sigh. i’m sorry bro. i don’t give forehead kisses anymore. the temptation to eat you is too strong

we are all dogs in god’s hot car

more like slayyyyy belle 💅

i bet it feels so good to be a sleigh bell jingling with a metal ball bouncing around inside you

i’m built like this btw

pov i’m asking you for uppies

acab includes people who say “it’s time for bed”

aiming my piss in the shower drain like i used to back in the day

it’s fucking ridiculous but you have to be your own best friend

i did this really fun thing last night where i got drunk & texted all my exes

is it good or bad to eat a whole jar of pickles

2026: Year of the Dice

protect women from gambling

i miss my ipod

i have friends & together we make art

keeping warm by the lamplight

pulling up to planned parenthood protesters as a trans woman like, “hey gimme $500 rn & i won’t abort this baby”

when you think about it, music is kind of a collage for ears

fuck yeah baby spread it, spread that christmas joy for me slut

girl do not ask me months in advance to go to an event together, flake on me to go solo the day of, & then beeeggggg me while piss drunk how much you need me to come get you

everything reminds me of her

so here’s the thing. living in a basement amidst single digit temperatures kinda sucks !!!

the shower is my enemy rn & i hate that ):

girl who touches me in a way that makes me feel loved but also like a piece of meat

trapped in my drum machine

nothing like a progesterone high to make you forget about the 2-month situationship you just ended

wokeSP404

girls who suck your soul out of you thru your neck>>>>>>>>>>

she was a puppy; she was a kitten can i make it any more obvious?

girl who wants to fuck the hole in the middle of barbarian village

when does updating your resume stop feeling cringe & corny

getting closer to myself by getting closer to those around me

i see god in my home girls

you examine the bush for signs of disease and find that it’s in perfect health.

Life Grips

deep squat stretches in the bathroom at the bar

i don’t think i posted this here but i’m still learning new things

anyway this is the third piece i broke in like ~2 weeks 👍

back on bsky, pretended to be sane for too long

a girl i used to mess around w once told me i have ‘pornstar titties’ & i think about that pretty often now

if you are pure of heart you can take as much ketamine as you want

manifesting

these twins are transition goals ✨😍🥵

it’s time

ugh it’s almost pants season & that means bracing myself to cry every time i try on a new pair jeans until i find one that makes me cry not as much

being a dj is just having playlist autism

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doing my weird vocal stims in front of you is third base

if the tranny doesn't feel loved she will leave