Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars worth of water softeners. Charles allegedly tapes over a priceless original recording of an extramarital affair. Episode 11: nohomework.website/posts/episod...

@ugarles.bsky.social steals valedictorian valor. @veryimportant.lawyer is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness. @lronmexico.bsky.social shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation. We are back for episode 10. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

@veryimportant.lawyer learns about rainbows. @lronmexico.bsky.social asks us if we have ever heard of Tabasco sauce. @ugarles.bsky.social tells us the price of gold. All this and more in episode 9. nohomework.website/posts/160557...

This should go without saying, but all hosts and guests of the No Homework podcast are real New Yorkers.

in episode 8, @ugarles.bsky.social and @veryimportant.lawyer are joined by @wyattprivilege.bsky.social for some patented Lawyer Talk. patrick patented it, because he is a patent lawyer (law joke). on patreon now, hitting apps and streaming in the next few hours. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Back at it again with episode 7. @lronmexico.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @veryimportant.lawyer talk injuries, ponytails, and who looks like shit (Patrick, Charles, Shia LeBeouf). Subscribe for free! Leave us wildly sycophantic comments! nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Back at it again with episode 7. @lronmexico.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @veryimportant.lawyer talk injuries, ponytails, and who looks like shit (Patrick, Charles, Shia LeBeouf). Subscribe for free! Leave us wildly sycophantic comments! nohomework.website/posts/episod...

@veryimportant.lawyer airs his grievances, @ugarles.bsky.social narcs on monkeys and @lronmexico.bsky.social explains how to optimize your temp job with the census bureau. all this and more in episode 6: www.patreon.com/posts/158540...

The animal world can be a scary place, but they still find time to hold grudges and to party. Episode 6 of No Homework is now live: nohomework.website/posts/episod...

how it feels to release a new episode of No Homework Podcast to a desperate populace in need of comfort nohomework.website

i have un-ruined our beautiful domain name. it works better than ever nohomework.website

“I carded a twelve year old who ordered rum raisin”

This is the right attitude to have about No Homework and it's hosts. A+ all around.

Episode 5 with @wired.com's @milesklee.bsky.social actually features all three of us, but never in the same room. @lronmexico.bsky.social @ugarles.bsky.social and Miles talk about food service. Charles and @veryimportant.lawyer talk about Greece and [REDACTED! DO NOT PUT THIS ON MAIN! -.ed].

Check out Charles on @nohomework.website which also features Sickos homie @veryimportant.lawyer

Here's a new link to the latest episode of No Homework. It's the same episode Charles posted last night but this time it will syndicate to other podcast apps. What a wonderful world! www.patreon.com/posts/157431.... Thanks to @therealtony.bsky.social for joining us.

I think that due to technical quirks this episode “got posted weird.” Our Greek IT professional is working on it.

We're back with Episode 4 and we're joined by @therealtony.bsky.social from The President Show and What We Do in the Shadows. The ep hasn't syndicated everywhere yet but relax it'll be wherever you get your podcasts. For now, subscribe to our free Patreon. Bonus material of Tony's rants coming soon.

Thanks again to @mauraquint.bsky.social for joining @nohomework.website with me and @veryimportant.lawyer. Michael Crichton is apparently a hard person to find. Please join our (free!) Patreon at nohomework.website or subscribe wherever you get your podcasts at pod.link/1892452176.

Charles and Patrick are joined by @mauraquint.bsky.social to take Elijah Wood down a peg or two. www.patreon.com/posts/156542...

On episode 2, JD Vance is a Grinchgoth who requires the assistance of the mods in his ongoing flame war against the pope. Episode 3 featuring inaugural guest @mauraquint.bsky.social coming next week.

On episode 2, JD Vance is a Grinchgoth who requires the assistance of the mods in his ongoing flame war against the pope. Episode 3 featuring inaugural guest @mauraquint.bsky.social coming next week.

special guest for episode 3 of @nohomework.website. exciting.

More than just a podcast, we are a major media hub and "influencer incubator."

No Homework - Episode 2 - Lights Are So Scary Charles suffers temporary hearing damage. Patrick gets what he insists is not technically a paper cut. Ron is repeatedly blinded and falls down a hole. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

here's a sample of the no homework experience to encourage you to join us for the full ride at nohomework.website or wherever you usually listen

Episode 2 will be ready in time for your drive time commute. A lot of belly button stuff. In the meantime, relive the magic of Episode 1. nohomework.website

first weekend promo blitz for @nohomework.website felt pretty good. probably posted the perfect amount. here are the Apple and Spotify links. open.spotify.com/show/0iyIR2o... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

You can now find the show on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. It is not appearing in the Overcast search results yet, but hopefully that changes soon. That said, the best way to follow remains via the Patreon feed at nohomework.website

Folks, welcome to a new podcast era. A podcast started by guys who met on the internet. It's No Homework, with @veryimportant.lawyer, @lronmexico.bsky.social and @ugarles.bsky.social. First episode is at www.patreon.com/posts/episod... No apologies.