RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

Hey, do you want to go downtown and check out Angled Parking Fest? It's 100 degrees and were gonna stand in the generator exhaust and eat fried spaghetti pizzas.

me (casting spell of penis explode in the direction of the white house but a hot girl walks by with silver hair and rimless glasses reminding me of biwa hayahide from umamusume and i turn to catch a glimpse of her beauty): ouuh lindsey graham: ow

he actually did the meme

victory lapping on this one

Again. This is the author. What are we doing here?

Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

They're calling it the most blockable avatar of all time

Like everything built in this era, the answer is "someone writing wild VU code then them giving designers and artists an Excel sheet to deal with it"

the thing about llms is that they copy old work and have no ability to intentionally pursue lateral leaps of creative insight, so a world ruled by ai is a world of endless recycling of the past. imagine that. culture eating itself. imagine that. totalitarian nostalgia. imagine

I've been making an effort to reevaluate bands I never liked in the past. Listened to Critical Acclaim, wondered if it was a sincere "support are troops" song, discovered they got into NFTs a few years back and the singer has an NFT tattoo. Avenged Sevenfold are *very* from Huntington Beach.

finding out about the concept of "pinball" from number pinball on sesame street is a real let down when you find out that actual pinball is not some sort of stadium sized psychedelic miniature golf course with complex jazz beats

This story keeps getting more evil.

We gotta treat anybody who caped for XBox's acquisition spree - and doubly so people who bemoaned the FTC 'wasting their time' trying to stop it - as the Iraqi War Boosters of the gaming industry.

being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics

more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo

863 - For Extra Fee, Remember A Fake Dead Wife With Bigger Tits

When I make games, I end up making a lot more content than I end up using. So I thought I would post a few puzzles that didn't make it into "20 More, Somehow Even Smaller, Mazes". This one didn't make the cut, because I wasn't feeling it. You drag the rules into the slots.

You are kurwa so stupid.

Microsoft moving through the industry like a plague of locusts. I feel like game devs need 19th century coal worker level aggressive unions tbh. The crazy thing is they could still be fighting pinkertons.

Took it as an educational opportunity (and a speed run) bmrng.me/s/byckJFjheY...

Finally getting around to listening to this Beyoncé MORNING DEW (DONK) and pretty disappointed that it indeed has no donk on it. If I can’t find a version in a few searches I’ll have to make my own…

Good replace you with Jelly Roll

Time to update the image. - Red X's are for closures - Blue circles for mass layoffs - and I want to emphasize that going indie or being sold off presents all new forms of financial instability so those are not exactly positive either.

"Hi yeah, can I get a mcdouble, a wrap with the gold sauce, make that a 2 wraps meal actually, with a diet coke" "Sir, this is a public forum for rigorous debate on the issues of the day."

Eddie Vedder as Jean Valjean: Oh I don't mind stealing bread, stealin bread is good to me Chris Cornell as Javert: No Stealing bread is bad, you fuck! I'll kill you yeeeaaahhahah!!

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

mods are asleep post illegal scooby gang member "Mike" who was cut out before the show began

put the fries in the bag, bro and don't forget the mayo

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

mods are asleep, post small bart

Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

this is how every video game announcement feels now

The Polygon article is a weird bait and switch where they're saying "discs are lame cartridges are cool" and I'm reacting purely with NOT NOW!!!!! SHADDUP!!!!!

Looks like the Sony PR team has begun its consent manufacturing operation among the media in the past 24 hours. I wonder how many other gaming outlets and influencers this week will also happen to put up posts/articles/videos declaring that eliminating physical media from consoles is good, actually?

i think we need a book like The Art of War for business people, with nuggets of wisdom like "if you fire all your workers there won't be anyone to do the work"

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

*futilely smacking the sparking and smoking pynchonbot i invented in my garage* congratulations: your pynchon name is "Wanda Doeseatoats" congratulations: your pynchon name is "Cassidy Creosote" congratulations: your pynchon name is "Mercutio Fricassee" congratulations: your pynchon name is […]

gotta say "bucket list" is a more fun american idiom to explain to an ESL speaker than "drinking the kool-aid"

action therapist trailer 1-4

COOP, WERE YOU AWARE YOUR NAME IS DERIVED FROM THE PROFESSION OF MAKING BARRELS AND THE METAL DOOHICKEYS THAT GO ROUND THEIR CIRCUMFERENCE? CIRCUMFERENCE! NOW THERE'S A WORD THAT TAKES ITS TIME. THE VOCABULARY OF CRAFT. TUN. FIRKIN. HOGSHEAD. *HOGSHEAD* ALBERT, AND I'M NOT TALKING A PIG'S NOGGIN!