Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

can't. the refrigerator is already filled with beer.

The Lilliputians worked tirelessly handcrafting bait.

oh man, the replies 😂

Muskworld is so rapidly devolving into buffoonishly hyperbolic juvenilia that I expect his actual physical appearance to begin degenerating into that of an evil comic book villain and his addled ideas to begin floating above him as thought bubbles.

Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Week 4 of my stitch-the-news daily embroidery diary included: Macron's blue sunglasses Liam Ramos's fuzzy hat Alex Pretti's hat and sunglasses Yellow tear gas and a thermometer for protests despite frigid temperatures in Minneapolis Bovino's coat A Ring doorbell A snow shovel A wind turbine

As a matter of practical reality, the idea that the minute Trump invokes the Insurrection Act all resistance is futile, Trump has won, Game Over is nonsense. That’s just regime propaganda. Let us not perpetuate it. Make them earn every inch of creeping authoritarianism.

thought a bit about abolishing ICE, Democratic caution, and how this time the institutional change is probably the easy part goodpoliticsbadpolitics.substack.com/p/change-see...

Change a letter, ruin a film: Three Days of the Condo

Always in favor of a *fuck off* to Douthat.

You can't "significantly reform" fascism

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

Slightly diminish a band: The Grateful Comatose

My KitchenAid, fronted by the fruit of its labors. Not present: the bowl, no doubt languishing in the sink.

A holiday classic defector.com/the-2025-hat...

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I named my fists Schrödinger's Cat and Schrödinger's Cat because I like to keep folks guessing

@profanity.accountant what's the verdict?

In Memory of Elizabeth Reed (Fillmore East version)—Allman Brothers China Cat Sunflower/I Knoe You Rider (Europe ‘72 version)—Grateful Dead On a Carousel—The Hollies Hot Burrito #2 (Last of the Red Hot Burritos version)—The Flying Burrot Brothers Penny Lane—The Beatles

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

A browser extension that autoscrolls past any video content with JD Vance talking.

I've had rather a lot of people recommending AI to me lately, so I've drawn Shakespeare stabbing a robot in the eye with a quill. #art #ink #scribbleau #verymuchnotAI

Ack! President Johnson?

REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

Mamdani is going to implement Corea law. Everyone will have to listen to Latin-infused jazz piano music.

"Nowhere to go but up," huh? I don't think we've bottomed out yet. But I'm a carpenter who majored in history, and therefore not able to wield the sophisticated analytical tools of an expert like Scott Bessent...

"John Rocker will be mercilessly mocked by the relatively small number of people who don't ignore him entirely"

Donald Trump showing his appreciation for his Black soldiers, by Godfrey the comedian.

Sexy Ham and Kale Biscuits

Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related. He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:

Sign of the times.

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Abnormal is the new normal.

So exhausting..

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

Inside you are two wolves

In fact, given the stakes, it is INCUMBENT upon them to do that.

What I don't get is why Trump doesn't end every one of his outlandish assertions with "Thank you for your inattention to this matter!" Because that's how we frogs found ourselves in the boiling water.

Defund the government.

kind of hilarious to see Nate Silver using the phrase "circle jerk"

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title. Literally Tangled Up In Blue I Am Literally The Walrus Who Are You, Literally?

oof