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just as republicans have no idea who was president in 2020, judging by the comments here it seems liberals have no idea who was president in 2024

retired engineer: Building is doable; Marketing is a joke

Stop donating to Goodwill!!! Their CEO makes millions because they're taking all the stuff they get and marking it up 2000% so people you think ur helping can't even afford it. Seriously, stop donating to Goodwill. Give things to ur neighbors or domestic violence shelters. Stop donating to Goodwill.

Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party https://theonion.com/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets-to-l-1819576241/

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

2025 Tornado States Wrap: 1,558 tornadoes, down from 2024 but above average. accuweather.com/en/severe-we... Top 5 States: • TX (162) • IL (146) • MO (120) • MS (111) • AL & ND (72) NWS-OKC had the most warnings. Comp. to 2024, FL, IA & NE were down. MS, AL, ND were up.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

PSA: Honor: My Anti-Drug Language: English Country: United States

pepperidge farm remembers

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.

When I went to the Star Trek con in Vegas with @mimicinspace.bsky.social, @wormmo.de & @ominousnoise.bsky.social we were just hanging out talking and out of nowhere the smart fridge in our Airbnb interrupted to tell us a fart joke then got stuck in a loop of telling fart jokes and making fart sounds

The Sounds of Kirby #animation

Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump

i will never vote for gavin newsom under any circumstances

the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too

new moon just dropped

If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it: Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.

cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

This clip aged like fine wine.

She’s a keeper

this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it

Garfield digivolutions (11/2021)

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

and not on fucking discord either! have your shit be searchable on google.

so.... i have some big awesome news that i am so excited to share!!!!! i am going to write a book about sandwiches!!!!!!!!

i took their starter pack and turned it into a moderation list so you can block or mute all the goofus ass "vetted" alt government accounts bsky.app/profile/very...

Wrap up warm for an adorable tutorial stage. A snowball fight awaits - what a cool idea! 📺: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, GBA, 2003.

Actual screenshot from Mega Man II for the Game Boy. Mega Man is amused.

I shoulda never smoked that shit... Now I got to fight the Fighting Polygon Team.

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

a big boat stuck could fix us

there's gotta still be some way for this performance to win an academy award. reupload it maybe

i can't get over this fucking gif, it's ff10 gem

this is so cool

This is truly mind-blowing. At first I only looked at the crack appearing in the foreground in the pavement, then I saw the sudden and fast movement of the earth in the distance and on the right. 🤯🧪⚒️ youtu.be/77ubC4bcgRM?...

i love it when the universe gives me a sign