Aw-WOOOOO! Have a Tornado Safety Plan and share it with family and friends Create a Go-Bag or update your existing one

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

Additional AW-WOO! Tornado Safety day

Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty: "Are we concerned as to whether there would be federal blowback? Not a concern of ours. Our role is to hold people accountable if they violate the laws of Minnesota. We feel strongly that this ICE agent committed 2nd degree assault."

Lmfao did they know about this ceasefire?

Reminder that #Minnesota will get two bonus AW-WOOs today: at 1:45 and 6:45, tornado sirens will sound off as part of Tornado Drill Day Review your safety plan and share it with friends and family

Other than doing good work on tasks like analyzing MRIs, and generating shitty, bug-ridden code, I haven't seen one ACTUAL job so-called "agents" can do reliably Which seems like kind-of-a tell tl,dr: AI isn't bad per se; it's just badly over-sold at the moment

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Mesozoic dinosaurs do not yield awesome Buffalo wings That difference needs a name Generally, we say "Dinosaur wings don't taste very good - too stringy and very gamey" And it's fine. Because we can't get dinosaur wings anymore.

Stocks rise on news that most of the ill effects of the war will fall on poor people.

Wall Street may be looking beyond the war, but the war isn’t looking beyond Wall Street. There will be a reckoning for this right-wing recklessness.

Brilliant idea - no notes

Because the Iran "excursion" has gone so well....

HSBC CEO “The highest I’ve seen, and I’m hoping we don’t see more of that, but the highest I’ve seen is $286 for a barrel of oil that reached Sri Lanka” That’s a delivered barrel so includes shipping, insurance, etc. But it’s still an eye-watering price to pay. FT full quote:

Allbirds selling its shoe business and pivoting to another wholly unrelated business under its public company label is a common strategy and I encountered it all the time in penny stock audits

this is a really dumb story that I'm sure I will see 50 times today. company goes out of business, sells its IP for $1, sells its warehouse space for $2. this is what their stock "exploding" looks like

IFYP, Maria

(note: we know he can't fire Powell, so that's an empty threat) *TRUMP ON FED BUILDING PROBE: WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED *TRUMP: NOT PLANNING TO DROP PROBE ON POWELL *TRUMP: POWELL WILL BE FIRED IF HE DOESN'T LEAVE ON TIME

Vance godsplaining Catholicism to the Pope totally was on my bingo card.

Apart from the fact he's like literally The Pope, Leo XIV has a Masters in Divinity and a PhD in Canon Law! Most Cardinals have terminal degrees! It's a "guys who know a lot about theology" job, kinda obviously!

Wednesday 8am executive time didn’t fit into the screenshot

The Pope is soft on heresy

Another reason Target sucks. Target’s AI use might end up in your arrest www.reddit.com/r/TwinCities...

Just a reminder that JD Vance has been a Catholic for less time than Nacho Fries have been on the Taco Bell menu.

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Doors were supposed to close at 4 for the Turning Point event that had announced starting time at 5. I got in a few after 4 and this is the scene:

It was love at first sight, Charlie Brown

No-one: Literally no-one: Scott Bessent: "I wonder what the hit to global GDP would be if a nuclear weapon hit London." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"In Singapore, the price for middle distillates reached all-time highs above $290 per barrel, reflecting the desperation of refiners to secure any available product. The IEA notes ... overall tightness in the market is unsustainable for the global industry." www.euronews.com/business/202...

🎶 Imagine there's no oil shock It's easy if you try No bullshit casus belli Above all, only lies Imagine all the GDPeeeee Rate-cutting for today... Aha-ah... 🎶

Kernen needs to go

Last pre-war barrel arrives shortly and reality will bite hard FAFO comes for all delusions eventually

Future & spot prices for oil are diverging. What matters most for buyers - the actual prices or spot price of oil. That is their cost. They can’t decouple but the effects of higher oil prices linger, before we get to the disruptions to global supply chains. This is not a one & done event.

Next Great American Novel character: Patient, smart VP explaining great investment oppo to C-suite enamored of AI and waving away anything else in 2025

Want this so hard it should be grounds for involuntary commitment

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Hundreds of thousands of people have died and millions will continue to die because of how they went about destroying USAID with zero regard for human life. One of the greatest crimes of our lifetime and it just does not get enough attention.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Hallucination anecdotes gonna be ... meta

Wake up, babe New unintended consequence is dropping

Just remembered I have a pair of shoes with a cat "monogram." The shoes were made in Romania and they gave me the option of adding a monogram. I asked if they could do my cat instead. The design was made by nailing small tacks — same ones to make the heel — at the shoe's waist.

Made Cowboy Cookies today and have only eaten one

I already know people are going to make t-shirts that say "The Pope is Weak on Crime" with images of Pope Leo in his White Sox hat at the Vatican

Ship traffic in the Strait of Hormuz suspended after US naval blockade announcement, maritime data firm says

New shouting meme just dropped

"Don't ever leave me... in spite of me not thinking twice about leaving you for months at a time, or without social or financial security for decades" #TCMParty #BackStreet

Tim Holt: professional parental relationship Breaker-Upper #BackStreet #TCMParty

Going to Switzerland? Perfect place to give this glassbowl an Alpine Divorce! #TCMParty #BackStreet