MAGA Mike: “I just don’t get it. Gas prices and groceries prices are higher than ever…got to be them Dem-o-crats fault some how.”

Lucky Charms… I sure miss a big bowl of Lucky Charms. Being responsible for your own health sucks.

He’ll chicken out, I mean, he’ll back down once other countries tell him to go screw himself and they pass through the Strait will no problems.

Breaking: Lex Luthor says Trump is the dumbest person he’s ever encountered. And that includes Bizarro.

Every once in a while, I like to watch this video clip of Joe Biden comforting a grieving Parkland family to remind myself what compassionate leadership looks like. This is the stuff I truly miss.

MAGA Mike: “Hey…he didn’t destroy a civilization like he promised. It’s almost like he lied.”

<——- Still hoping the Mango Menace will piss off the wrong person.

If any social media platform demands a copy of my proof of citizenship or age, I’ll drop them faster than Trump eating a Big Mac.

Quitting Instagram has numerous positive effects for me including not being subject to their extremely good endless barrage of ads, platform ads and otherwise. I want less. I’m not some monk above consumption, I’m just a normal person with a bit less Clockwork Orange experience

34… 4… what’s a little exaggeration of 30 ships amongst friends? (4 ships transited yesterday)

Did I ever tell you about the time I had to commandeer a steamroller in order to save a litter of kittens? Oh I did? Never mind then.

It will be made a statue and sit atop the world's tallest memorial thing dumbass is planning. Just another piece of BS propaganda we will pay millions to build without giving us a choice.

“US begins blockade of Iran's ports, Tehran threatens retaliation” Yeah, this is going to end well.

Your honor, I would like to enter this evidence as exhibit A.

I’m not worried, I was already on a special watch list for criticizing his first joke of a presidency.

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

Meanwhile at the White House: “Remind the queen that I rule this world.” Lackey: “Yes Sir. Thank you Sir. Your rule is supreme, my lord.”

You see, the one dog is hurt and the other one’s helping it get to a hospital.

Will she apologize for her botched plastic surgery?

burn it all down.

Did he really take down his Jesus post…or did he decide to make it a banner and hang it on another Capitol building.

Did you know that Musk once posted: “I have a large graveyard filled with my enemies” I can’t speak for anyone else, but I was really scared. (sarcasm)

“I’m sad that you are the Vice President” - DNA-Five

“I’m sad that he lost” — JD Vance on Orban

I think I burnt my tongue. PS: A human wrote this, not an AI

Is he dead yet?

I could eat more chili, but I won’t.

I put my socks on simultaneously.

Don’t worry, I put trash cans out on the curb.

I had a “concept of a plan” to put the laundry away.

OMFG. This is now on the FAA online job application form - for all positions including air traffic controllers!

Only soft snowflakes post a 1000 word social media post because they were humiliated in front of the entire world…again.

You didn’t like her laugh seems minor now doesn’t it?

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

It's a crazy world out there these days. Do whatever you can to fight it while at the same time protecting your mental health.

Trump attacks the Pope on social media and his Catholic supporters remain silent. No surprise there. Then again, no religion sect seems to condemn him no matter how blasphemous he acts.

He posted this right after the “Pope Leo is weak on crime and foreign policy” post

I’m with the Pope…TLDR. Or just not important enough to bother with.

He’s just mad ‘cause he’s constantly humiliated.

Mr High-Horse Moderate: “You really shouldn’t blame billionaires for all the problems happening in the world.” Me: “Yes I can…and do.”

Hey Trump… You’re an idiot and you have no class. I truly hope karma is a thing.

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

“Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime—he doesn’t execute enough poor people for taking a loaf of bread from billionaires.”

I suppose the Iran war you started is Biden’s fault, too?

So Vance couldn’t negotiate a deal, huh? I doubt he could negotiate himself out of closet either.

I ate an omelette yesterday. I alerted the local media already.

I read the comment you left 5 times. I think it’s a compliment. Could be an insult, too. I can’t tell honestly. I’ll ask the Board of Directors.

In this photo, the UAP is deploying some sort of two pronged device that armchair scientists think is some kind of data gathering apparatus…