i was asking my mom if she ever thought about getting me tested for autism as a kid and she said "well, the main time I thought, is that you used to complain that church was too loud," and that's crazy. Church is like top 10 quiet places. Y'all think it was angels or whatever talking to me or what

I would be soooo pissed if i got thrown in a dungeon and then they hit me with those chunky ass cartoon shackles. Like can we be serious for a second

summer Cafe

Daily reminder that a car is not a flar

Anyway now that The Boys is over we can finally recognize Jack Quaid for what is obviously his greatest role: The ghost of New Orleans jazz musician Dr. John on Comedy Bang Bang

Against my better judgment I have picked up the boys from where i last left off (season 4) and it is fascinating to watch the writers twist in the wind trying to solve the character problem of "clumsy half-baked metaphor for american empire becoming self-aware"

fastest dog

me: Hello, I would like one dog please Dog seller: ok. That will be one dogllar please me: That sounds fair

"you're on bluesky to be in a bubble" ridiculous. Like everyone else I'm on bluesky to get laid

watching better call saul for the first time. why doesnt chuck use his lighting aspect more often?

The cuck porn piece is basically just reiterating something that Reich figured out in 1933.

potion smeller. I need your smelliest potions

at least she's self-aware

Looks at you like this

slaps you with my wet tendril

FOOD FOR FACTOID Do you like assembling fun facts and being eaten by aliens seemingly no matter how many you assemble? Then you may enjoy my short new game, made in Ren'py in for holly heckma's Make Literally Anything Jam 2026.

plastic, see?

I'm ontologically weevil

Shouting "HENSHIN!" as I rotate the buckle on my reversible belt

happy birthday to small cock queen tamamo cross

In this world, it's fuck or be fucked. Sounds pretty good

No man is an island....nor man is a reedus....

"Placed on list" is a really ominous way to write a subject line when what you mean is "being considered for job"

if Nathaniel Hawthorne was around today he'd probably say something like "everyone always talking about baddies but no one wants to read about a Goody" or some shit idk

My hungry ass could never be a librarian

Umamusume is honestly perfect for anyone like me who loves the concepts of horses and girls but is scared of them in real life

too much confusing and vagueposting discourse on the timeline, so i think I'll take the chance to announce my plan to re-claw cats. They should have more claws, and bigger too

If she performed vasectomies she would be called Gold Snip

i have a theory, that so-called "male ejaculate" is actually just pee. But weird

every so often thinking back to Obsession and genuinely giving myself anxiety lmao

the last active people in my uma club exchanging the same 2 dirt shoes back and forth every day forever

Spunk cost fallacy

at a hotel for a work thing and didn't make dinner plans before checking in to my room, now I could go out to the hotel restaurant/bar and see if anyone is there but that relies on me remembering faces and I simply don't trust myself in that situation

Happy May 19 to all who celebrate

trainer's freaky plan

youre ahead of me in the drive thru at taco bell and I can see the AI-driven dynamic menu board is a howling vision of hell that reaches out and plucks you from your car. I cautiously pull forward and the menu changes to look exactly like me, just a little angrier

ate too much pad see ew. guess this is it for me sorry everyone ✌️

Curren Chan in her EVIL and DEMONIC gown to marry you to DEATH

Obsession and Companion, two recent horror movies that haunt me with images of white boys providing truly pathetic, feeble sex, and being thanked for it

see through stuff speaks to me

You ever use a different browser/computer and just google the word "maps" like a bozo because you're used to the url autocompleting

(pounding on your door at 1am) hey I just saw that gore art you reposted and called "guro". just wanted to remind you that "guro" comes from "grotesque" and doesn't mean gore or necessarily include violence or blood at all (aggressively jiggling door handle) hey I just have some dvds to show you

hour 80 for Nice Nature in the Marvelous Realm

Guy who goes YEOWCH!! when he fails jigsaw's trap and it rips his arms off

🎶 George is in the jungle I know, I know, it's serious

started watching WHA and I have to admit one of the things that brings me delight is whenever the Bug Films logo appears at the start. Imagine....Films for Bugs....

Odyssey movie racist as fuck they didn't even make Homer yelllow