Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry

You're a virgin who can't drive, Charlie Brown.

hank hill would kill himself if he saw this shit

tech companies continually learning people don't want these things

my only input into beatles discourse is that I was fully obsessed with them when i was in 9th grade (1995) but I also was a huge nerd with no friends 🌈🌈🌈

this is what is killing japan

These days, every time I see a person who is exposed to a lot of people going through a serious medical situation too young, with condition usually seen in people much older than them (especially a wealthy person with access to good medical care), I wonder if it's COVID organ damage.

DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.

imagine thinking laws define morality

my joints have been in baaaaaaad shape

Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

doing hibernation

From Gaza to the world, we are still alive. Do not forget us in your prayers. Help us by donating and sharing gofund.me/adcddf92 We need to buy a tent and children's supplies for Manis Orhan and Helena #Gaza

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he requested the meeting

Today I learned the name Jalen is a portmanteau of "Jay" and "Leno."

jesse watters trying to make sense of the day is so hilarious and i recommend checking it out unless you are quickly overstimulated like me. i could only deal with a couple minutes.

it's a thousand degrees below zero in my childhood bedroom 🥶🧊🧊🧊

Watching polar bears spar will never get old. #mammals 🌿

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it

i was gonna be bummed if hasan didn't stream today

I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.

TRUMP: globalize the intifadata. you’re hearing it more and more. globalize the infante. it’s a beautiful term. i think i may have just coined it. i’m not sure. but you’re hearing it more and more.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

The fact that asymptomatic Covid cases can lead to Long Covid IMO probably leads to more people attributing illness to vaccine complications than what could actually occurring, when the underlying problem could be a Covid infection.

Trump: so good, such a good mayor, we all love Zohran don’t we Zohran: yes thank you Trump: I’ll tell you who we hate, ANDrew CUOmo Zohran: yes Andrew Cuomo at home: wha…but I…how…

when the boss loves someone more than you

it is not shocking to me that mamdani charmed his pants off. he is so easy to manipulate.

does anyone know anything about stamp or coin collections?

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

I mean, why should toddlers be excluded from the AI extractionist project? So much $ thrown at AI booster academics, meanwhile those critiquing AI are institutionally alienated and must pin hopes in funding competitions that maybe one critical study will be tokenized as an alternative viewpoint.

Here is something we could do: what if we stopped being fucking weird about autism

I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.

a rare long island win!!

my mom was like, "you would know if this was true or false. i was talking to someone and I told them I didn't think that it was true, but is Zohran pro-Hamas?" I answered by laughing hysterically. mind you, she knows how pro-Zohran I am and I don't think that would be a deal breaker for her.

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The only way to understand this is to realize that they are eugenicists.

"I believe the crime is not what we were doing. The crime on that day was on the other side of the 10th floor door, where ICE agents are keeping our neighbors in cruel detention conditions."

it's always crazy to find out someone under the age of fifty is a scientologist

oh it's just like the AI headlines Elon Musk didn't give away shit

every headline about an ai chatbot doing something can easily be replaced with a headline about how it doesn't actually do that thing. or anything else.

not one restaurant i like ordering take out from ever has an even halfway decent desert

just like got coughed on for like two hours lol window open, air filter on, not taking my mask off any time soon

all week I thought I had this appointment today and was wishing I'd made it for tomorrow, and finally I logged in for it and they were like, "um, your appointment is tomorrow, dummy" they didn't actually say dummy