The culture of bourgeois society, at first sight, presents itself as an immense accumulation of femboys, its unit being a single femboy.

I like that they still publish timetables and arrival info for buses in the south west. These contain no information about the actual behaviour of the buses, but civic ritual is maintained.

Met some new MLs at a porn awards event, which feels a bit like I am becoming a parody of myself.

Anyone want to leak to me about whether the CPB will do the funny thing?

Not that I disagree with the original post, I just think the hippo's programme is too ambitious.

Putting on my third period hat in order to sadly shake my head at fascism disavowing its moderate wing.

bad parking

I'm taking the opportunity to (possibly) be the first man to inform the good people of this website that I will not vote for Kamala Harris in 2028.

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Provisional Met Office, Continuity Met Office, etc.

Obviously Annie Hall is a good film?

"Composite Day" was right there.

This joke is about how Pakistan commemorates independence day on August 14 while India takes it to be August 15. It is not a factual historical account because that is not what a joke is.

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People are baffled by Starmer’s unpopularity and eventually you’d think they’d come to admit “ignore the groups” as a governing philosophy isn’t as popular on Main Street as it is in the green rooms.

Say what you like, he had the tool of a sonmaker.

Cabinet sources are telling me that Keir Starmer embraced the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism shortly before he died, and that he is now seated with Engels in paradise.

The management when I try to get £400 for an air conditioning unit for the heatwave.

Take advantage of the coming heatwave by filling any local alleyways with corpses, piss, and garbage bags. It's these small community efforts that keep neighbourhoods affordable.

It would be easy to be bored by Starmer; the man's whole character assists in the enterprise. We must congratulate him, therefore, on the great deal of work he has done in order to be hated.

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What was that apocryphal Gandhi quote about mutual aid again — "I think it would be a good idea"?

So many new annoying posts to mute.

Anyone workshopped a good Andy Burnham nickname yet?

Operation Save Forensic Dog.

Still With Her (Keir Starmer).

a buddy had just come back from spending a year in china and i said “man that real estate collapse though… wow, what a fuckup” and he said “building new urban housing for a billion people requires that you occasionally overshoot by a few millions units” and i’ve never been the same since

A large man; date to govern.

Giving up on the rhyme scheme eight verses in is insane. Admittedly, writing a Keir Starmer pamphlet in verse is insane to begin with.

Labourbowl seems to come earlier every year.

Guess I had better file a deed poll under "Pierre Dipshit".

A housemate has just produced the wonderful statement "I learned everything I know about the Aztecs".

I just make posts here. Do not interact socially with me. (Actually both people who have recognised me in public were lovely about it)

Jack Straw 2000: We have to make the definition of terrorism extremely broad to give the home secretary discretion, but it would never be used to crack down on peaceful protest 2025: It is used extensively to crack down on peaceful protest Court of Appeal 2026: The home secretary has discretion 🤷

Famously, declaring a group to be terrorist and maximally prosecuting its members has never led to radicalisation and escalatory behaviour, so this is a very sensible argument (even working under a theory that admits pre-crime!)

Whoops, back to being a terrorist. Hope everyone enjoyed the break.

My partner works at a camp for trans kids every summer, and today the campers staged a mini pride parade, which opened with the teenagers marching around the playground chanting "what do we want? TRANS! when do we want it? TRANS!"

Anyway, now that it is clear that any physical interference with the machinery of empire will be prosecuted as terrorism, I would rationally expect tactical equalisation of these same terms.

Isn't mayonnaise an instrument?

I absolutely can and will pick and choose crimes that are ok.

Resigning in disgrace and then immediately returning, he is truly a Mandelson protégé.

Hell yeah big man.