Clap a sprig of mint to release the essential oils inside the leaves, then place the mint at the bottom of a rock glass. Add Sláinte, lime juice, and ice to the glass. Stir and top with ginger beer.

got silver in cm despite placing 4th because one guy swept the top 3 places lol

bluesky is dying because people are liking fewer posts every day, definitely not because the vibe coded app runs more and more like ass every day

a bit awkward when my coworkers ask what my plans for easter are and I say "nuthin" "Not church?" "Nope! :)" "...ok!"

Home of Pony. Yes hello is Pony home I'm here to see Pony

"Ah'm firin' mah lazer" is an example of the Osaka accent

I see

Which member of gorillaz are you? I think I'm Sammy

need to learn japanese specifically for old shoujo horror manga, in particular GIRL EXORCIST by minoru kuroda. Just look at her

You gotta leave some cheese out for the cheese man. I'm the cheese man

last year I watched over 200 movies. I've barely watched anything this year!! Wtf!! #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

scene zombie girl #art #oc

Following the red string of fate tied around my finger but it just leads to one of those conspiracy theory cork boards

That one disco elysium art that's like "most fucked up man in the world, and his boyfriend" but its admire vega and narita top road

I don't think we talked enough about how oguri cap appears to believe santa is real

cm is hell but at least I got a King Halo win out of it

interesting that gen alpha seems to be rediscovering the actual origin of C.H.U.D. at the same time that it is still squarely in gen X living memory. Just wait until they meet Bud

can't stop listening to this random uma's sonorous ohayo

sorry to this random comment but no it doesn't. only if the real statue of liberty is meant to signify that washington crossed the delaware with A Woman

Found gas for under $6 :) Haha yay :))))

My brothers in arms (geodudes) and sisters in legs (umamusume)

we need to fully shoot the word "cancelled" in the head unless you mean like for a heinous crime or rank bigotry. see someone like "uh oh, if I get famous what if i get cancelled" ok have you said slurs online. Have you killed someone. You already know if you're gonna get ""cancelled""

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

A reminder. That kidz are so small

the Beatles: help! I need somebody! me: I'm omw! Beatles: not just anybody.... me: oh ok fuck me ig

lrp this is why it's fucked up i only got like 68% ayabe on that test and not 100

I hope the guy who lied about jonathan the tortoise dies tonight

Look at this fuck ass bird. Only on Poob™.

Best I've got for Pisces cup is A+ and two S, maybe kinda an S+ that works fine, but it's putting me against SS/UG lmao what am I even supposed to do

cool, program i came in early for is done. Now just the program i have to stay late for. Then the program i need to come in early for tomorrow. And then the program on my day off, which I still have not been told hours for.....

CANNIBALISM YURI #art #comic

I'm having sex today. aprild fool

1 Dollar = 1 Holler. Introducing my new Screaming For Money Initiative

#deathforcurren but only because it will make her stronger

Cygames just announced a campaign on social media for Umamusume: Pretty Derby! The campaign in question entails the fate of beloved character Curren Chan. Are you team #LifeForCurren or team #DeathForCurren ?

hi I'm Grubulon the king of the Grubs. Apirl fool

she is 100% jumping naked out of a cake for air groove

gold ship .25 seconds after she threatens to tear your arms off and shove them up your ass for having her do 3 races in a row

there's something beautiful in how much better king halo can do in MANT instead of her regular career. Eat shit king halo's mom

hurlfriend and barffriend

Made two big changes… yeah, big ones softer pastel colors and more blush on the skin #OuroKronii #Hololive #Fanart

"Gotta have them ribs... and pussy too!" — God, when creating Eve

I'm always saying shit like "i dont get paid enough to do that" but tbh if they paid me more I'd just be like hell yeah and then still not do that. It's a miracle they get me to do anything at all

8 fucking copies of this were just delivered to the library as "donations," in 8 INDIVIDUAL AMAZON BOXES I'M GONNA LOSE IT

alright gonna call it, we can put this design to rest before it gets out of hand this summer