASAP. Find more information: www.superleagueff.org

Looking to fill in some more spots for Super League this year! If you or a friend are interested in a fun managed best ball league for charity, check out our site to register NOW! superleagueff.org I will be sending invites to those who register today.

If you have seen #SFB16, heard about the Scott Fish Bowl, think charity is an awesome pastime, and would like to be involved with THE greatest charity fantasy football tournament in existence, this is your chance to get in. The 16th Scott Fish Bowl kicks off tomorrow and we always need replacements!

We'll need replacements in #SFB16. Easiest way to get in is now! Can you join the Sleeper league immediately once invited and draft tomorrow? Reply here. Must be signed up on scottfishbowl.com and eligible. Make sure you Bluesky handle is on your SFB account. Replacing some today and tomorrow.

On a very hot hike (where I forgot my socks), I ran into a bale of turtles. You know it's hot when cold blooded animals are still looking for shade 😂

People won’t stop coming up to me on the street and thanking me for creating the infowars elf

"If you're not willing to take the time to make your art, why should anyone take the time to look at it?"

Pokemon division with a live draft in Richmond this month! #SFB16

Unauthorized use of this elf is prohibited. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS ELF.

I didn't know I needed this collaboration, but damned if I haven't listened to this song by @nicklutsko.bsky.social ten times in a row! #justicefortheinfowarself

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

Super interesting conversation on the @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social episode this morning on low ball trade offers, different thoughts on starting points, etc. The biggest takeaway for me is the reminder that people value players drastically differently at times. youtu.be/D3rDpjVLS9w?...

Some days it feels like I spend all day battling my stupid brain, beating it into submission to accomplish the simplest tasks. I don't usually mind having ADHD, but on days like today, I can't help but wonder what it's like for people whose brains work normally, no need for medication or anything.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

Let me say it more clearly: If you exclude people based on any of the things below…YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON.

What I love most about fantasy football is that it’s open to EVERYONE. Gender identity, race, religion, sexual orientation…none of that matters. We’re just a bunch of people trying our best to avoid drafting the next Mecole Hardman. And that’s a fucking beautiful thing.

the final discord giveaway of #SFB16 season is up now folks 16 more spots then that’s all folks fantasycares.org/discord

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NEW #SFB16 SPOT GIVEAWAY ON DISCORD!!! head over to our discord (fantasycares.org/discord) and join in the giveaway that ends 12:14pm tomorrow afternoon and get yourself into SFB16!!

little over 24 hours away until we give away an entire division for #SFB16 fantasycares.org/discord looking for a spot? right now that math comes out to be pretty good shot to get into this division.

“Your Petition—filed three business days before the deadline, without any supporting information or documentation, and only after abandoning your recent litigation efforts to avoid NCAA sanctions” he did the michael scott i declare bankruptcy bit but for the supplemental draft?

Dude just walking around with piss fingers

As ever, Juneteenth is a day of celebration. Here at Optimus, we'd like to take this time to celebrate some of the incredible Black creators in the football space. @laquanjonesnfl.bsky.social @lorddontlose.bsky.social @marcasg.bsky.social @acosta32jp.bsky.social @fourverts.bsky.social 1/2

looking for a few more drafters in buffalo if this fits and you want to join #SFB16 Buffalo Live let us know

It's been really cool to see the number of people sign up here. So far we've had 40 people (and literally growing every day) sign up to use our projections and tools. Don't draft this #SFB16 without the edge that others have!

ok folks, we have another massive spot giveaway for #SFB16 a full division will be filled next wednesday (we will randomize the draft order on the hangout) fantasycares.org/discord please do not enter if you are already in, no you cannot win a spot for someone else.

Just got my invite to #SLFF and I'm taking the 12 spot in the Nightwing division! Do I know anything about Nightwing? Nope! Am I stoked to be in the tournament and draft from the hot corner? You bet your ass!

Hey, quick question: what if Sorsby isn't actually good? Wouldn't this have been the draft to come out if you thought you were a first rounder? Unless he was staying in to have easier gambling rules to try to dodge, why stay if you're actually good?

Got someone. Thanks for the reposts!

#SFB16 projections are here! Optimus' unparalleled projections are available for predraft, and you'll get weekly projections throughout the year, too Signups are free, although we do ask that you make a donation to Fantasy Cares to support them! tools.optimusfantasy.com/sfb/signup

I've got an opening in a single QB dynasty league (1QB, 2RB, 3WR, 1TE, 2WRT, 15 Bench, 5 IR, 5 Taxi). The team is definitely a contender with dues ($20) paid for the next two seasons (would need 2028 dues on join).

I've got an opening in a single QB dynasty league (1QB, 2RB, 3WR, 1TE, 2WRT, 15 Bench, 5 IR, 5 Taxi). The team is definitely a contender with dues ($20) paid for the next two seasons (would need 2028 dues on join).

What an opportunity! Less than 100 entries right now? Get in there!

I mean shouldn't he and everyone involved be annoyed? JJM was so bad last year, that Carson freaking Wentz looked good by comparison. If you didn't bring Kyler in to be the starter, then why bother with him? If Kyler sucks, there's not a better option on the roster. Trade for Davis Mills

Ever feel like someone is watching you?

"It is impossible to get into Scott Fish Bowl" we are giving away 16 spots tomorrow night. currently 12 entries for the spots. pretty good odds fantasycares.org/discord join the giveaway