Cuomo could never.

my account got nuked one day when i was posting about an erie otter game and to this day i have no idea why

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!! I WILL NOT GET THE SPRAYS I WILL NOT GET THE TRANSPLANTS YOU ALL GOTTA DEAL WITH THE CHROMIUM DOMIUM

"This used to be the best job I’ve ever had, the best environment I’ve ever had, the best culture I’ve ever had—and they fucking ruined it. I will never ever forget how much they ruined it."

anyone who sets their teams pfp at work to anything other than like, their union logo should be fired on the spot. yes that includes a professional headshot. No i will not elaborate

at least one of them did

its not defective moral character, but if someone calls me, i am making that THEIR problem! I’m not trapped in here with you, Mr. Scammer, you’re trapped in here with ME, AND I’M GONNA MOAN LOUD AS FUCK

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

WITH ALL MY HEART: FUCK NEMACOLIN!!!!

gm

OH MY GOD WHAT A RUN

Again Bouie from the top rope

Pig at the bloomfield market

thank you @repsummerlee.bsky.social , proud to be represented by you

1 hour meeting with 4 lawyers

mie fucking head hort

Fix your hearts or die, Disney

Olivia Nuzzi dimming the lights, lighting some candles, and throwing a few hundred ball bearings into the dryer

Neighborhood guardian

never thought i’d be the guy scanning in hand written notes but here we are

@violetvolume.bsky.social LOOOK!!!!!!! THE PLANT IS PRODUCING!!!!!! I HAVE TOMATILLOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!

listening to podcasts is taking the place of listening to your friends chit chat but you can’t join in the chit chat and it, on the whole, makes society less social! 5 different podcasts is too many!

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

This also describes conversation with more than a few of my friends

BREAKING: Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, a team of independent experts commissioned by the U.N.’s Human Rights Council concludes.

Theres a lady on bake off that doesn’t eat sweet stuff but bakes a bunch of stuff, which is the same thing chelsea does, so we’re pilling for her

THEY GOT PRUE LEITH IN DRAG GOR BAKE OFF?!?!?!!??!?

Alright i just now realized they tried to pack all that into 80 minutes of runtime, thats the real problem

Conveniently located flamethrower

the famous part about civil war era monitors is that they were super fucking heavy, so i love thst they just decided to put an all-metal mechanical conveyor belt system below the waterline

Okay i get why this shit was rated so low

Yeah the “superweapon” in this movie is simply not that

oh okay its both sides-ing the civil war. got it

YO HES IN THIS?!?!?!??!

Watched Point Break last night, gonna watch Jonah Hex tonight, really been fiending for a mid action movie

Damn what a hit

whoever made the crosby fancam to You’re On Your Own Kid, congrats, now i can’t listen to the song without tearing up

1980’s soviet Chappell Roan be like: (to the tune of red wine supernova) Bread Line Perestorroooiiikka

fleury in a pens jersey again…. oh sweet memories

I'm really having trouble processing the relative silence from Barack Obama about a colleague who he'd hosted at the White House, the Minnesota State House Speaker, being assassinated, but rushing to get out a weepy statement about Charlie fucking Kirk.

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guy who shits sitting down then pisses standing up