lmao

this post may have been premature

My kid was watching old Transformers and, lol, I love how the instant the autobots learned about dinosaurs they immediately dropped everything to build some. They were told two things about them, they're strong and had tiny stupid brains, and had to incorporate both things as much as possible

we were watching The Testament of Ann Lee last night and, well, sex is fun sure, but given her life and situation I can definitely see where Ann is coming from with this

They will lay me off, they will end my health insurance, they will raise my rent until I can't afford it anymore, they will destroy the tools I use by making them shittier or subscription-based or both; everything I depend on or enjoy will be Disrupted for some boy-king dipshit's funding round

six year old learned about feminism yesterday (watched the Harley And Ivy episode of Batman)

babylon 5 is a show about guys who look like this

damn, absolutely brutal to the men in her life and also to the men whose search history leads their phone to push this to their notifications

started The Hatchet Man, Edward G Robinson plays a hitman who has to kill his best friend. Oh and he's Chinese.

I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone.

lego batman is great. dont tell my son I am way ahead of him in the story, he'll be pretty mad at md

Love Is News is what watching random entries you've never heard of in an actor's filmography is all about. Loretta Young is delightful as a chaotic flirty heiress who decides to discredit a reporter and ruin his life by claiming they're engaged.

It is funny to be in the middle of an energy and medicine revolution while the part of the tech industry that draws attention to itself is entirely devoted to scams and exploding rockets.

If you think this stuff is frustrating now, just imagine the next Democratic administration when he's tweeting constantly about how President Whoever is a satanic pedophile and screaming about the oncoming race war, and is still also the largest government contractor in the nation.

If you acknowledge that the richest man in the world is a Nazi is has all sorts of unsettling implications about the moral valence of success and the arc of society, so it's easier to just ignore it entirely.

My six year old hit the two year old over some stupid kid shit and, oh man, this little guy stands right up to his big brother and indignantly screams "I'M BATMAN!"

the reported lack of enthusiasm for the He-Man movie can probably be attributed to how little Alison Brie there is in the trailers. The nation's 40 year old dads are beginning to worry she's not in it much.

I was only gonna go 4 stars on Bumblebee but I let my son overrule me, he loved it! #LastFourWatched

my wife asked me to download a show for her that... has a straight romance in it??? I'm worried about her.

Gonna have to apologize to the staff here, my dude is a disaster with his spring rolls

OK so the bench got a boner, not sure I see what the big deal is

Meaghan was cleaning up in the basement and found my old map of a place I used to live.

this isnt what they fought for

his name's Jaws, he kills people

Lol, can I sell mine for like 500 bucks or something

Incredibly rude for Lego Batman to not have a Switch 2 release date yet when it comes out for everything else later this week.

Dems are polling crazy high based on the flaming catastrophe that is Republican fascist rule, so primarying as many of the bad weak complicit Democrats in favor of good determined angry ones has rarely if ever been more crucial

watched Back To The Beach last night. Might be done with beach movies for a bit but talk about ending on a high note. Frankie and Annette coming back twenty years later to do a love letter/spoof of their old movies is so great!

still waiting for this to happen to me

batman is cool because it's competence porn for children

tfw you're involved in a love triangle with a younger, fitter rival

Keith David has a supporting role in The Oh on Ohio and its fun to imagine his Mass Effect character saying some of this dialogue

people need to be made aware of this

#LastFourWatched It's a pretty small part but I feel obligated to alert everyone The Devil To Pay (1930) features a rare blonde Myrna Loy

In Batman Gotham Knights #42 Alfred nearly dies from a virus he caught cleaning up bat shit in the bat cave

Me, to my wife: "I know we have a bunch of critically acclaimed movies we want to get to that we never have time for because our toddler is a nightmare at bedtime but what if we shoved them all aside to watch an obscure Parker Posey film with a 2 star average on letterboxd?"

wow, kind of a surprising song but I can see it

I was kinda dreading this final entry in AIP's Beach Party series but, I dunno, turns out trading the beach for a spooky old haunted house that girls still dance and wear bikinis in was just what the series needed.

we want it

Over the last several years I've been reading a bunch of 80s, 90s and now early 2000s Batman stuff. There's a shift that happens around the end of No Man's Land where Batman's single overriding character trait is being a giant asshole to everyone around him and, gotta be honest, it sucks real bad!

We’re sure this applies to all kinds of families. The technology is coming, has come, for us all. But for the purposes of this story, we mostly spoke to white-collar heteros in the Bay Area, because that’s where a certain psychological crisis seems most acute.

My kid just told me a big kid on the playground said the F word AND the A word. I just wanted to give you all a heads up, be careful out there.

“but the criticisms are often based on falsehoods” i don’t care, there’s people actually worthy of sympathy out there

i don’t have strong opinions on the data centers and there’s a lot of slopulism going around these days, but just to reiterate: the tech industry earned every ounce of hate it gets, regardless of the merits of this or that project

An Indigenous comedy troupe apparently pranked Lindsay Shepherd, a former BC Conservative staffer who was fired after she complained bitterly about having to view any symbols of Orange Shirt Day (In Canada, Orange Shirt Day commemorates experiences of residential school survivors)

Bragging about what government has accomplished on your watch is much more effective than trying to outmaneuver Republicans on tax cuts too.

lol this is so good

I watched Thomas Tokar's Claws last night and, man, so-called "ai filmmakers" are such an embarrassment. If you wanna make a movie bad enough you'll just make one. youtu.be/AuGrTKhW6KA?...

now that I've watched all the Roger Moore Bond movies with my kid he had two big important questions 1) why does the bad guy always go after the woman? 2) why is Jaws not in all of them? Before we check out any other actor as Ian Fleming's James Bond he wants to watch Moonraker again