Some serious doomposting going on tonight… Maybe it’s time to get in the jacuzzi of positivity.

Congratulations Chuck Schick!!!

I’m guessing he’s still alive. 🍊👎 I’ll check again tomorrow.

gonna eat a pizza today. if you even care

I think only famous people get the Bluesky badge… …but how do they know I’m NOT famous?

I still haven’t gotten my Bluesky Starter Pack in the mail. I was going to trade my friend a Charizard for the holographic foil DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp card.

Arlington, Texas.

I cleaned the kitchen, including the cast iron pan.

On the live ratings scoreboard: Bad Bunny (NFL) 128,200,000 Kid Rock (Toilet Paper USA) 6,100,000 It's a final. A ratio of Bad Bunny over TPUSA of 21 : 1 MAGA? That's a big big L. Wear it proudly. You suck.

I just had bacon and I would have more of it, if it were available.

My documentary on used Q-Tips has surpassed “Melania“ by several millions.

I support anything that annoys conservatives.

The people like it when I “get down”.

I drove a car to a destination today.

I was thirsty so I had a beverage.

Don’t forget to watch the super bowls this weekend.

Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.

opalescent fluids

AOL Trial CD

Halibut

Molecular Bonding

"Let's do it for Johnny"

I didn’t understand a word of that last post. Was it for or against something? My primitive brain can’t comprehend these statements with no context. I think to myself, “Me not understand politics” and then I throw a rock at the moon in frustration.

Ululating over a bowl of Spaghetti-Os.

Bluesky is introducing a “drafts” feature. That fine, but some of us don’t drink alcohol anymore.

Cue ball in the corner pocket

Antti Tuomainen

Prosciutto Crostini

France

Sorry…I wasn’t paying attention.

Well now that all that is over with…on with the countdown. Kasey, could you please play “Wind Beneath My Wings” for my hamster Fred?

Um… Will there be food served at the event?

A fact that every Republican knows and fears: "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE"

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Unidos somos América.

You dumb fuck..

Go Mets!

Ha ha. The Red Sox lost!!!

Anytime some one reposts a Trump post:

The halftime show wasn’t in English? Right on!!! That’ll give some MAGATs some ulcers tonight!

It’s too bad MST3K isn’t having a marathon while this sportsball is on. Oh wait, I can watch it non-stop on Tubi.

Quiet Piggy!

Sadly, I have a relative that watched that Turning Point USA halftime show garbage. He posted on Facebook (yes, Facebook) “God Bless America” Driving home the point that you can’t choose your relatives.

Lol. They got torched.

I’m especially glad I am missing the cringy AI generated super bowl ads.

I like the part of halftime show where Leonard Nimoy walked out and yelled “IT’S SPOCK-ING TIME!!!” and everyone started going crazy.

Tomorrow at work… Them: “Did you watch the super bowl last night?” Me: “No.” Then a long moment of awkward silence. It will be glorious!!!

I had 3 viewers for my halftime show. We can’t be silenced.