I'm really loving Macready's new bottom teeth only smile he's been doing lately

my face is all grey and lumpy 🌈

The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable." All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.

new glasses new glasses

being very good and actually returning clothes i've bought instead of forgetting to return them and throwing my money in the terlet

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

my display name is already a halloween name i never changed from two years ago bc i don't really care about halloween but i do like ghosts

cr in ge

Confederacy of Brandons

omg

it's me, the mask guy. if you're in a place and there's a guy in a mask, it's probably me! or ice

i tried pants but they're not working lol

i didn't think i'd be a dye-the-grays kinda person but i hate how they stick up all over the place. if they were normal hair i wouldn't care what color they are. anyway, i haven't done it yet or anything.

if I was Pete Davidson I would just say, yeah I'm taking their money, they owe me even more

so when's the coup

look, I don't give a shit about military crap but has that dude ever even seen battle? like what the fuck is he talking about

who is that opposition exactly

uhhhh

against my better judgment, i installed teams to my phone 😑

ted talk ass nazi

it's not "internet culture," it's "culture"

brilyn hollyhand

maybe all of those comedians are being blackmailed. though i dunno what could come out that's worse than masturbating in front of your opener

The extent to which they all did this to themselves is astronomical

i don't like being the kind of person who just doesn't like people, but it's so hard sometimes 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Here are some nice mushrooms

broccolini was invented in japan in 1994

i changed my name on offerup to Joe f. the f is for fuck creepy replies.

This is the culmination of a longstanding demonization campaign against a Jewish professor—advanced almost a year ago by AIPAC Congressman Ritchie Torres, who shared a graphic produced by his friends at the fascist Canary Mission harassment group:

I did not get through to Schumer’s office and left a message. But I did get a human being at Gillibrand’s office, so Dylan’s supposition applies there as well. New Yorkers, her office is at 212-688-6262.

lol @ my hatred of rfk jr. leading me to learn more about the kennedy family

one of the ai walmart boys looks like jt from degrassi this is the extent of my commentary

If anyone has a spare ticket for #Stereolab in Brooklyn either/both night(s) let me know

we all know about Rosemary, but Eunice Kennedy had Addison's disease, which I'm pretty sure is a chronic illness and existed when RFK jr was a child. WEIRD

mamdani finishing his comments about eric adams telling cuomo, "i hope you're well" 😂😂😂

s/o to the person who just asked majority report to stop using rfk's voice while saying they don't like the word "disabled" and prefer "divergent" and just um, fuck off

ooh voiceless alveolar lateral fricative at the end

Mohsen Mahdawi and Mahmoud Khalil outside Columbia’s (locked) gates on the eve of their possible deportation

i'm going to be the first influencer working the gen alpha youtube slop nostalgia angle. remember how great it was when mom gave you ipad and you could watch baby spiderman boom boom sponchbob roller coaster? things will never be as good as 2018 again

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

You want me to verify my age on here? The place where everyone is 38 years old??

it rules that adding 'Yakkity Sax' to any footage of a ridiculous chase can bring joy to millions of people who've never seen an episode of 'Benny Hill'

the comment section on rm brown videos is the only good comment section

Abolish workslop

For the November/December issue of @motherjones.com, I dove into the history of the word "able-bodied"—including how it's been harmful to disabled Americans since the 1930s and it most certainly will be when Medicaid work reqs come into play again. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

he's flat-lining

training a chatbot to be my arch nemesis

Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.