“How soon?” asked Toad. “Quite soon,” said Frog.

Apropo of nothing, here's the Bionicle build I'm having trouble making legs for

Whore you, the apostrophe police?

dick durbin is such a weak fucking piece of shit. fuck you.

"Put your butt in your mouth!" - my three year old, to me (and me, to all republicans)

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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

YOU HEARD THEM

Naming a kid "Colin Ambulance" purely for the chaos during roll call

I'm gonna put it all on the line and say there's no savory dish that isn't improved by peas

Listen, I have just as much or significantly more respect for the consensus of medical experts as the next guy, but they're just plain wrong about q-tips

Bruh

Home sweet home

"this timeline" shut up

There's no way to complain about this without coming across as petulant (I am) but my local preferred (read: close to work) pretentious, obnoxiously trendy coffee shop no longer sells different sizes of hot drinks "in order to focus on consistency" which has filled me with an eternal, white-hot rage

Hey Firefox users.

The tiring mundanity of a gas leak at 10 PM really drives home the whole "huh I really am an adult" thing

I cannot believe I have to live in the same world as people who pee in pools

(tired chef voice) i ain't got no more scrum-diddly-gumption

An Arnold Palmer? Bright, elegant, a perfect marriage of sophistication and fun. Sweet tea? The Uruk-Hai of beverages. Rotten, twisted; ought not be.

"Full circle" yeah like a toilet bowl

Inclusive and kind Australian wrestler Bulk Bogan immediately takes the spotlight and ushers in a new era of peace

Raw Bert Redford

One of my unsurmountable character flaws is that I flagrantly ignore appliances' "MAX" fill lines.

Age, beef, or beauty?

The impotent fury of realizing software you use daily has made boneheaded changes you can't revert

cassini by far the coolest planetary probe we've ever launched. a billion photos that look like shit you'd see at a bowling alley

Sir Vyval of House Fyttest

The number of emails and documents I've received with broken chatgpt links is so embarassing. Write your own emails, people

They don’t allow quote-posting (eh, fair enough, who needs the aggravation) but boy oh boy do I feel this one in my soul. I’ve watched what was the absolute most mid material from the 1980s for the show, and even “Sword of the Valiant” looks great compared to now.

Just made my first savory waffle at 32 and uhh holy shit you guys

Promiscuous, warty Sith Lord called Darth Venereal

Did 20ish high knees two days ago and I feel like I fell off a cliff

- me building bionicles

Blackberry. Pear. Pineapple. Watermelon. Mango. In this order, assuming peak ripeness and flavor, my five favorite fruits.

How lucky we are to live in a world with limes

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning is not a perfect movie, but I would easily have allowed it a lot worse than it asked of me. I could never tire of this series.

drinking my favorite local beer, an IPA which has the same color and viscosity as transmission fluid and tastes like a cilantro gumball dissolved in gasoline

lol

saw gerrera is the fucking man

oh my god

Having this slick old guy instead of a horrible CGI Peter Cushing rules. I love this zesty old bitch. Star Wars should just be a retirement fund for aging shakespearian actors.

Eleventy-one years later and nothing this cool has happened since

"I can't see hide nor seek of 'em" is an underrated Tigger malapropism

A criticism/statement about Andor I see frequently is that he's a supporting character in his own show and man, I just don't see it. Diego Luna is incredible in this incredible show, and the presence of a strong ensemble doesn't detract from his performance or his character's role as lead at all.

(trying to flirt with a nepotism hire) hey are you a legacy? cause you're the only leg i see

Filmmakers! Musicians! Actors! Illustrators! Artists of all kinds! Please take 5 minutes and make your voice heard

Movie about an old, washed-up actor who's single credit is a supporting role in a bad cable movie called "Once in a Lifetime"

Kid got sick, I bought Pedialyte, turns out kid hates Pedialyte. (She's okay now.) Turns out Pedialyte is *delicious.*