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everybody forgot about how we did this exact thing the first time with north korea i guess

vote 'em if you got 'em, folks

brewers got the good contreras brother confirmed again. willson with the cleats up slide kicking hamilton in the shin outta be ejected

Q: What's a teenaged bear's favorite dinner? A: Six salmon 🫲🫱

alternately you could propose beneficial spending and say you're going to pay for it by ending wasteful foreign wars of choice

they should all be wearing fake black goatees but not mention it

LUDWIG with David Mitchell (of Mitchell & Webb) is thoroughly delightful

"fuck! how can I get off of this deserted island?!" from one of the dark horse comics, possibly

Well this has been a bit of a bust. Came up to the Michigan upper peninsula to try to see the northern lights/stargaze and it's been cloudy and freezing rain the entire four days

The Brewers plan to win all the series is a good one I think.

Youth pastor voice: you know who the ultimate rizzler on the third day was

it's sorta weird how all the MLB score bugs have indicators for the ABS challenges remaining now but never did for the regular replay challenges

The kids admitted the food at a local Mexican place is better than Culver's, feels like we've crossed some sort of Rubicon

Oh so now copyright matters.

why is the potawatomi bug in the upper right corner not equivalently padded in from the top and the right

i'm sure there's a reasonable technical explanation for it, but the fact that macos does not put focus on the keyring credentials popup when you go to autofill a password in the browser is super annoying

i'm always happy for yeli when they let him actually play defense

they should call it the bendy of hormuz

imagine a law saying everyone must shoot you, now how do you feel about making shooting people illegal

i have no mouth and i must scream has a lot of "the author's barely disguised fetish" going on

that grand slam is on blake perkins more than anything

when you have company and get pizza and there's a single slice left that nobody wants, that's The Dog's Slice

the rowling of it all aside, the reason you don't need a new adaptation of LotR is that the peter jackson movies are already good, while every harry potter movie not directed by alfonso cuaron is varying degrees of mediocre to bad

Glad to see the dong bot is evidently working again

Brewers devil magic causing opposing teams to make dumb throwing errors seems to still be in effect

BELOW: How Chicago feels about kings.

peaceably assembling

did AI write this fortune

Ah, cool a guy who just severed all the tendons in his hand has sworn his loyalty to fight for me in the coming battle, that'll probably come in handy. We don't have penicillin yet by the way

the thing MLB does where everyone has an off day after the home opener remains mystifying to me

happy opening day to all who celebrate

weird, who could have possibly seen this coming

this is what basically every movie and TV show is like for a software engineer, you learn to just accept it

the new 'the burbs' series on peacock is pretty fun so far, two eps in

it's not the dollar amount so much as the fact that comparing a bunch of alternatives with a lot of relevant details you need to track sucks on a phone

wired up a three pole motion detector switch in my garage correctly on the first try 💪

technically he says "a better major general has never sat a gee" which implies he has sat a gee

nice of the big man to give everyone a screenshot to post in celebration when It Happens that will not be actionable

I am curious about the safety regulations in place with regards to these Chinese EVs that boast these incredible ranges. We already know Teslas are prone to catching fire due to pushing the lithium batteries beyond safe ranges

in super troopers 3 all the broken lizard guys will be older than brian cox was in the original

nice to see them admit that the "jam a million unrelated AI things that are all called copilot everywhere regardless of whether they have any utility" approach has in fact been a net negative

my kids are currently obsessed with this youtube series called "the amazing digital circus" and keep assuring me I will love it and we watched some today and boy is it extremely off-putting

having a boil on your neck review: do not recommend

also keep mine on DND pretty much at all times except for immediate family and repeat callers. i don't know how people live who have notifications on for every email and shit, it makes you feel insane just being around them and hearing it ding ever eight seconds

definitely gonna have to root for team venezuela in this one

dodgers have walked in three runs in the ninth inning of this spring training game and that's still nobody out

the blizzard seems to have fried my synology nas, must've been a power surge of some kind

not a "rigged" guy but MLB is certainly gonna be like, see this is why we're doing challenges one trillion times on broadcasts this year

we need to bring back saying "bzzt wrongo"