would you still love me even if when I did a cum it sounded like when you try to get the last squirts of ketchup out of the ketchup bottle

you can still celebrate today even if you're single, by treating yourself to a Special Jack Off. That's right, grab the hot sauce and duct tape, maybe even pick up a few foreign coins, because today is all about you, baby

the craziest thing about a roundhouse kick is that almost every house I've been in has been sorta square-ish or rectangular. But it still works fine in there

people bringing summer maruzensky to the capricorn cup in the dead of winter....misogyny....

all I need for valentine's day is gigi wa well you know the rest

my cat licks me a lot. Do you think it upsets him that I don't lick him back

today's Library Character was explaining to me how the Übermensch is/was? the product of the union of a man and an angel engineered by aliens but he also said "there is an intergalactic battle happening in our hearts" and that goes pretty hard i think

got my cock rating it says great personality

uh oh! I'm listening to the normal album on repeat again, that's probably good right

This week I stepped into SOV Hell (or heaven) and there may be no going back #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

eagerly awaiting the video essays about how limbus company is a better adaptation of wuthering heights than the emerald fennell movie

It's actually good & cool for ostensibly apolitical spaces & voices to announce that they are against repression & for liberation! ✊✨ Anyone telling you otherwise, who "just wants to enjoy [X] without politics", is only doing so because either they don't mind the horrors or they're FOR them.

I bet it feels good as fuck to be one of the guys with no face and a huge cock in a gangbang hentai, and then to be vaporized with your consciousness cast to shreds as though it could never have borne the weight of thought, much less a mind, which is what I assume happens to them after those videos

Regular Spider-Man

i told that team skull mfer to stop calling me at work

crazy thing about me is there are some foods I'd eat that aren't even on this list

Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods

Every year it becomes more and more apparent that the only guy in Indie Game: The Movie who knew shit about anything was Soulja Boy

I like that man and his dog. Wallop and scromit

🚬Well well well.

edmund mcmillen is currently unwittingly part of a truman show style experiment where he's locked in a white room with a computer that only has access to 2012 9gag and a pirated copy of macromedia flash so it's actually very rude to make fun of his humor

I'm totally dogpilled ( <- just swallowed an antibiotic that was hidden in a pile of meat cutlets and gravy)

Dogpiling is not to be confused with dogpilling, which is when you trick me into taking my medication by smuggling it into a delicious treat like a cube of cheese or a slice of cold hot dog. I don't tolerate either though to be clear but there is a difference

Gigi wakipai

oh! It's gigi wakipai o'clock

palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.

I have a learner (older Mexican woman) who i work on English with and we end up talking about movies with a lot, I mentioned seeing Marty Supreme and asked if she saw Uncut Gems, she said no and I recommended it. Yesterday she came to me like WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH lmao

Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly

it's so funny that Northernlion, one of the most mild-mannered and normal guys on twitch, has by a trick of history been permanently attached to satanic edgy poop newgrounds man and will happily stream every dead baby joke game he puts out like it's 2010. Which is good, to be clear

Commission done for @goblindotbest.bsky.social ! SRW style! This was a lot of fun to work on, thank you! #art #pixelart

for lunch today I'm having Sit In Car and Contemplation

He doesn't know which one to shoot

Harry Potter: - stupid - only enjoyed by sad 38 year olds - sucks shit - no one cares Dragon Ball: - awesome - beloved by all - its “the good stuff” - goku is my friend

haru urara when i show her a dead body in a ditch

I wasn't jacking off. Don't put in the papers that i was jacking off

sometimes I worry that some error on my part will invite scrutiny into every faux pas and awkward mistake and unknowing sleight or offense I've ever made as compounding unimpeachable evidence that i am No Good as a person and not worth anyone's time is that a normal fear to have or

Hey there, so the temp work I was doing not only shorted me hours but they also fucked up submitting the ones I *did* work and so my paycheck is delayed 2 weeks, but I have some things I need to pay for this week and next. So...I'm gonna stream! Because that's all I can do right now, haha...

people really want me to replace discord with this guy? Yeah ok buddy

I'm starting a new group chat and voip platform and all you need for verification is to send me a photo of your butt balls pussy ass and balls

So anyway job hunt remains a killer. I've got 4 years game industry QA experience, mostly streaming focused but also hardware and software too. I've also got a BFA with an emphasis in illustration. In California but open to move. If anyone knows someone hiring feel free to shoot me a dm.

In this movie Grizzly Adams fights against nazis and their elf (just one)

kind of a lynchian quality to these four panels

Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~

Nature's cute too... r-right? #umamusume #ウマ娘 #pixelart #ドット絵

there's still ducks in my house and that's fine. It'll sort itself out eventually. I've learned to accept this sort of thing

In hell they're converting your audio signal from analog to digital to analog to digital back and forth forever

ducks in my bathroom brother