Montauk? What about WOMANtauk? women DO be taukin Sorry sorry trying to delete this sorry

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

He weighs like ninety pounds!

Don't let the good punchline of this comic distract you from the revelation that Swan Boy thinks a singular taco is enough for lunch

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST Finally I have found you. We were vultures on the steppe 3000 years ago, and we gnawed the rotting bones of horses together. Tell me, do you remember the winds of Elbrus? | Lmao I saw this interaction, bro did NOT mention he always claimed the choicest marrow 🤣🤣🤣

Yesterday I read volume 14 of WHA and went "oh. Oh this would've changed the arc of my life if I'd had it when I was younger" and I've been trying to get back into making stuff and I. Oooooooh it gave me big feelings

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

Oh my god I'm going to have to talk about the obsession movie in therapy tomorrow

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

Pomodoro for cheapskates and dumbasses: watch an ad for the 30 minutes of uninterrupted music and just keep on keeping on until the music stops

I don't have any direct stories but one of my uncles almost sold him an apartment when he was married to Christie Brinkley and a handful of my cousins served him at restaurants before

in sicilian you can apparently call someone stupid by just quacking at them

Hmmmm might be time to call it that wellbutrin doesn't work as intended for me

action therapist trailer 1-4

Happy Independence Day

I was having a breakdown over how alone I felt so I went "fuck it I'm just gonna see whatever is playing at the movie theater" So I just got out of Obsession, and now I don't feel bad about being lonely anymore,

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

I need a hair cut again

Every once in awhile my dad will talk about how he's getting older and how he'll die one day and every time he does that I'm like "counterpoint: no 💜"

Martin Luther's 95 Yelp Reviews

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I must not dunk-quote an article I only saw screenshots of. Dunk-quoting an article I only saw screenshots of is the killer of the mind

Be safe and drink water today, everyone

since WHA is poppin, please look at this panel that helped me reframe the learning process

Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 54 ( Beck Kubrick )

"I hope someone kills me." - Eeyore's Famous Saying

the pedophile government has decided on a policy of child molestation to protect the sanctity of women's sports, a thing they wish didn't exist. there is no future for normal people in america

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

Look, she asked

“This is worse than the time I massacred the uchiha clan to prevent a civil war”

*Peter Griffin voice* Sasuke

Today I was discussing Executive Dysfunction with some folks, and how in our household we call it "The Sits" I decided to make an info poster. It's based on my personal experience with it. Yes, the person is me 😆 #neurodivergent #memes #executivedysfunction

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

The Big Chill movie soundtrack disc 1

Definitely thought "I've never heard of the Eaucean... maybe it's near the Aegean?" for about... three or four seconds.

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

Me, walkin around looking like Harvey Dent: hey kids, it's me, the Ghost of Summer Present. If you're going to be outside for a stretch of time, remember to wear sunscreen even if you're in partial shade!

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Overhead at the Utena movie screening: "My daughter has an Utena tattoo that she regrets...because she got it when she thought she was a boy, and now she's the only straight girl in the world with an Utena tattoo."

FUCK

Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.

If you wannabe my lover, you gotta show up with a sign that literally says "I wannabe your lover". Whatever you think being explicit is, is too subtle. If anything about this confuses you, I heavily suggest you find someone with a degree in technical writing to explain it to you, in extensive detail