on loop in my head is @rotopat.bsky.social doing the ITYSL "he admit it" bit on the rotoworld football show

@harrisfootball.com you should check out Widow's Bay on Apple TV. I think you'd like it!

kids will be like "did you know" and proceed to tell you a hyper-specific fact about a friend of theirs you've never met

me bringing home a new hyperfixation:

i like ICE best when it's crushed

insurance is crazy like you pay exorbitant amounts of money to a company whose number one priority is to not help you when you need it

I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican. Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries. We are not going anywhere. Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.

is jim harbaugh's mouth ever not open

This season has been the most I've enjoyed Al Michaels in years. They should have given Joe Biden whatever he's on

Luigi Mangione is being treated as the Joker.

Rachel rn #survivor

80s action heroes had less plot armor than the 2024 Kansas City Chiefs.

when you're waiting around, are you more of a dick-in-your-hands or thumb-up-your-ass kind of person

Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man

really enjoying Spicy Teeny #survivor

just putting it out there that for any artist who turns out to be problematic, i already hated whatever it is they make

World Central Kitchen announces it is halting operations in Gaza after Israel targeted one of its vehicles in an airstrike, reportedly killing three WCK staff and then two rescue workers. The IDF claims—without providing evidence—that one of the WCK workers was a “terrorist.”

someone do a wellness check on @rotopat.bsky.social Justin Jefferson is stuck at 99 yards

are you a velociraptor because i'd love to call you a clever girl while you take me out

guy in front of me at CVS said he didn't want a receipt and was immediately shot in the head

since they don't take Ls anymore, i guess they're the Wions now

yeah i’m polyam. polyam gonna beat ur ass

it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.

correction: Conservatives join Bluesky, immediately violate community guidelines, and cry about competent content moderation archive.ph/a79Us

Imagine hating me and I'm just here, also hating me (PMDD)

men come up to me, big strong men, offensive linemen, and they say please build a dome sir, they have tears in their eyes and they want a dome so they can stay out of the snow and the wind and the solar and so we're gonna build a dome, folks, a big beautiful dome

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if you see 3 cybertrucks in one day you die in real life

What’s your 10/10 album? Mine:

you should listen to chloe moriondo

@rotopat.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social catching up on the rotoworld football show and went ahead and made this in case no one else had

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth? more like Infinite Cutscenes am I right

who would've thought the site that couldn't handle a live Love is Blind reunion is struggling with a blockbuster boxing match

thinking about those movies where it was "the last" of a non-white group and for some reason the last one of the group was a white dude

Might be a dumb question, but when they put the red circle around defensive players on TNF, I'm in control of that guy, yeah?

call of duty? you mean what happens 20 minutes after my first coffee of the day?

Joe Flacco, you are beautiful, you are loved

How is this different than theft? We were told that using Napster to download music for free was theft. Spotify is not paying musicians and then profiting off of their music.

Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI

Cool. Fun.

prosecutors have the easiest fuckin job in the world lmao defense attorneys have to write like 300 page briefs to hopefully get one (1) charge reduced and prosecutors just get to chuckle and say nothing and the judge will be like "wow great point prosecutor you're right"

embracing the holiday spirit by refusing to speak and instead meanicingly pointing at things like the ghost of christmas future