Making pickles and sauerkraut and all that is one of the only enthusiasms I didn't lose interest in after a month or two.

Two-year-old nephew has become the newest fan of my garlic dill pickles.

So many surreal stupid things have happened in US history in the past decade but one that's emblematic of our culture and is almost never mentioned is the COVID lockdown being announced following Sarah Palin's performance of "Baby Got Back" on The Masked Singer while dressed as a bear.

so much AI shit on Etsy now

Dream: I'm masquerading as an alien to stay with a family. Tasked with painting their living room by suspicious exacting father. Chinese girl from grad school is daughter, has wings.

Imagine listening to "Happiness" and thinking there's no connection to a soul and heart.

go back to squibs. never use digital blood again.

PTU has an hour and twenty minute build-up to a five minute sequence of amazing dark humor punchlines.

Doing a Johnnie To marathon tonight.

Even in such straitened circumstances, Nicole still had to be encouraged to post this. Asking for help is difficult.

this is my big purchase for the back half of the year

Guilty Gear inputs are so much easier than anything from SNK, didn't realize what I'd managed to pull off as a beginner until I moved from the latter to the former.

as the planet dies I got my first arcade stick today

daylight savings is violence against me. I'm miserable.

Ukrainian-born sumo wrestler Aonishiki doing rugby stuff in England youtu.be/qcfsfn-HWVo?...

brb gbitasmdtkm (going back in time and showing my dick to Karl Marx)

ah there it is, parents want to come up this weekend. we were waiting, could just feel it in the air. now to rehash all the old arguments about dad only to have nothing change, even the complaints, like always.

amino acids yogurt

Feet Fighter 6

proliferate compassion

FDR, socialist

sure whatever

just heard the term "rightwing conspiracy nut-o-sphere" on the radio and felt like I was kicked in the ear

It used to be if you put your search term in quotations that would tell the engine to search for that exact word, right? Now I search for say, "beckon," and I get a bunch of results about David Beckham.

This just came out; reading through the first right now and it's great if you've been thinking about trying out fighting games. Covers absolute basics. patrickmiller.itch.io/from-masher-...

Gender Swapped Dracula couldn't make it tonight but I hope you'll give just as warm a welcome to the comedy rock stylings of The Non-binary Mummy!

thanks for the hot tips www.musicbusinessworldwide.com/bootleg-viny...

Which irredeemable cartoonish war criminal will Christian Bale star as now?

power pop gem www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzd2...

Accuweather forecast still reading "A passing evening shower or two; otherwise clearing and breezy" as a 50 MPH thunderstorm with hail hammers down on the area.

I prefer my kings to be gluten free.

Please don't. Don't ever post GenAI crap even if it's "just" to mock how bad it is. I never want to see it.

Reading about Belinda Lee, one of the leads in mediocre British noir BLACKOUT/MURDER BY PROXY.

Dream about resistance leader gradually becoming despotic glam rock megalomaniac. Dream about Tom Cruise in my parents' kitchen being sexually obsessed with me. Woke very disturbed. Back to sleep, dreams that brought back, and excluded me from, my grad school classmates, centered my insecurities

This concludes tonight's uncle posts.

Sister sent me pictures she took of me raking leaves with my niece and nephew. I look very unc-core. I'm unclemaxxing. On some real avuncular shit.

That's a big improvement from when he used to cry and hide his face at the sight of me.

Played exercise ball soccer with my niece and nephew, took them on the swings, took them on the trampoline, and played pirates. For the first time my nephew asked me to pick him up and carry him and for the first time he took me by the hand so he could lead me around the yard.

Did laundry and made a big pot of lentils this morning, then went to my sister's and showed my niece how to plant garlic to keep her occupied while my sister and brother-in-law built a horse stall and started storing organizing the barn for winter. Raked leaves for mulch. Was a patient uncle.

I like watching 2D fighting game videos and advancing frame by frame to see what animations the eye misses at normal speed.

"Well, we're doing our best. All you need is love, man." "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"

probably gonna watch all of these

comparing you to my mother, respectfully

If you're in a commercial for AI you a bitch

Marge Simpson's corpse is coming to Fortnite!