it’s Lynne Ramsay season get with it autocorrect

something like a real movie review, from me! 😇

Middle aged men making "huh huh maybe we should ask *ChatGPT*" jokes are as insufferable as the same men's insistence circa 2016-2017 on perfecting their Donald Trump voice

We love to see it NYC!!!!

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

I’m watching the Martin Scorsese docuseries on Apple and I’m just feeling first and foremost disappointed in myself for not being Martin Scorsese

Holding back from all dumb horny puns I would like to make about Zohran’s hot aloof wife running things from behind UGH sorry go out and vote NYers!!!!

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

The LAPD hates LA

Rojas making me cryyyyy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHH DODGIESSSS

Addison Barger

The fact that Dodgers fans have to deal with our local police state just to watch the fucking game is psycho shit.

I wasn’t joking! Lfg!!!!

baseball broadcast directors fucking live for the slow motion raspberries shot. they dream of that shit

Same

This is so fun! I love it and I am having fun

My whole body hurts lol

Cool cool cool cool cool

now this is podracing

Finally a ballgame. Excited for the next nine innings!

You can download this from Apple but not an NC-17 movie

I love being entertained by the sport of baseball. Having some laughs w my friends etc

Sasaki

The vibe

I reposted my friends AI slop gag bc I’m watching the dodgers drinking wine wearing a full lash set and can barely see my phone but THATS NO EXCUSE and I’ll try to do better 😔

Mookie!!!!

I’m pandering to my base

So are his parents

Yoshi’s ready

Drunk and high

Game so bad you can really tell who in the stands in LA is up to date on their Botox

Bo Bichette? Where

A vampire that’s not Dracula

How about we all just call this game off and get in some honk shoos boys

This is like the back of a No Fear shirt circa 94 but for real

I’m going to lose my mind

LMAO I have a 7am flight tomorrow (CT)

If they bring out kershaw… this club has *everything*

This is a VERY fun game of baseball

Yes your friend Emily is watching Shoheiball

Bo Bichette? Where

Goofyball

The Times lies. It lies every day and always in the same direction.

In the event this specific report is itself slop, I…. Hm, no, I don’t think I need to amend any of this, looks good to me