usually feel like time is passing slowly lately but someone just drove by blasting “Not Like Us” and it somehow felt decades old to me

no kings. left beef

had a few drinks for the first time in months, seeing a live bluegrass band, waxing nostalgic about DA SUPER NINTENDO BABEY, heaven

Per Fightful, Alex Shelley will be changing his ring name following his release from WWE. There is no trademark issue as he owns full rights to the pseudonym, he is just reportedly concerned that Shelley “sounds like a girl’s name” and intends to rebrand himself as Shelley Penis to avoid confusion.

me headed to buy a pack of smokes after one (1) beer

wife casually asked me if Jesse Ventura had been on the Adam Friedland Show and no he has not but she’s cooking

Malakai Black getting fired makes sense if the WWE considers him to have thoroughly burned his bridge with AEW, it mitigates the “well we don’t want the competition to have them” factor. Kinda surprising Miro wasn’t part of the list too if you look at it that way.

I also hate how releases have been nü-speak’d into “departures” to make it sound like their choice.

The year is 2098. WWE has devolved into a roster consisting entirely of the Anoa’i family. Paul Heyman, somehow still alive, says they were only now entering the 7th inning of the story

Handy guide: Corporate (Nick Khan/etc) typically tells Management (HHH), "Cut talent costs by x%." Management typically decides who gets cut to hit that number. You want to be mad that cuts happened? That's corporate. You want to get mad at *who* got cut? That's management.

I'll just say this, #AEW doesn't have an annual fire your employees to look good for the shareholders day.

I despised what I saw of “Aleister” Black in WWE back in the day so I was hesitant to accept him in AEW when I got into it. He eventually grew on me some, but in hindsight he mostly seemed to serve to hold Brody King back. Thanks for making Julia Hart more interesting by extension but stay gone IMO.

AEW should certainly not hire *all* of the people WWE released today but they should absolutely pick up Kairi Sane/Hojo

A reunion with Isla Dawn in AEW or ROH feels like a no-brainer.

I’m not sure how low or high the ceiling for Lio Rush’s current gimmick in AEW is but I can say it is objectively doing more for him at this point in time than being Another Action Andretti was.

MAGA ruined liberals too

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

do you think darby allin ever watched the demented cartoon movie on albino black sheep dot com

“from the creator of Baby Reindeer” the creator of baby reindeer is our Father who art in Heaven or also maybe a mommy reindeer and a daddy reindeer, get it right

Mark Davis has "dangerous" on his ass to warn people that his ass is dangerous

Joe being back is so beast. #AEWDynamite

wife let out an audible “no!” about that retirement stip, she’s really pulling for us to see Cage & Cope wrestle live at All In

They should bring these back, people who work from home can shit all day to their hearts’ desire now

meltzer is one of the funniest people on the planet, I'm a little high but just looking at him in this fit fucking roided to the gills at 66 makes me cry laughing. they could never make me hate you, big dave

Kevin Nash pointing out nobody had an accent in his autograph line because nobody wants to come to the US anymore was an interesting insight.

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part of the struggle AEW faces when it comes to winning over some WWE fans is that WWE has been so bad for so long that its audience has been trained that the way you engage with a wrestling product is to find all the things you hate about it so you can complain with the online complaining community

watching AEW late-2023 through early-2024

diners, drive-ins and terminator dives

what is the matter with this fucking guy 🤼‍♂️

Few things are as groan-worthy in wrestling as the indie wrestlers who have meta anti-indie-wrestler gimmicks; your Jack Vaughns, Ben Bishops etc. They’re always seething with an undeserved self-satisfied arrogance and I have never once seen it be remotely clever in execution.

FYI that old man WWE inexplicably sat at the commentary table for the women’s match has this as his twitter profile pic in big 2026.

If you're wondering what TKO thinks of this weekend: HHH, the guy who never shies away from taking credit for every win, did not appear on either night of the WrestleMania post-show. The man went into witness protection this weekend.

my wife and I have such killer seats for our AEW All In honeymoon btw seriously can’t wait

every time i see thekla i think about how much i love thekla

entirely convinced this was given to her specifically to be kicked out of by some coach there out of spite

I can’t say anything I saw WWE do through my socials this weekend made me feel “joy” per se but hearing Punk lost his big WrestleMania moment does fill me with a bit of good old-fashioned schadenfreude lmao Really thought after THIS show they’d at least send the crowd home happy. AEW on Wednesday!

Brock Lesnar is retiring to spend more time being a piece of shit

Don't miss Where The Best Wrestle as #AEWDynamite is on the road to #AEWDoN when we are LIVE this WEDNESDAY from COAST-TO-COAST at 8/5pt on TBS and HBO Max

Brock Lesnar's name appears 90 times in Janel Grant's affidavit supporting opposition to Vince McMahon and WWE's motion for arbitration in her federal civil suit, starting with the section "The Direct Installation of Brock Lesnar Into My Life", including citations, headings, etc.

10 inch Pepperoni Pounder’s what they called me in college

he is Rocking Out

was just at a McDonald’s that had not just a PlayPlace but also table service, did not realize there were still any of those around here

it’s kind of funny that there’s a lot of talk of Paige being washed but she is still, by a considerable margin, a much better wrestler than the other wrestler she is now Tag Champs with

under this negative article about WrestleMania they recommend two more negative articles about WrestleMania, chat is that good

I didn’t watch #WrestleMania last night and won’t tonight but from everything I’ve seen and read, good god, it seems like it was pretty clearly the worst WrestleMania of all time, do not come at me with stale takes about IX and XXVII, even a 30 minute Michael Cole match beats THREE HOURS of NOTHING!

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remember Trench?