I'm 34 today, narrowly defeating Jesus's high score

sicko

only significant thing that happened while i was away (aside from, you know, falling into the depression hole and basically living in a chrysalis while I dissolved and reformed myself caterpillar-style) is i decided to try doctor who. gotta hand it the english on that one, unfortunately.

all my apes risen

happy YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME? day to all the falling angels/rising apes out there

there is a pig up for adoption at our local animal shelter

do you want to see something so so beautiful

someone took the chair they're selling on facebook marketplace to the god damn beach for a photo shoot im crying

due to my adhd it's problematic to ask me to do things that are boring

decided that unfortunately a part of crawling out of my bottomless depression pit will probably involve my getting back into acting in the coming year. this is the less extreme treatment option. if that fails, the next step is going back to improv, and no one wants that.

I love to muddle through somehow

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us

peter, peter, pumpkin eater

anyone on here looking for a participation trophy wife

The owls are not what they seem? Bro you can’t drop that on me and dip. That requires elaboration

oh. and i was told by a relative face-to-face today that apparently the worst tweet of the year bracket had a chili neighbor region? so that's pretty funny. people in real life are keeping me posted about these things

anyway. Manny (16) died very suddenly of a stroke while I was away. which did not help. but everyone else is fine.

it turns out that pushing down all your depression and totally isolating yourself for months on end doesn't help. btw. which is weird because it really really feels like it should

ok back to my one love (the pencil drawing that never ends) cya later babes

when someone they/thems trans women it consistently turns out that they just don't respect women, funny that

it's very funny that the fake mugshot was so similar to the real mugshot that people refuse to accept that the real one is real now

see

he looks like he's doing Blue Steel

lol. lmao even

anyway if we're not getting the mugshot I'm outta here until tomorrow. the vibes are bad. get their asses tho

boooooo

I love (having an accent from watching too many shows from England this month) drawring and colouring

HELLO EVERYONE WEEKEND CAME EARLY

if I were doing a coup on Vladimir Putin I would simply ensure my own success. RIP to Prigozhin but im different

STOP DOING DRAWINGS material things were not meant to be rendered as two-dimensional abstractions yes please give me charcoal rubbings on a piece of paper to represent a real life thing THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR FOOLS

"I haven't done a drawing in years. I should do a drawing of a big black snake wrapped around a black steering wheel inside a fucking black car" — Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

god making me

How to be a Beautiful Woman: • eat whatever you want • stay awake all night • get dark circles around your eyes • disregard "laws" & "authority" • hiss at people • grow a thick coat of fur • nevermind, I'm talking about raccoons again

me 🤝 Hastur from Good Omens this fuckin snake is ruining my life

being dragged for forgetting the word and referring to the front of a car as its "snout"

did you know that I started going to Baptist church in middle school because I wanted to fit in with the cool kids? and did you also know that they kicked me out of Baptist church for asking why God even put the apple tree in the garden and not letting it go when the youth pastor wouldn't answer me?

how bout that hozier album tho

hi everyone. I went insane, logged off, watched good omens several times, and rebooted my brain, I think. hopefully. I am unquestionably still insane but it's in a different way now (making art instead of lying motionless on the floor).

I'm alive. depression currently requires me to go into a cocoon and not talk to anyone. I will probably climb out of it in 5-7 business days. sorry for the inconvenience.

hey @ankhmorporkcity.watch you got any idea what i got here? is it a baby hellboy? mothman? found it in the forest 40+ years and rediscovered it today

my mom's friend sent me a fucked up video and was like YOU KNOW SCIENCE STUFF, WHAT'S THIS 😫😫😫😫😫 and she had happened upon a horsehair worm emerging from a cricket. which rules. and is horrible. and I'm jealous.

a lot more cooking. lol. lmao.

Charles Darwin seeing a great big turtle that’s slightly different to another great big turtle: Ah fuck. God doesn’t exist

Everybody clap your hands. In recognition for a man who changed social gatherings and family functions for ever.