welp, i've been using ubuntu on my personal machine for a year and as of today i'm using macos for work. feels weird considering i've been a windows guy my whole life that basically the only ms things i use at this point are .net sdks

we get to steal everyone's IP to train our model but then anything you make using it is our IP and you have to pay us royalties in perpetuity. simple as

you're not my father, enjoy your life -- the princess weird #MakeAMovieWierd

if this happened to me i would simply die

gave my 12yo the amoxicillin dose she's supposed to take because she just had strep throat with her dinner and she said it was "pharmacy to table"

send help looks extremely my bag, baby. gonna have to hit that one up in the local cineplex

whichever team wins this game is getting obliterated in the next round

conversely baseball should have something like pass interference where the umpire can just award the hitter third base after a long fly ball in pivotal moments at random and totally control the outcome of the game

calling in to work because the gas powered steampunk rube goldberg machine i built that takes ten minutes to make a single cup of coffee is on the fritz again

it's looking like this nfl postseason is a "who wants to lose to the seahawks next" contest

people love talking about how their thing has an mcp server and then making no effort to demonstrate how that is beneficial for any practical use case

@jaz.sh your repo cleaner thing is busted (very useful! i wish all social media had a more ephemeral "stuff should disappear after [N] month(s)" option)

the numbers are still being crunched but it's looking like yoshis Island is the best game ever made

every gop campaign ad from here on out is gonna have footage showing "what will happen if a democrat wins" and it'll just footage from minneapolis right now

tucker sucks so him being on the dodgers is fine imo

weird, oh well

wasn't prepared for how much of the odyssey is odysseus telling stories at various dinners

this is what everyone who requests group chats wants to do

the admin is doing the "see if we can get iowa and the dakotas to vote against us in the midterms" challenge

so you guys are just going to accept at face value the reports of the demise of a trained hypnotist and persuasion expert, smdh

i like when people argue against stuff like this despite the fact that it's clearly based on empirically observed analytics. you can argue the a/b test results don't apply to you personally because you're built different but the results are still the results

dramedies like the bear or one battle after another or whatever being listed under "musical or comedy" is fine imo

we've established they have no decency, it's safe to stop asking with deferential titles at this point

may mamdani actually doing things to better the lives of his constituents while purging it of the centrist machine elements be a ripple effect that reverberates through the entire party

Well, those boots were not made for walking

I'm a little confused why people think posting that picture of Elon wearing a cheese hat is supposed to be a burn

Nice drive by the Packers. Especially liked the pass on 3rd and 1 instead of doing the run up the gut

This surprisingly appears to be the case, you can just watch it on their twitch stream, don't even need to sign in. Even on the TV app www.twitch.tv/primevideo?t...

got the new telescope set up so you know it's gonna be cloudy every night for the next ten days

manifesting the brewers moving to mlbtv direcly and there being less gambling shit integrated into the broadcasts as a result 🙏

the real advancement nobody is talking about is that laced shoes are kind of obsolete. sketchers ahead of the curve here but shoes that aren't similar to their slip-ins are gonna be the outlier in a decade

financial advice always makes me go crosseyed and i feel like i'm terrible at managing that stuff but thankfully at least i've always been a skeptic who assumes every crypto, lottery, mlm, and gambling thing is a scam

using an LLM to play brain age and do my crossword puzzle for me so I can peacefully pass into dotage

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

charlottesville 2: this time it's actual agents of the federal government

abolish ice

show this to your boss when they voluntell you to use ai for some new feature

Remembering Some Guys: Stranger Things Edition

bought a halfway decent telescope (refurb) to take on our upcoming trip to the michigan upper peninsula dark sky preserve to see aurora borealis / stargaze, this better not awaken anything in me

chasing all women from public life by replying to them with auto-generated deepfake porn any time they post a picture of themselves is an intolerable situation that cannot be allowed to persist

fuck

cars should have an indicator near the brake lights that tells you if the driver is wearing their seatbelt so you know if it's safe to rear end them

welp I look forward to reading about how it went afterwards

happy school resumes eve to all who celebrate

do you think if aaron rodgers got concussed hard enough he would become normal

the promise of a rug you can wash in the washing machine is much better than the reality of owning a rug so thin you can't vacuum it and the edges are constantly folded up into a tripping hazard

the refs in this bears game are just letting the players order them to throw penalty flags

every time i go to open wikipedia my browser takes me to the "list of columbo episodes" page because i've visited it so many times, and i think that's beautiful