almost purchased this abhorrent beast....but duties bring it up to $50....maybe some day she'll come home....

They ain't fuckin with my bugonia review on letterboxd bc i think its just a misanthropic bummer instead of some insightful and timely social commentary

ok flatter my ego, ego flatterers

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

uma tail is so perfect for virgin killer sweater i'm kinda blown away its not drawn more

every time I open bsky I see the farfin maruzensky virgin killer sweater art and I'm like damn I should repost this 100 times a day

Me when I watch critically acclaimed black comedy sci-fi thriller Bugonia by beloved auteur Yorgos Lanthimos: 😒😕😪 Me when I watch the softcore musical pink film Underwater Love about having sex with a kappa's big turtle cock: 🤩🤩🤩

i'm hundreds of miles from the nearest zaxby's and I think about this scene all the time

lib sky tonight

ugh

Weekends are a great time to lie anxiously in bed and wonder how you could be doing things differently, without doing anything different at all

They're garnishing me with a sliced chive later today

thinking about her

The Vourdalak The People's Joker Hundreds of Beavers Phantom Thread Targets A Snake of June Secret Garden aka L*lita Vibrator Torture (yeah) Mechanical Violator Hakaider Dead or Alive 2: Birds Dead Man's Letters The Cremator Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Whenever I shave my balls i always leave one, long hair untouched, just to remind myself how far I've come

New umamusume scenario is fucked up got me saying shit like "I don't really want to burst on guts"

always fucks me up that eels are just another kind of fish. Like snakes and lizards, those are totally different guys, but you're telling me an eel might as well b like a carp or whatever? Get real

Caught you looking again? 🖤🐇

This how I find out I have a son??

He didnt want to leave the bathroom so now he's watching me poop

reze is really a manic pixie dream girl when you get down to it but the thing no one before Fujimoto considered is what if the manic pixie dream girl could also explode violently and kill you

will dynamite ever be replaced outright, or will there still be uses for it? commission

started watching cinderella gray and I gotta say I'm a big fan of characters who go 0 – 0 when you use big words and then eat a bunch of food and win

can't say I remember what either of these were for

I played trombone in high school and never really think about it anymore. Except for when I hear the JobJob game music and then I wanna pick it up again

what heirs are you milking riko

"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the Hounds of Love" - Julius Caesar putting on his favorite 80s art pop record at a party

can't believe they killed off the director of tracen academy in the new umamusume scenario. and so violently too! love to see bold moves like that

hang on, I'm gonna try reverse psychology ygolohcysp

if I was talented I would try to draw over the rest of suzuka's body and get rid of the flag that's covering it up, but I'm quite proud of the tracen building on the left that's like 20% reconstructed from the rest of the facade

Does the Faust: Love of the Damned movie count as toku

naisu neicha desu

I still don't know what denonbu is really but i also still really fw this song youtu.be/HJ3r55-v4-Y?...

Current mood

when an umamusume does well, you don't call her the GOAT. You call her the HORSE, which stands for: Hwoah! OWESOME Racer! So Excellent,

Captain Cube Comics #105

wound up picking these up and in a few weeks I'm gonna hit my friends with the worst movie night of all time

heard mamdani's making it legal to kiss girls again

the least mamdani can do is appoint Sliwa as Deputy Mayor of Parades

adding "(Midsommar)" as a threat

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

the fact that I'm from alabama is something I might mention once ever to people who aren't close friends, so it's fun to watch californians try to summon their dim knowledge of the rest of the country to remember where I'm from. Arkansas, kentucky? Ok, warm-ish. Well today I got South Dakota

If my life rn was a Wong Kar-Wai movie it would be called IN THE MOOD FOR SANDWICH

ive never even owned a bluray player that wasn't like a ps4, but their Pink Line label debuting with two volumes of Hisayasu Sato has me almost ready to become a Vinegar Syndrome sicko (if I had the money for it)

it's nice butt day or whatever everyone get in line to smack my ass