My dad and sister aren’t here this visit so my mom and I could go see the Downton Abbey movie and cry unbothered

Gay

Found a treasure trove

Drove down a New England country road drenched in late-summer sun in my mom’s car, “Shoop” blasting on the radio

My mom just told me the dog has been really into watermelon lately, so that’s nice for him

I have hired Muzzy the language monster

“Mavis, bring me my Rolodex!”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Well, it’s about praxis” - me being horrible at parties when people ask me about One Battle After Another for the next few months

I've decided to buy Warner Bros.

Review: "Paul Thomas Anderson insists, in #OneBattleAfterAnother’s glorious and just-shy-of-corny final seconds, that there is still something like a future out there, past the smoke and ruin, worth struggling toward, inch by agonizing inch" bit.ly/42y61Kn

"The title of the film could be read as an exhausted lament. It could be a rallying cry, too." @rilaws.bsky.social on PTA's fiery ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is pretty, pretty great. Here's my review:

If only some dashing Uruguayan or Finn would find me fetching at a dance and take me out of this horrible country

Found the moon’s alt

The trailers for One Battle After Another really do a bad job of explaining that the show is a Saturday Night-esque behind the scenes look at the first episode of Lip Sync Battle. DiCaprio is transformative as Chrissy Teigen

Looks like you can’t keep DC97 down!

Yikes yikes yikes yikes

Her videos are great but I have fully become my mother in the way that I just want to yell "get your hair out of your eyes!"

Saw two movies today that could not be more comically diametrically opposed. I’ll have reviews of both in THR this week!

“We won!” Miles Teller texts Anya Taylor-Joy. She writes back “Gorge, Miles.”

This is the most actor-heavy CMAs I’ve ever seen

Cristin Milioti halfway to EGOT

Young Mazino, pls sing “Baby lock them doors” Scotty McCreery style

“Did you win that big award you were nominated for?” “No. A child did.”

Maybe write a different presenter joke when it was so obvious the one man was going to win

Coralie Fargeat’s SHINGLES MEDICINE AD

Fun fact: this is the sixth time Cate Blanchett has seen Leanne Morgan live

Roxxxy Andrews, Trinity the Tuck, and Loosey LaDuca look incredible

Bassett was really like “wait that’s not how ‘Kathy Bates’ is spelled”

Did Paul Greengrass shoot this Lindsay Lohan Verizon ad

MRI machine be like

“Just say when, zeroes-wise” - CBS writing a check to Lorne Michaels

The Walter Boys have arrived on the red carpet

“I’m sorry my alarm clock didn’t go off because it died in a cockfight last night” is a good 30 Rock line

This is the perfect week to live tweet the Emmys

Rode a propeller plane with Jodie Foster today

Sitting at an airport for the next three hours and they’re blasting R. Kelly. Does Canada not know

Always funny when there’s a Blue Jays game during the Toronto film festival and the gnarled, light-starved movie gnomes have to briefly share sidewalk with the ruddy, be-jerseyed sons of Ontario making their way toward the lake

Shocker: I liked a movie in which Callum Turner is hot

Can a movie become brilliant in its last five minutes? Hamnet suggests yes

More TIFF reviews! First up, the Angelia Jolie/Paris Fashion Week drama COUTURE

Another TIFF review! My Hollywood Reporter debut and already the word “hunk” is in the headline. I cannot be stopped

My first review from TIFF: the Cillian Murphy reform school drama STEVE, which reminded me too much of a show I don’t like

WOW!! awardswatch.com/marianne-jea...

Wait fuck it’s after Labor Day and I didn’t turn pretty

The many kids in my neighborhood who were so boisterous just a week or two ago are now trudging down my street as if on their way to clock into the mines

Katey took in two strays!

“The president was disappointed by Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein and has taken to bed.”