Man, the new JJK story has been crazy good

BOTH MCLARENS DRIVING SCARED LOL

I'm sure it's fine that Lando has new tires and he's losing pace to Verstappen. #QatarGP

Ngl I wish I could fast forward ten laps

Wait. So if Piastri can only go to lap 49 and everyone else pits in the next five laps... Aren't Mclaren fucked? #QatarGP

"NO, NO ACKSHULLY what we did was SMARTER" Don't put in the paper that Mclaren were mad #QatarGP

Everyone pitted except for Piastri & Norris! Probably not smart for Mclaren!

Travis Konecny you will always be perfect to me.

Brandon Graham had six snaps yesterday and Jihaad Campbell didn't get on the field at all. What the hell are we doing here, folks?

This is fucked up

He's gonna look so good in that Jacksonville teal next year.

Love that Tank Bigsby trade.

Eagles aint been the same since Saquon took that pic with Felon 47.

They're gonna shit away the division, too. You know that, right?

It's all going well everywhere, actually.

I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles

Uneducated people will say the cowboys killed the Eagles season. Real ones will know that this shit has been festering since week 5. Maybe even week 3.

This smells of Dougie P all over. Lurie meets with Sirianni at the end of the year. "Fire your friend and you keep your job for another year." Sirianni: "No." Both fired on the spot.

Exactly the game DeAndre Swift would dream of coming back to Philadelphia.

The Eagles will presumably drop to 8-4 and have five games left after this: Chargers, Vegas, Washington twice and Buffalo. Dallas is 6-5-1 and has Detroit, Minnesota, Chargers, Washington & the Giants. ... Do the Eagles win the division?

Guy I've never heard of has 100+ yards rushing against a "good" defense. Eagles football, baybeee😎

Bears really said okay Caleb is hot dogshit. Just run from here on out.

You're kidding.

JALYX?!?!!?!?!?

Not allowed to be fully happy with anything, it seems.

FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have we considered the Chicago bears are equally as doo doo ass as the Eagles are?

I was told he was old and washed? It couldn't possibly have been the Eagles fault.... Right?

AJ Brown was 100% right about everything, and the media tried to make it a diva situation.

Is this good

Saquon didn't even know he was getting the ball lmfao

Richard Sherman fuckin SPITTIN

Thank god Caleb Williams is middling as fuck otherwise this would be a bloodbath.

Super Bowl winning teams typically get the benefit of the doubt. For some reason, the Eagles get watched more closely and are hyper scrutinized.

Impossible to watch this Eagles offense right now and think "wow, they're really well-coached."

THAT IS NOT A PENALTY, DUDE. COME THE FUCK ON.

Eagles running out the clock to the two-minute warning because they're too afraid their offense will go three-and-out quickly and give the ball back to the Bears with lots of time. Fear-based head coach.

FINALLY

You can't keep Patullo OR Sirianni after this year. You just can't.

It's hard to believe Saquon has almost 700 rushing yards this year considering he averages two yards an attempt.

I can't be mad, but I can stop watching at halftime.

Every AVATAR movie is a money laundering scheme. You'll never convince me otherwise.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Millennial Osama Bin Laden: "Hi, my name's Kevin Patullo."

Do the Eagles score before halftime?

Indefensible. Guy was stopped three yards behind the line of scrimmage.

Fucking, yikes, dude.