good christ it's 4 PM already

2:30 PM breakfast, doing a good job at life

material component unc spunk

Imagining a show that everyone is legally required to watch and calling it The Mandatorian.

Documenting that I do occasionally clean rarely from time to time once in a while.

ain't no dutty bope like me

You ever see a layout of YouTube vids and immediately get tired?

Harder and harder to overlook how often sumo fans combine infantilization and horniness.

I'm convinced Martin Scorsese's problems began when he first fell in love with Leonardo DiCaprio. I saw Gangs of New York and said "There's a man who, twenty-four years from now, will publicly declare he's using AI for storyboarding."

Dreamed about a 10 Jack Queen King Ace straight.

Another back to bed morning.

Don't know why I was on the toilet thinking how there are Epsteins and Epstein Islands the world over, he was just the one who got exposed.

Fairly amazed I have tomato and hot pepper seeds coming up from all the way back on June 7th.

Ah yes, if only ICE respected due process, that's the issue.

Putting him with Dave Bull on the list of Old Bearded White Guys in Japan Specializing in a Niche Craft.

Dreamed celebrating 25th anniversary of Scrooge McDuck climbing a mountain called the Whattsamatterhorn; dad picking up my copy of Moby-Dick, asking me to calculate Ishmael's age when he first saw the whale, based on the occurrence of the word "blue" in a particular sentence.

If you just missed the GDQ Balatro run the VOD will definitely be worth catching.

Survey says it is Marisa Touhou.

Been playing Colony Ship. Good CRPG so far.

I know herbals technically make a tisane, not a tea, but I feel like a real fruit trying to say that out loud.

Day two of trying peppermint tea for my stomach woes.

Staggered to life and managed to get some pinto beans going on the stove. While the beans heated made toast with sunflower butter and honey. Stared into the boiling water for a long time.

A back to bed morning.

Niece lost her first baby tooth 🥲

Woke up from a dream of late-night radio DJs planning to eat each others' asses in my living room.

“S-word…s-word. Eeeeeeesssss————-word.”

congratulations

Has anyone calculated the cycles of social media discourse and when they recur? I want to know when we're due for another round of "Cooking instead of eating fast food is classist and ableist."

Gordon Ramsay, somehow looking older and rougher than Marco Pierre White, doing commercials for Uber Eats.

I have no idea where to start with the Aadam Jacobs collection.

I see we've already driven "larp" into the ground, to the very core.

just remembered I had a country manor mystery dream last night with myself as the sleuth

Danny McBride and Keegan Michael Key doing a commercial for State Farm Insurance.

there's a dang cheeto in the gaming industry

My parents are very old now, older than their ages.

foul mood not passing

Grabbed by ICE and hope someone can set up a Gofundme for you and knows how to boost it.

ICE fully active a county over, hitting Home Depot, using unmarked vans and SUVs to grab contractor crews.

Guy in the lobby in reference to his car repair bills: "It's butt rape, no lube."

Got stuck half an hour down in the lobby talking to the building manager, then the old guy who lives next to me told me he's going to knock on my door sometime to play chess. Now my parents are going to be here in an hour and I Don't want it. None of it. Everyone go away.

Unrelated: need to watch the new Science SARU GitS.

Microsoft sucks! Now listen to my song

Software and media piracy is so fucking ethical and correct you're a cop if you don't do it.