I have never wanted to live in NYC so desperately as I do now. The Mayor of Joy

the shorty drum corps out there like it’s the end of return of the jedi

"You think I'm sat at home, getting fat, jerking off? I've been doing that and getting in shape." -Gabe Kidd #njDOMINION

i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship

Lmao they’re mad the weather channel is reporting the weather.

Mamdani on the viral "my mayor's Muslim" Knicks fan: "Thanks to him, there are a lot of people who have just been running up to me over the last few weeks just shouting, 'My Mayor's Muslim!' I said, 'It's true. I am.'"

If I had TimeCop powers and could go tell TK just one thing I would get him to never hire D*nhaus*n because there’s a zero percent chance the fed would have hired that dork if he hadn’t had an AEW run and now I keep having to see his stupid face everywhere, at least Phil gave us the Dog Collar Match

shoutout Poppy for making a mostly metal album (I Disagree) that has a song that sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog bonus level music (“Nothing I Need”)

building a time machine and going back to 2005 to get Young Jeezy to change this lyric

When they say “I miss the old Kanye” they’re genuinely referring to the 2004-2006 Kanye but I miss the 2018 Ye with the perfect chef’s kiss amount of mental illness.

the most egregious of the trifecta isn’t even pictured

Did you see the sign today about hobbies?

girl i am interested in your story but have you read that handle out loud even once

few things more genuinely pitiful than an entirely fed-pilled shindie wrestler

tapped Denise Salcedo’s livestream for a second and heard backstage promo audio from the SmackDown that’s on right now and man, the corporate WWE interviews speaking style is basically indistinguishable from middle schoolers reading a play out loud in english class

my idea for a Home Improvement reboot: Tool Time segments are still a part of each episode, shot in the exact same style with the same sense of humor. The rest of the series is a grimy TV-MA drama about the making of Tool Time. We don’t see Jill until the season finale’s end. Richard Karn shows hog.

from personal experience it also affects young people nearing 40

really cooked with this a while back, like we definitely had nothing to do with all that dubai chocolate shit

only in new york city can you get a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich

Glanced over at The Bad Place and there are already so, so, so many people treating this the same as Vince being “found innocent” that this somehow “proves” Janel Grant is “lying for the money” my soul is exhausted death to the WWE

Andrade looks like a fucking god tonight. 🤼‍♂️

hangman adam page has died

Three months ago, Lio Rush was absolutely not going to be the biggest face in the center of the poster in any promotion, good for him. 🤼

Will she be a free agent in time for Wembley? 🤼‍♀️

I thought this post was about CM Punk until the last sentence.

I just need him to make sure he makes Rocky Romero look really strong.

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

Look in my eyes, What do you see? The Poop That Went And Took A Pee

the_more_you_know.gif 😆 #AEWDynamite

What is the pun of the day? #LioRush #AEWDynamite

chat is this dark woke

now you too can purchase your very own stupid fucking hat 🤼‍♂️

oh sure TNA just let me buy 49 other goddamn DVDs real quick to save on shipping 🤼‍♂️

My wife and I met Gabby after the Girl Fight Wrestling show last week and my wife mentioned she wanted a gnome hat and Gabby went “I have one in the back, hold on” and went and got her one 😭 The Gnomie is the best.

food delivery client messaged me saying she left an envelope for me at the door, inside the envelope was a whole-ass greeting card complete with a hand-written note about God and absolutely no tip. #cool #nice

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I wonder if this in any way relates to him booking AEW talent (Megan Bayne and The Infantry) on his benefit show just last night.

RIP John Lennon, you would have had such an awkward interview on the Adam Friedland Show

A non-homegrown wrestler having a bad run in the fed is just straight up not an indicator of their potential value as a pro wrestler in an environment that is actually conducive to pro wrestling.

cinnamon toast crunch cone good

glad this game is getting its flowers, loved it big-time in high school but my friends just brushed it off saying “War of the Monsters” (a very different game) was better

i have pop-pop in the attic

there’s debate over whether the Xbox 360 was a CRT console or an LCD console and mine went full circle; I had it on a CRT for the first couple years I had a 360, eventually upgraded to an HDTV for it, then near the end of its lifespan more-or-less “retired” it back onto the CRT, now in my retro room

Ospreay's Robinson Special from Dynamite in slo mo 🔥 #AEW

katie couric on the internet in 1994 is increasingly my vibe

we met with a lot of the girls after the GFW show this week and while every single one of them was kind to us I can’t stress enough how sweet Gabby Forza was to my wife and I and it really meant the world to me, still very touched and a bit emotional over it, Gnomie forever