(becoming frustrated) Listen, people: systems, algorithms, and other objects do not like, think, or act. People do. The fucking algorithm doesn’t like or dislike a goddamn thing. You’re analogizing your own conscious experience onto a non-conscious process. Stop doing that. It’s annoying to me.

Despite the troubles and horrors, we're also living in the most meet-cute buddy movie ever.

The Feds trying to make Spontaneous Conspiracy a thing

this is basically how mayor mamdani handles trump and its what we have needed

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Attn @dieworkwear.bsky.social

You can block if you want to You can leave those jerks behind Cause those jerks are dumb and if they post dumb They ain’t no friends of mine

This is still twice as many as they said, and almost 7 times as many as pre-surge.

He simply can't tolerate #Minnesota *existing* We throw every assertion, from immigrants being evil to repro and trans rights, back in his face We are always ranked very high for healthcare and raising a family, #4 in longevity, consistently in the top five for overall quality of life

Do you ever just stop and think about how the federal government is attacking our state physically and financially *because* we were actually living too well by their metrics and the they can’t tolerate the integral part that immigrant and POC Minnesotans play.

"You threw me a 'kiss.' Tomorrow it could be a incendiary grenade."

My beloved SIL leaves the US permanently for Panama this Saturday (I look forward to visiting her for a few weeks next winter 😄)

I don’t think people understand what’s this means: MEDICARE AND MEDICAID ARE BLOCKING ALL WHEELCHAIRS, WALKERS, CANES, INSULIN PUMPS, GLUCOSE MONITORS, CPAP MACHINES, NEBULIZERS, BEDS, CRUTCHES, COMODE CHAIRS, BED SORE PRESSURE PADS, CHAIR LIFTS, OXYGEN TANKS, BREATHING EQUIPMENT, to name a few.

If you’re angry about what the government is doing to us here in MN, please help keep our neighbors safe! I’m raising rent funds in coordination with standwithminnesota.com, and there are lots of other ways to give on that site too. V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Thank you! ❤️‍🔥

The cruelty is the point

MN Wild player Jon Merrill’s charity org released a statement 💕

Attn @gayerthanthou.bsky.social 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/24/r...

Gotta take a victory lap: moved largest chunk of my savings into non-US equities March 2025 #EconSky

Dow 50,000! Also 21st out of 23.

New photo reveals Trump's discolored, painted hand clutching the podium at the State of the Union.

Post your style icon. 👕

Caption contest.

Tragedy Comedy Melodrama Farce

Churchill’s “We shall fight on the beaches” speech lasts 36 minutes. Our own speech in the Fund Crisis took 30 minutes. Dr. King at the Lincoln Memorial spoke for 16 minutes. Bobby, after Dr. King’s death, spoke for six minutes.

trump again repeats his lie that he brought in 18 trillion dollars of investment. gdp was 30 trillion last year. if he actually brought in 18 trillion,,,, we would know it. yet another lie that's obviously facially false but people clap for it anyway.

Drink

Laying down my bet: He will use classic abuser language talking trash about #Minnesota "They should be grateful...."

Tonight's comfort food ahead of a pathetic and tragic spectacle: Oven-roasted chicken chunks dredged in chipotle, chili and cayenne, roasted peppers and onions mixed with salad greens dressed in lemon-olive oil vinaigrette

short of seppuku on live television there is no chance anything "turns around" tonight but congratulations to everyone who didn't write this

Seeing this visualization has been really impactful for me. There were times when people tried to come at us sideways for claiming this is *different* and massive in a way that we hadn't seen other places. But it really really has been.

plus Bluesky shoutout! "My Bluesky alone probably paid 25 people’s rent this month, if not more."

After being deathly ill first two weeks of February, finally got back up to my usual full cardio and Pilates workouts today Please send restorative snacks

I need to address this immediately, because I am WAY too Minnesotan to ever claim credit for this. I built a thing to point the fire hose of people's generosity in the right direction. That's it. I am thankful for the piece, because hopefully it means people will donate more money.

Evidently SBF doesn't have the bribe-vibe juice

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Masterful Troll, TCM.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

link www.cnbc.com/2026/02/23/j...

get that colonoscopy while you still can

First of many. #$FDX

JUST IN: $615,000,000 LIQUIDATED FROM THE CRYPTOCURRENCY MARKET IN THE PAST 24 HOURS. ...

great week to launch Deepseek v4 with the Nasdaq on the verge of breaking down hard

Just watch this. You won't hear his voice, if that's a trigger, but you'll see how woozy and unsteady he is -- and this is before noon. Whatever's wrong with him is getting worse, and his doctors can't stop it.

Sad it's down to this, but I take my consolation and hope wherever I can find it

I want you to put the word out there that we back up.

Every T2 cabinet chief - Was mediocre (or worse) in school - Deeply resented more highly scoring students - Deeply resented successful school athletes - Never got a foothold in a college major - Deeply resented those who did - Became a grifter intoxicated by sucking up to Dear Leader

The idea that twitter/X is the internet commons is the stupidest idea that will not die. It is not even that important a social media site, anymore, just quit it

“.. The government told federal courts, in writing, across multiple cases and stipulations, that refunds would be available, automatic and assured. It made those representations to defeat petitions for emergency relief. Courts believed it.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/opinion/a-go...

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction