The 60 Minutes segment that was pulled from airing 2 hours before airing this week:

oh bqby i am ZOOTED.

beth can't come to the phone right now, she's a little... tied up

you ever sit at a weird angle for too long and then your dick falls asleep and then you get pins and needles as it reawakens?

forever and always

i made it through 93 new LPs (let's pick up another 7 next year, slacker). 58 from 2025, 35 from earlier. i got into 21 EPs. favorite EPs of 2025? softlightsymphony & houseguest. i explored stuff from 40 artists i'd never heard before. if you think music sucks nowadays, you're doing it wrong. 🧵

this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

It's your birthday, Duane.

feeling hot but no photos so here's me feeling hot some moons ago

feeling hot but no photos so here's me feeling hot some moons ago

dilf stands for dame i’d like to fumble

THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off! BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!! THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA

"Trans children, teens, adults — people are dying and it’s because of our nation’s inability to treat us like we’re deserving of the liberties our leaders claim are endowed upon us." Full quotes from both @jael.bsky.social + @brosaleigh.bsky.social below. Please read them.

here i am, cute in the summertime. we just applied to live somewhere that would be so, so good after being demovicted and i'd love if you'd cross your fingers and toes for us. ❤️

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but thriving while trans requires quite a bit more from us than “knowing” who we are.

Overnight, past 2 a.m., the Alberta United Conservative Party passed Bill 9, a bill to **strip away the right to life of trans youth** in order to impose on them a gender-affirming care ban. We’re assisting to the beginning of a humanitarian crisis, in Canada, in real time.

Please donate if you're able to. This is an unthinkable amount of money for an unthinkably fucked up situation. Anything helps, trans sex workers deserve to have families

I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site. By that I mean BAD PR. I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.

this week, congress has agreed to ban trans participation in sports at military academies and the opening bid to fix aca subsidies bans trans care coverage on obamacare exchanges why does it feel like we’re not seeing a five alarm fire from the lgbtq+ advocacy groups yet

i am in such a mean mood (hot, not angry)

Its not widely known but the statue of liberty used to have a huge bronze cigarette in her mouth

i already can't wait to be back in the studio next month

here i am, cute in the summertime. we just applied to live somewhere that would be so, so good after being demovicted and i'd love if you'd cross your fingers and toes for us. ❤️

i am so tired and there's still so far to go. i don't know how y'all do it

they dont tell you this but the best part of transitioning is getting ur titties sucked on

this is going to be extremely rewarding/unbelievably frustrating, i think

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

i miss my friend

this thought hits me 2-5 times a day

i always lose it right about at frodo

going to the same bottom surgeon as her call that echolabia

just a more productive use of your cash

well my voice is like. GONE gone

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

fuck your Wraps, cancel your Spotify account, cowards

yes i am exaggerating and being pointed for the internet. but also in the age of algorithms and spotify dominance i think its incredibly important to tell those platforms Fuck You I'm Doing My Own Thing

Streaming services MUST be regulated. We need the Living Wage for Musicians Act NOW!

some shots of mj and beth playing at tdor last month . 📸: @jesserayphotography on insta

why didn't i pick up almond milk today

this. and also Felix Gonzalez-Torres’ “Perfect Lovers”. (Two identical wall clocks synced at the beginning of the exhibition but which eventually fall out of sync as one runs down.)

fans of BC public transport 🤝 queer zelda headcanon writers "i love translink"

before anyone tries to tell me the Foo Fighters are cool:

I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.

OKAY SO. i just applied for a job that would be so so SO good for me (and for the world! a job with a moral impetus! please!) please cross your fingers and toes for me. i really need this one.

me a few months ago before a *lovely* and chaste event

i love this creature more than i could ever ever EVER say

samesies

moons ago

quick reminder of why that might be fun