this technology needs to be illegal

art the clown feels like the horror villain version of an industry plant

Old Man Sting is the fucking best.

If our own parents bothered to understand us maybe we wouldn't need to grow up on the internet

Brianna keeps getting written about, even if not especially her own mother, like she tragically killed herself rather than was murdered in a transphobic hate crime

This woman has been out there every day for several weeks, putting body and mind on the line for her community. She's also a congressional candidate for the 9th district! It is inspiring as hell to see this. I'm not even in her state, and I'm so impressed and inspired. Everyone there is a badass

JAWS (1975)

Platner was trying to pull a Fetterman, guaranteed.

I will always argue that Weird Al should do the super bowl half time show. It would probably be the best one ever.

Bullet Club Gold when they were on AEW carrying around the cardboard cutout of Jay White:

good god she’s ripped

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

will there be any followup to this fascinating story by the president of the united states that a friend of his sent him a check for $130 million dollars and the president is going to give the money to the military because i for one am fascinated about the details tbh

it’s really starting to feel like at some point we entered an alternative reality where everything got completely fucked up and evil

I was trying to line up a picture of the Eeveelution gathering when a Slowpoke decided to engage in some very Slowpoke behavior. #PokemonLegendsZA

I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment. Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

struggling to imagine the type of person who’d be like “I was going to vote for Mamdani but Eric Adams’ endorsement just means so much to me”

in just two years, 18-24 year olds went from being 10% of new console sales to 3%. in around that same time households over $100,000 went from being 36% of the market share to 43%. there's a lot fewer people with 100k to buy these 1000 dollar handhelds.

Last night was the best AEW Dynamite in a few weeks IMO which is kinda funny considering last week was the 3-hour special, the week before was Title Tuesday, and before that was the 6th Anniversary one, and those were fun too and all but they just really killed it with that last normal-ass Dynamite.

Kris Stat popping up under Mercedes and slamming her face through a cake and her ass through a table is the hardest I’ve popped in as long as I can remember. #AEWDynamite

with the benefit of hindsight he really shouldn’t have made ICE all-caps

the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.

it’s the perfect weather for shorts and a sweatshirt which is annoying because I now associate that fit with John Fetterman

the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own. Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

I keep hearing "they're not all like this" and "they weren't always like this," but it sure seems like they are and were!

do ya think when Louis CK got back from the saudi blood money show he ate a Cinnabon at the airport he arrived at

All I ever remember about this dude is I turned one of his weird videos into a cutscene from a SEGA CD FMV game as a bit because that was the vibe these always had to me.

Nick O’Neill looks like someone drew a caricature of Kyle Gordon (the “Planet of the Bass” guy) and wanted it to be really mean

Old Man Sting is the coolest looking wrestler ever

an iPod with Spin Doctors - Two Princes on it could fix Jon Moxley #AEWWrestleDream #bidibidip

>mfw when Samoa Joe attacks Hangman #AEWWrestleDream

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

bro is trying to transvestigate a voltorb

Ain’t nuthin’ tuffer’n Mark Briscoe. 🤼‍♂️

NEW: White House announces it's going to pause, and potentially cancel, $11 billion in infrastructure funding (via the Army Corps of Engineers), specifically citing cities, like New York, represented or led by Democrats. More to come.

As expected, the only violence today is originating with Trumpers.

TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999

It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.

The Mummy’s Hand (1940) on CRT

someone clearly read that one Vaporeon copypasta

these ideas are nightmares to white parents whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings

and i said “what about breakfast at tiffany’s” she said “that’s a jewelry store, and they don’t sell food there, “they’re not even open during breakfast hours “so what are you thinking, man “are you kinda dumb”

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

It’s so easy to be a wrestling fan and not watch WWE. Fully recommend everyone tries it.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."