You know what? I'm in.

can maine just fucking vote already why are you subjecting the whole country to this

I'm watching jazz in the park and two old ladies passed by me enjoying ice cream cones and I was like, hell yeah ladies enjoy that ice cream and jazz happy pride

Ready for Queen Aminata to run that division

This Hazuki vs Maya World match is a really good showcase for both wrestlers. Great introduction if you've never seen them wrestle before.

Fuck with me.

The Kristi Noem Clash

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

Can't wait for CFO$ to play at the White House

I did a lot of data entry right out of college and got super good at using the numpad. perfectly typing in a long string on the numpad without looking feels so good, man. I bet this is what it felt like to be one of those archers at agincourt and see your arrow punch through a knight's chestplate

Roddy - lead vocals Briscoe - drums Takeshita - lead guitar Orange - bass Kyle - triangle

We need a federal holiday for people who run TTRPGs.

For the third time this year, in the middle of the worst work stretch my mom has ever had, my grandmother is once again refusing to help us pay for groceries. We need to get some ordered today and while we just got enough to get the essentials, anything extra would be nice so we can stock up.

I don't know what people are complaining about. That protag's design definitely conveys "beset by strange visions in their sleep".

NEW OCTOPUS DROPPED

Soil making it hard to plant corn? Till issue

new bbw place opened nearby and I can walk to it

Mushroom mushroom

how it feels to have a roast in the crock pot

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: SEER POSTED THE FFV VIDEO youtu.be/8couE3h4cTM?...

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

Here's a new song I made from our upcoming game Woon! You can check it out on Youtube: youtu.be/p45ZBARE_mo Or Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/mr-sauceman/...

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

I've been drinking more lemonade instead of pop lately and it feels nice. Forgot how good this shit is.

*playstation executive voice* oh fuck dude we have to make video games oh fuckkkkkk. fuckkkkkk dude. fuck. oh my god i thought we didnt have to

Fire Emblem Three Houses made me realize I was doing this and goddamn it if I'm doing it again with Awakening.

i used to have this tamamo cross plushie that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

dating advice for men: be nice to women

I want to make a Virgin/Chad meme about Sylux and Raven Beak from Metroid, but I tire so.

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

Queen

Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment.

It's been like a week now and I am kinda sick of the Star Fox "robot legs" theory and people talking about it like it was always a thing. I didn't hear about this once until the remake was announced. They're just animal people! They can have regular legs, it's fine!

I didn't have a diary growing up, but I did have a notebook full of drawings of characters I wanted to see in Smash Bros and their potential movesets.

when people say “AEW fans are scary and mean” they literally just mean that AEW fans hold WWE accountable for being a dogshit company that’s entrenched deeply within the framework of MAGA and it makes them uncomfortable to get reminders of that because they financially support WWE on a regular basis

opening up a journal in a survival horror game and it contains "well i got a journal for my birthday" page 1, "ugh fuck what to write" page 2, rouge the bat with her tits out page 3, parody lyrics of mr. brightside if it was about sucking dick page 4, another tits out rouge page 5, and that's it

*me reading any article about anything* you guys need to listen to more jazz fusion

Sometimes games peak in their intro cutscene.

SCOOP: double fine is unionizing

Tony: Malakai, I need you to put over Hangman Page tonight

It's really too bad that Star Fox 64 was the perfect video game and Nintendo has no choice but to remake it because they can't possibly do better.

CALL THIS PUSSY STAR FOX 64 BECAUSE I'M IN THIS BITCH AND I CAN'T GET OUT

C'mon, Vince. You gonna let Ted show you up like that? Hurry up! You're falling behind!

60 dollars is 50 dollars and 70 dollars is 100 dollars and 80 dollars is 120 dollars

You can't be talking like that white mage