Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.

Making friends!!!!!!!

Wegmans pre made hoagies every week stare at me like the green goblin mask and I fold nearly every damn time

The Philadelphia Eagles don't play football tomorrow and personally I think that is a beautiful thing.

Sports are pretty fun when you don't have a rooting interest eating away at your brain like advanced dementia.

Happy Friday to you guys

Flyers icing 48-year old Radek Dvorak

Big news for anyone named me but I have acquired the Godzilla Pabst Blue Ribbon

Wasn't even the worst sports day in the last three years 😎

Oh buddy those are NOT getting watched lmao

I genuinely cannot believe you set me up for this I NEVER thought I'd use it lmfao

Watching Philadelphia sports the last seven calendar days

And yet if LA offered Shohei & Betts for Harper & Schwarber tomorrow I would not hesitate.

If you wanted me to feel bad for you maybe you shouldn't have been a fucking idiot, idk.

If I were JT I think I might've knocked Kerkering out on national TV.

God, all threw teams are gonna lose tonight. Unbelievable.

New meme format

Lmfao.

In one night, Kelee Ringo has hit Bradley Fletcher levels of shit.

WHO IS CALLING THIS DRAW SHIT?!? STOP IT!!!!!!!

The fun part is you can't even say he was throwing home. It was closer to some rich prick kid in the third row.

How deliciously Phillies.

ANDY REID-ESQUE!!!!!!!!!!!

Phillies are currently living in the Joe Buck tweet

The Eagles are letting white running backs score bro this is a nine win team smh

Al Michaels wants to kiss Jackson Dart on the lips

Stupid fucking turf

Kyle Schwarber I am on my knees

I can't have a dedicated browser but amazon is allowed to put a button on every commercial that I can click to automatically buy something while watching the game. Sure.

It was a touchdown, but four pushes in a row is certainly a choice.

We simply don’t need this much Philadelphia sports happening at the same time

"Assume the worst, hope for the best" the 2025 Philadelphia Phillies video yearbook.

I absolutely hate the Sirianni/Patullo bash brothers thing. Dumbass moment.

If the Giants score again I might be out already. I don't know what to say about this team at all.

Oh this entire night is shaping up to be a nightmare huh

GET HIM OUT OF THE GAME NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Sirianni or bar him from hiring his crackhead friends in high-ranking positions. Your choice, Lurie.

I'm gonna drink a handle of rum, eat 60 melatonin, and put myself in a coma

Oh man, the Eagles are seriously in trouble, lol. We are absolutely in 2023 part deux.

Kelee Ringo fuckin SUCKS, BRO.

Jalyx. Wake up, buddy.

Got too cute for no reason. Way to go, Patullo.

Keep it up

Sony is some bullshit for not including a web browser on PS5 then TELLING ME I BROKE CODE OF CONDUCT for trying to have one open casually on my front page. Smh.

Christopher Sanchez has the mandate of heaven

Phillies

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