Had a Tim and Eric Ted Danson NYC dream last night.

Last night was watching a cooking video on YouTube and in the middle of it up pops a GenAI magazine cover, ugly smeary colors and almost-decipherable text. Instant enjoyment killer. Mental whiplash.

What is it with contestants on Taskmaster Australia and using Generative AI for their tasks. Get that shit off my screen.

That's certainly a gamer tag.

Very interesting plus you get a villain's origin story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWxo...

This one to the tune of Food, Glorious Food from "Oliver!" Fudd, glorious Fudd! He's always a riot! Spots wabbit twacks Tells us to be quiet Cross-dressing and asking What's Up doc is the question. It says DUCK SEASON on that sign Mis-di-rection!

I was in the shower so I wasn't able to tell my grocery shopper I'm morally opposed to Nestle chocolate chips as a replacement for store brand.

Dreamed my landlady organized some kind of crafting and community outreach market at picnic and foldout tables under a wood park shelter and with my sister there I joked about joining the Shakers.

Again very vivid dreams last night, in each one having full coherent conversations with people, and again waking up tired. Portents of getting sick, memories of girls I knew a long time ago, travel anxiety, failure to properly prepare, grad school regrets, the belongings taken from me in the move.

Fuckin Texas, man www.accuweather.com/en/health-we...

Gonna spin the Charlie Brown Christmas vinyl later. Picture disc. Lenticular cover. Barnes & Noble exclusive.

Drinking an absolutely terrible egg nog-flavored black tea.

I still don't understand how room tone is used. www.criterion.com/current/post...

What did you get your favorite shrieking thousand year old dragon-kin vampire Victorian detective cutie sailor succubus pubescent anime girl vtuber for Christmas this year?

merry www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxq0...

It's a Very Parasocial Streamer Christmas, Charlie Brown!

Merry Christmas from DOOM www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_yo...

Hey look, they let @nocartridge.bsky.social into the Criterion Closet.

Username checks out.

Puns.

Vast Christmas, as large as a thought Run while you may, you won't get away This year, so swollen with fear Has driven me from the threshold

Dreamed I was in high school shop class with @adactivity.bsky.social who had COVID, wasn't masked and was upset over the death of an actor he expected me to know, who'd been in films with Peter Fonda and absurdly played in ever major 60s/70s rock band: The Band, Zappa, The Dead, Crazy Horse etc.

People.

My sister just used the phrase "I crept on my butthairs down the road" in a text to describe driving in the snow and I hate it, I've never heard that phrase before and I hate it.

This is the seed that broke the game open for me last night.

It's snowing.

I saw James Cameron at karaoke singing "Wild Thing" but he kept changing the chorus to "Pandora thing" and belting out "Nude blue space cat, I think I love you . . . BUT I WANNA KNOW FOR SURE!" and when the staff unplugged his mic he wouldn't leave until they gave him a drinks voucher.

This reminds me of when I got real into playing Hanafuda in the Yakuza games.

I've played so much Balatro I'm lightheaded. I might have to uninstall it.

COSTELLO: Gosh, that sure is a nice spy family. I sure would like to know that pretty lady's name if I could. ABBOTT: Well that's Yor Forger. C: My forger? I don't have a forger. A: No, not Mai Forger. Yor Forger. C: And I'm telling you I don't have one!

installed it and immediately played three hours straight

Mom also can't turn her head to the left anymore and thinks it's because she looks at her phone too much.

Mom visited today and basically did a meatspace version of an unwanted repost onto my timeline, you all.

Mom visited today and complained about what Trump said about Rob Reiner and I had to tell her I had no opinion on it because I don't know what he said because why would I watch that or care.

I haven't written in my daily planner/journal since February. Every day I tell myself will be the day I start again, then I don't. Every day I tell myself will be the day I write that email. Then I don't. Will be the day I sort those papers. Then I don't. The day I shelve those books. Don't.

All the live electric Miles you'll ever need theheatwarps.com

Celebrating six months of Miles Davis live in '75.

Cosmic Thursday night Miles Davis youtu.be/BZobpwLTTow?...

I should try to go a day without posting again. A day where I don't go anywhere but still don't post. To see if I can or if I'm weak.

He admitted that Jim Carrey admitted that

Why couldn't Joe Pera Talks With You get this love from the network?

It's one thing to abstractly know so many stupid things happened in 2025; it's another level entirely to be shown a brace of them in one video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkG...

It's good that tomorrow's high is projected to break records. I have no problem with every day bringing news of the ongoing apocalypse.

Steam stop putting games on sale. I need to be responsible with the meager money I have. Food money not fun money.

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a day to put overcorrections and discourse out of my mind

The video is good but the comments are full of people pointing to anti-AI hypervigilance as even more malicious than AI use itself and seeing the pendulum swing that far gives me anxiety on top of anxiety.

If the strategy is to grind us down until we no longer have the endurance, patience, or knowledge to differentiate between GenAI and non-GenAI then it might be working. On me at least, the world's least resilient worm.