Hell of a day for a walk

Taylor swift is the Joni Mitchell of her era insomuch as they were both throwing it around like it was about to go bad

Got approached by a conductor cause I was scavenging for a Diet Coke in the business class fridge. “Sir it’s breakfast items only” oh ok well happy thanksgiving to me I guess

Meet me in the Amtrak business class “lounge bathroom”

I mean I wouldn’t pay a million dollars to live in the valley but I will show up to that house warming with a big smile plastered on my face

When I get on the train and it’s the closest platform to the exit? That’s goated. When I get off the train and it’s the furthest platform I’m like what the fuck

I mean I wouldn’t pay a million dollars to live in the valley but I will show up to that house warming with a big smile plastered on my face

Having a glass of the small batch Albariño we had in Paso Robles. Paso Robles kicks ass, fuck to Napa. Napa sucks Paso rules!!!

Girl I’m sooooooo anxious, meet me at 1130, I love it when you’re talking TURKEY

Wokeness is anti corruption and that’s…the bottom line

I think a way our national misogyny can be harnessed for good is a presidential campaign having the plank of “Kristi noem will be buried under the jail”

Bro getting shot and killed as a member of the national guard has to be so low of the actuarial spreadsheet as to be near death by shark attack or FIV

Love how beautiful my median looks after a few days of rain. Don’t worry about my lawn, shut UP about it

Whenever I read stuff like this, I think about how Mike Davis described California NIMBY-ism as a “unholy alliance between the Sierra club and white citizen councils”

Second round of a migraine today, this week can’t be over sooner

10 year back under 4 percent too 😇

It’s funny that the going take on this movie is its “problematic” when it’s about what a bunch of shitheads the rich are

Why is Aykroyd’s character in trading places just as rich as his bosses who own the firm? They both have butlers and live in similar size gigantic old money mansions. Aykroyd is maybe 35 max? If he comes from that level of money, why is he working for anyone “managing director” or no? Odd.

Went to a bakery I like to bring over a sourdough loaf to a friends im watching the game at and they had pecan “thanksgiving” pies for 65 dollars, genuinely jaw dropping

Fun movies coming out in December. 3d imax avatar, the two part kill bill screening, my local theater is doing a Kurosawa retrospective all month. Fun. That’s fun! I love the movies

The clippers are letting down a 42 year old James harden is a real sentence

I understand this is to run for governor but brother you’d have to pry me out of that seat before the pension kicks in

Had a vet visit with a pretty(I’m a human I have eyes) vet and she goes “oh are you the one who wanted the cat” and I go “no no I’m not a pet person just sort of fell into my lap” and she goes “well you look like a pet person”. Alright man. Great.

Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

We gotta get the Money Molester out of office man

Folks it’s fuck me in the ass Thursday

If this thing is a dollar more than 600 dollars it has zero market

I also realize this is mainly the “got into dnd cause of bg3” crowd which is like people who got into football cause of Taylor swift and I just feel like I’m yelling across a gulf

Funny thing about dnd gaining so much popularity in the last 5 years is people will say “yeah I have a dnd group we play every week” and then it turns out it’s mainly just like extensive theater kid stuff with a sprinkling of tarot or astrology. I mean god bless but idk if I’d call that dnd

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

Smiling friends? With this last season more like “polite chuckle friends”

Man we should NOT have run a member of the Biden administration lol

I sincerely believe that young men and women would be a lot happier if they went to shitty shows in shitty bars and drank shitty beer together until they’re less uncomfortable around each other.

California burrito is some of americas great slop

Oscillating between “Jenny slate is so bad bro” and “I hate Chile with my whole life”, it’s Tuesday baby

10 straight days of hosting, by day 10 I was ready to blow my shit smoove off istg. I need to Play Video Games

Oh is it fuck me in the ass Monday that’s funny I didn’t get the calendar invite and here I am with a FUCKED ASS

You can’t hate republicans enough

I hate the asset based economy I hate the asset based economy I hate the asset based economy

Predator badlands was surprisingly watchable. One man’s opinion

People say this because they have not actually bothered to look up the US’s NIIP since 2008 and assume it is unchanged. Since COVID, foreign investors have *actually* accumulated a massive position in US equities, to the tune of $20 trillion, double their Treasury holdings of only $9 trillion.

Genuinely gonna be upset if Trump dies before we get a full breakdown of his affiliation with Epstein. I’d put it at 50/50

Fuck this team man I’m never watching another game

Oh yeah this is why I stopped watching the chargers Christ man

If anyone ever says “I love that you’re trying to be helpful” to you you have to kill yourself. There’s no way around it

Had a really unpleasant reminder that I’m not in my 20s anymore and it was due to the fact that my girlfriend said one of her friends offhandedly said something bitchy about me and instead of “L+she’s old+ ugly and broke” I went “X said that about me!?”

Some are calling it the worst movie opinion in the history of the world

Olivia nuzzi got a big ass chin, damn!!!