squeaky booties saturday

I'm going meevin mode on the pussy

Suck my pants

just learned about the upcoming drawn and quarterly release of lullaby of hell + collected stories which is exciting but...it kinda looks like shit from the pages they posted? Like this isn't actually how it's printed right? It looks like they copied a copy and then cranked up the contrast

new job sent icebreaker questions by email to answer and it did not mention umamusume. Please clap

It feels awesome when you lift the bidet attachment like "hmm..I feel not the turgidity of the ocean's might in this hose" and then you lean over to turn the valve on and feel it spring to life in your hand like neptune's long slithery cock

she would not say that

Louise de La Vallière's accident~ Commission for @SamuelFisher179

Bae & Cece playing poker 👀 Commission for TheCosmicNeo ✨-- October 2025 #Immergination #BaelzBrush #Brattea

gonna be a lot of motoko pfps this season that don't know they're really yani neko

Someone assign me my halloweensona

if someone mentions it I can't just NOT post the biden tweet are you kidding me

you think you've got a rough idea of everything and then somehow some new bullshit shows up

when i go to a fast food place and the cashier is smiling and seems happy in a way that is not apparently masking a deep death drive. I assume that is a bodhisattva and feel blessed to have encountered them

just got an email for the all-day event I have to work saturday that recommends bringing a change of underwear. I'm burning this city to the ground

Christopher Nolan reveals a surprise celebrity cameo for The Odyssey (Source: tinyurl.com/39ec3mzr)

alt version to trade with your friends

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It's really funny to me how maruzensky's thing for Italian food is supposed to read as specifically dated in japan, it's funny to think of an entire cuisine as like a passing fad. We grew past the need for Italy in the heisei era, sell all your spaghetti now

complimenting a girl on her exaggerated anime blush but it's just violent under-eye rashes

Happy gigi wakipai wednesday

Gigi wakipai

my favorite line from the song "I Confess" by The [English] Beat is "I know I'm shouting/I like to shout." Same

Yeah I'd probably sell most of my body off for a chance at one night with the major

city that I got a part-time job I'm still waiting on the start-date for just posted for a full-time position in the same job title. Whatever I'll apply for that too

TADC if jax was revealed to actually be a bug: ISN'T SHE BUGLYYY ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL LOOK AT HER SEGMENTS LESS THAN ONE INCH SMALL

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

stop that

if we're talking about the moral ambivalence of how vice is depicted in the chainsmoker cat show, then we should really address the much more direct messaging of Kamiina Botan promoting the worst vice of all: girls kissing

really need someone to say "unhand me, woman!" to

NEVER stop looking for your car title you WILL find it in one of a stack of folders left in a duffel bag you didn't know you had tucked away in a corner of your closet behind all your other random bags and shit right before giving up

we don't talk enough about Darriwil's 100% canon* maid witch ranni

Xbox CEO Smart Falcon announces goal to aim for 2 trillion players a day

Fern's juicy body ~ 🍑 // 葬送のフリーレン - Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

A pair of Flat panel

was asked to draw her so I did #できたてころね

I'm doing fine

when you post bad i put you in the Crab Door

The ass is the cheeks of the butt

They should let you go home from work if you're too horny

It's ass day on the timeline idc

I hate summer

not to smænch her tumpus ok

due to budget cuts we only have one blowjob brother this year

I've been depressed for a very long time so when I saw this poster by Freeze-Ex, I just had to get it at AX 2026. I love funny horse girl.

sometimes I get all wistful and poetic over some pornography like ohh the eroticism is so subtle, it has a depth that speaks to more than just base desire, there is a profound elegance in the curve of this line and then I'm like hang on actually they just drew a ass really good, is what i mean