Another way to put it is... if you don't use AI platforms because you have a moral objection to them, but you publish your words on Substack, you haven't really thought about this stuff.

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

Loser Orbán

Orban achieved a level of authoritarian consolidation unthinkable here and they still successfully got rid of him. Never let the doomers have the final say.

This Iran situation is great for imposter syndrome. Like I could without a doubt handle any stage of this catastrophe better than the President or cabinet.

😃

Maybe it will happen today

Boo this man!

The Butthole Surfers had to censor their name for MTV, but the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies didn’t

Bitch got a 3 and a half foot tall head

why is "yes, cuban bee!" the funniest thing anyone's ever said?

the computer is my muthurr

And a hearty “Fat Fucking L” to all my Lost Causers

It’s just like mom always said: "Oh, fuck you all"

Wild to have a mayor who doesn't fucking hate the city

I’d love it if I were a bigger man, but I want all these things in my bones for my enemies

Claytonposting and Shogunposting should be evergreen behaviors

Substack's business model is almost certainly unsustainable. The only way they can hope to make it sustainable (though even this probably won't work) is to lock writers into the platform. So they keep taking steps to make it more costly for writers to switch off the platform.

I love this thread about different cultures' "autism food" www.reddit.com/r/autism/com...

learned yesterday that the Sea Monster Ate My Ice Cream episode of ducktales was like 9/11 for hungarian children

Horse want cake

Honestly I changed my mind. I want Twitter to keep existing. I don’t want to be troubled by any of their castoffs anymore. We’re good here.

Now, five years after the collapse of her public image, it might be time to revisit Lydia Tár’s case. Was her cancellation a product of a fleeting era when people spoke earnestly about “safe spaces” and “microaggressions” – a time when the left, not the right, was doing the canceling?

Publicly ridiculing a fascist to very limit of your abilities is more important to the world than most things you can do

Names for The List

Remember, don’t buy a cow, or a car, and expect your city to give you someplace to park it. #UrbanTruth

RIP Chrissy, you would’ve loved AI and crypto

April Fool’s!

I want a $9000 Chinese electric car so bad

As someone who studies politicization of democratic militaries this statement on X is a five- alarm fire. It creates an undeniable permission structure for overt partisan behavior by mil. It's part of a concerted effort by civilian leaders to turn the U.S. military into a partisan aligned force.

Great new graffiti outside my house

Couple decades ago my parents found a leather satchel in my closet when they were renovating… www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

Wish my kids’ stroller had an odometer

Hamburger (bone-in)

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

PizzaINT = OUT StripperINT = IN

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

Fascinating the things he decides to put in quotes

Maybe we should work on getting more than like 2 “influential voices on the left” so people can get less emotionally invested in Hasan

Could he just fucking die already

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

not a big Hillary Clinton fan but the way the media is protecting the public from the details of Kash fucking Patel's personal emails is impossible to ignore

I’m salivating at the prospect of doing this to right wing media

remember when Musk & Zuckerberg tried to convince everyone they were going to have an MMA fight IRL? yeah, this is how they talk to each other in private: