I miss seeing President Carter in these photos.

If he’s this incompetent at real estate development then imagine how bad he would be as President

Obama: A declaration that we are all created equal, endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights, and that in the newly independent United States there will be no kings or lords, no serfs or subjects, but only citizens,

Facebook: Severe thunderstorm warning for our area…two days ago.

Any way we can knock down a portion of Mago Lago and build a homeless shelter and kitchen?

TOMORROW!!! #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸

The circus taking place today and tomorrow on the White House lawn…so glad I’m not there.

May all the mosquitoes born of the newly painted Reflecting Pool attack the Orange Moron and his cronies tomorrow.

You know… If I wasn’t me, I’d probably be someone else.

A beautiful Pride month moment when these two men were able to get married on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I remember the time I climbed up on a ladder and cleaned out the rain gutters with a hose. Wait…that was today.

Don’t forget to watch guest stars DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp and Emily Blunt on the latest Graham Norton Show. Musical guest: Olivia Rodrigo

May all the mosquitoes born of the newly painted Reflecting Pool attack the Orange Moron and his cronies tomorrow.

Still NOT watching the World Cup.

“I love the inflation.” - Donald Trump

Is tomorrow that dumb-ass thing on the White House lawn?

The emotional drain The physical drain Having to raise a child while republicans are running around rampant The attack on women’s right to choose what they do with their bodies. Toxic male “bro” culture Tech bros ruining technology The lack of real progress and social programs because of…

Are smartphones causing American birth rates to drop? No. It’s a lot of things: The cost The economy The stress Daycare Lack of freedom Finding fulfillment in other things Not wanting to repeat what our parents did Not needing to “carry on our name” How awful some people are to each other

That’s funny…I don’t recall a single President in our history that was so insecure that they had to put their name and face on everything.

I urge ALL AMERICANS to keep their guard up and be ready to fight. The mid-terms are NOT guaranteed. We have to fight voter suppression, gerrymandering intimidation, false claims, DOJ interference, and more. Check your registrations BEFORE voting. Spread the word.

Dear MAGA, Idolizing Trump is like believing the stripper actually likes you. Sincerely, the rest of humanity

Having his name removed from the Kennedy Center is a huge deal to him. He’ll play it off, try to put his name back on, blame the Democrats, etc…but the reality is…he lost. And he hates being humiliated.

Throwback Meme: Trump Supporters: “This war is worth the higher gas prices”

People are cheering as they’re removing the mark of the beast from the Kennedy Center.

Celebrate EVERY victory over the Orange Moron!

Better run outside and get things done before the storm hits.

Cringe Cringe

Just because they broadcast it, doesn’t mean you have to watch it.

I highly suspect that Julie wants Dalton to shave his legs.

I find it amusing and sad that they decided to charge so much for World Cup tickets in America. Nice of them to shave $1.00 off the price though.

Finally! I pressed a “Show Content” I didn’t regret! I don’t get to see Swedish Goth Women in Business Suits as often as I’d like.

The future’s so bright, I require some sort of eyewear that is tinted and carries a certain amount of polarization.

Same

Great. Wilson’s drunk again…get the bucket and gloves.

Sure, I would watch sportsball games… …if I wasn’t so busy with many, many other events, tasks, to-do lists, relationships, pet owner duties, yard work, part time work, social media, cooking, laundry, minor drywall repair, reading, photography, drone work, driving, sleeping, listening to music…

Hey alright! I’m so ready to NOT watch any World Cup games!

I think the World Series or March Madness is on tonight. The Jets vs. the Clippers.

One time I got so mad I picked up an empty Tic Tac container and threw it across the room! That’s “Hulk -Level” anger for sure.

My dog is barking. It sounds like a “cat is outside” bark.

I attempted to watch a Victorian period piece series on streaming but I fell asleep in the first five minutes…and then every 15 minutes after that.

I might go outside and check my plants…but I fear Cindy Crawford in is hiding in camouflage in the tree next door waiting to snipe me.

For instance, if we are low on coffee in our household, we enter the word “coffee” into our “grocery list”. That way we have a reminder to purchase coffee while at the store.

Man who published book titled “The Art of the Deal” still can’t reach a deal with Iran…100 days later.

When going to the grocery store, it helps if you have a list of things you need to buy. Some people refer to this as a “grocery list”.

Did you pick up the milk?

I would watch the new Star Wars movies but they get carried away with all the cussing and tobacco use.

My mother washes the dishes BEFORE she puts them in the dishwasher. So what does the dishwasher DO???????????????????????????????????

My question is this: If Debbie Ann does free eyebrow threading on Thursday, how can she afford all those new clothes she wears.

The same goes for the current Spider-man actor…rumor has it that he’s actually British but somehow speaks with an American accent. They must get some kinda surgery or somepin’ to do that. 😷😵🤒🤕