watching the dark crystal and getting so scared and screaming

Don’t let them distract you from the fact that Bobby killed a guy

THE ACKROOMS

Jerry Horne was out there high af lost in the woods no phone case or anything

anyway these are my credentials

unfortunately I find Monty python and the holy grail so funny every time

Episode 8 of the return is so beautiful but you’re ALL SLEEPING ON EPISODE THREEEEEEE

Don’t let them distract you from the fact that Bobby killed a guy

If anyone’s wondering about global warming i burnt tf out of my toes on the hot beach today to the point where I got blisters so

I love cats bc they’re cute but I don’t know what to do with them. I simply tip my hat and say hello and sit there with my hands folded

Kind of crazy how little gun violence appears in TP seasons one and two, then a bit in FWWM but the return is just so so brutal w guns it’s horrifying And ik that’s on purpose but damn it’s too effective

I love when birds have things to say

The ideal world is peewees playhouse

I don’t get what people do without special interests like aren’t you bored

Washing line painted by Beatrice Williams, Welsh artist.

I took zero photos this trip bc it’s too hot for me to exist outside

Sorry bro I can’t tonight I need to drink full and descend

I don’t know why it works but when I feel close to a panic attack I put on the music video for Dig by Mudvayne and it calms me down every time

They cut the missing pieces from FWWM bc Peggy Lipton is mogging the shit out of everyone

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I can’t stay up too late because then I’ll watch fire walk with me

Twin Peaks: Live entertainment at the Roadhouse.

new Chelsea Wolfe has me screaming crying throwing up transcending dying being reborn

there are people who don’t put away their shopping carts at grocery stores and there are people who pay money to talk through an entire concert and the Venn diagram of the two is a circle

it’s been 11 years since I haven’t been on medicine for my chronic illness and I was kicked off of the best medicine for it a few weeks ago due to insurance changes and I’m really feeling it, I feel so so awful all the time 🥲 not usually one to vent about medical stuff but it’s really hard

I don’t remember anything that happened in true blood except that they did Tara so dirty that I blocked the whole show out of my brain

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

Niche perfume notes: -microwave -loneliness -tax season -vacuum -data center -gosling -ear ringing

Twin Peaks: A half-heart necklace on a mound of dirt at the rail-car crime scene. A scrap of paper with the words FIRE WALK WITH ME scrawled on it.

I did one of those destiny matrix things once and it told me I should be a cop or in finance and I never looked at it again lol

I’m seeing evanescence again this weekend I’m so excited aaaaaa

no one will join me for a mulholland drive and showgirls double feature and that’s what’s wrong with this country

David Hockney

ughhhhhhh how come I miss every cool art exhibit I desperately wanna see by less than a week every time

Read a book in which a baby plays basketball for one page and I went “do we have any baby Knicks fans in the audience?” And a bunch of parents went “woooooo!!!!!!” And lifted their babies up

have u ever seen tiktok comments on a video of elderly people?? they’re always like “god I hope the ravages of age never reach me” about someone’s sweet old grandma

Did my neighbors major in slamming doors in college or something

don’t ask girls their crushes they might say pickles the drummer

2 drinks in and I start talking like George Carlin every time

What a guy

Did anyone else just feel the earth move

*old person voice* they used to deliver Nintendo power to my house

if they ever decide to remake twilight princess my Zelda hyperfixation from 6th-12th grade will reactivate like a bomb going off

Up doing esoteric shit

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

if there are no members I am dead

Nite Owl Cafe L'Anse, MI

what to do when life starts sounding like the life is strange before the storm soundtrack again

Join my I hate ray from girls fan page

Library workers need to stand up for themselves more bc they’re contributing to job creep. It’s ok to say no lol