sometimes i worry that ive trained myself to be self-isolating and defeatist and too misanthropic to develop meaningful relationships at this stage of my life, but then. I forgot where I was going with that

FIND OUT why THIS woman is SOPPING WET by wishlisting oneway.exe and playing when it releases on october 7th! #threeway.exe store.steampowered.com/app/2349570/...

limbus brainrot has me listening to sat in your lap (kate bush) and thinking hm this is a good song for faust. Then I'm thinking, what's a good kate bush song for every sinner. Heathcliff's is pretty obvious ofc. Hounds of love

The Long Walk 2: Walk Harder: The Dewey Cox Story (Part 2)

Really hard to watch HIM and not think of Dracula flow

We gotta lower the rent guys

if you really want to stick it to Disney, and other corporate media giants, become fascinated by things they would never produce, so that they might fade into the background noise of life.

there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

Jerking off in a melancholic and wistful manner

I've been kinda obsessed with this shitposty remix for a couple days now and a cool thing that happens when you play it on deezer is that it can't connect it to any other songs so when you "launch track mix" it just plays it on loop forever

You ever just like to scream and holler

share a preacher, priest, or nun

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Great news everyone: The center is holding really well. Yeah I just got word that the falcon can hear the falconer and everything

Did you know? He's the softest boy in all the land

it's the most wonderful time of the year again, #hooptober courtesy of @cinemonster.bsky.social. this time I will most definitely finish!! reviews will be kept in this thread

it's the first #letterboxdfriday of #hooptober, get your rats and zombies ready #lastfourwatched

YO CALIFORNIA our state was recently downgraded among safest states for trans people and trans youth YOU can help make it better right now follow the quoted link, established by @lalgbtcenter.bsky.social, and tell our elected officials to sign these bills into law ASAP 👇

remembered I have half a burrito at home. Really exciting news for (checks clock) like 7 hours from now

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inspired: the biodiversity of the deep sea perfectly mimics the combined biodiversity of the rest of the planet such that there exists a perfect isomorphism between each living thing above and below the surface. and, if you were to find the weird, fucked up fish that maps onto you, you would be free

1993 Beverage Boy: #1 Drinker

Hey wait a second...

Being in an umamusume club is just trading the same dirt shoes back and forth forever

what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people

gotta be one of my favorite genres of creature

Just discovered that Crispin Glover covered Ben (the Michael Jackson song from the original sequel) with a music video included on the DVD, and it really must be seen to be believed

Me when Willard (2003) is mean to Ben the rat just because he's enormously fat and also ontologically evil

preemptively filling my phone, icloud, google drive, and all social media with dick pics just in case they're searched by the feds in the future. so be sure to turn on notifications for my posts if you don't want to miss any

American education is fucked, it's true, but my high school government and civics teacher in Alabama did have a literal shrine to FDR in her classroom, so, yknow, there's surprising shades of gray there

betrayal....

Every clown has a silver lining

Have a Tachyon on this trying Tuesday

many of you

Me explaining who had hoes

Elote manatee 🌽

when people are vague posting about being mad at a celebrity or whatever, I scroll a little bit to see if I can find out why, then i go to "popular with friends," and if it's not there in 5 seconds it's none of my business

Somebody draw this ant kissing hornet RIGHT NOW

Hankyoreh now has an official English translation of this editorial: english.hani.co.kr/arti/english...

1000 followers and I post hole

(at the dentist) yeah I think i got something stuck in my craw. Would you mind checking out my craw

This is an urgent message to all bedtime warriors Your mission is to sleep tight And be sure to activate the sweet dreams protocol right away

they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something

welll, slap my ass and call me

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”