settling into my thirties is mostly great other than a twisted ankle being a month problem instead of a week problem

For father's day my wonderful children have decided to get mad at me for taking them to the park

@cheatlines.co got a trio for you: Tay King, Candy Frumm, a baby

Lightning just struck my brain left one brilliant idea: David Lowery's TRON

‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262...

In medias res shot of me coming to terms with the realization that I pretty badly fucked up my good friend's haircut one windy, cold, drunken night on our college dorm's terrace. His unseen glare is implicitly piercing

Monsters, Inc. is Pixar's best and I don't even think it's particularly close

“Why do I wanna watch/read something you can’t be bothered to make” is what all of this boils down to.

she could get us the winds of winter

Remarked offhand to my older daughter re: her sister, "she's half your age!" It got me wondering so I looked it up, today is literally the day where she is exactly half her age 🫪

(Hint: it may have something to do with the fact it is designed by a committee of non-artists and refuses to take a stance on anything)

penzey's? more like i spendziesd too much

toasted a quality onion bagel in some leftover schmaltz from the dijon/smoked paprika/thyme chicken i roasted earlier this week and topped it with some aged cheddar and saw god

wild stuff e360.yale.edu/digest/china...

Dmb Vvb

Controversial: Empire Strikes Back is really really good

Born on this day in 1937. Former President of Iraq Saddam Hussein

Enough weekly tornadoes please

Every day I watch the tech industry build The Boot On the Neck Of Humanity Machine and watch universities say “we are going to sustainably and ethically prepare our students to become innovators in The Boot On The Neck Of Humanity Machine space”

Ooh, topical

I've been on the precipice of becoming an obnoxious olive oil nerd for a couple years and I think I'm starting to tiiiiiip

We should have never doubted this man

more like nosky

Was walking the dog and this van stopped me in my tracks

Changing to a picture of my cat in a party hat in order to maintain a mysterious, alluring persona

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

Every year I am forcibly reminded that jelly beans suck. Bottom tier garbage candy

Feels like it's time for No Kings to grow some teeth. I'm still team "it's a net positive," but there does come a point where it isn't really functionally doing anything, you know? The GOP doesn't really care how many polite daytime marches with proper permits people do, even real big ones.

Village of the queers

Look, I was six.

anyway here's Akira Kurosawa gazing lovingly at Toshiro Mifune on the set of Seven Samurai

Ser Banana of House Nutbread... your name precedes you...

As a parent of two toddlers I cannot believe the oscars were not swept by Mission Impossible 8 (the lone movie i saw last year)

Salted caramel ice cream well-mixed with Angostura bitters goes insanely hard

Pretty proud of the commencement speaker announcement video we made at work - my wife edited this!

@cheatlines.co I work in video and had a few spring up in the past week or so. Dean Oysing Anna Morphic Warren T. Claim

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they call me the loafer

happy pokémonniversary from the fuck you frog

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

Responsibly self-medicating for lower back pain with a crotchety ole beer

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

@cheatlines.co Anson Alog

We are all of us complicit in unimaginable evil

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?