Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I are FUCKING. it's called INCEST. I dare you to stop me if you can

that said it does support my argument many of america's problems are attributable to protestantism

"SA of Nanking" You will not see heaven. I know that this is ironic and not meant sincerely, but even with that being the case, I do not think you will be forgiven for using phrasing that cognitohazardous

this Phil Cabinet guy brings up some pretty good points

am I about to be famous

fuck it

it sure is fun being crushed under the weight of a bunch of shit I can't talk to anyone about

burn day burn day burn day

yeah steam's storefront moderation has been broken for a long time, every year you hear about another few baffling decisions like this. I'm pretty sure their moderation system is just a lazily slapped together process designed to make visa/mastercard shut up

hi im a consultant and iuusually don't give advice for free but I think a compromise of feeding the 2 trans athletes to the 50,000 starving children is a guaranteed electoral win

In Earnest Evans, there's VERY few (2?) spots you can link your whip to a hook while standing on ground. This allows you to jump and swing, Tarzan-style, granting hella momentum that flings you at the end. But the end release time is fixed! So if you don't make it to the end of your swing...!

in Floor 13, you keep tabs on a cast of characters that may cause embarrassment to the UK government characters are randomly generated from a set of fixed characteristics, one of which is social class, which determines name, surname, job and place of residence all female characters are bourgeois

oh my god

windows 11 is one of the many pervasive ways rape culture invades our every waking moment of our sad short fucking lives

it's funny when I come across someone on here still pissed off at ana valens. like "ugh it's horrible that this bad person is the face of the movement against payment processor censorship" and idk, i think she definitely shit the bed with the whole vsona thing but really that's pretty

Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.

as a manager you should scold your workers for not asking the right clarifying questions and then scold them and treat them like a dipshit when they ask you anything

just remembered that one autistic verbal tic I had for a while as a teenager was saying "Ballin" in exactly the way chad warden did

wondering how both guy is doing these days

i love how this site has settled on "alt text is for the vision impaired, and only the vision impaired, nobody should ever include any other useful information like what game/show/etc this is from, this character's name is literally Anime Girl"

mario 64 psx just dropped

*chuckles* you call yourself a "wallet inspector" and yet it seems you have misplaced my wallet

in Bluesky, posting racial slurs, people's home addresses, or death threats is supposed to, in theory, get your account banned. However, this doesn't actually work because the developers forgot to implement a "moderation team" to the game

alright do yall got the fuckin sports out of your systems?

In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead

wow! the breasts of a fictional character

ah it's that time again where my bsky feed becomes 80% sportsposting by volume rendering it unusable

We already knew this to be the case with the first person, but I have to admit, “I’m deeply ashamed of being British” Lives rent free in my mind to this day as a stim.

*chuckles* you call yourself a "wallet inspector" and yet it seems you have misplaced my wallet

Literally the reason Twitter sucks now is all these foreigners logged on willing to do racism for pennies on the dollar and undercut our home-grown American racists. We need to erect serious trade barriers to protect the integrity of our domestic racism industry and preserve racist jobs.

Get Injured in a Bowser Stage and Sue Him for the Remaining Stars

oh they're in their death throes now

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Always love yourself, but most importantly, always live each other.

Incredibly stupid line, the worst from this video hands down. This analogy is completely ass, it's literally the line RFK Jr's ilk use against medication for like ADHD, Diabetes, plenty of medicine that's used to treat disorders and chronic conditions. Fuck my commodified chungus life.

so I will say this it seems like almost every time someone gets canceled there's a huge wave of people posting the same take: "ah I always knew this would happen because of my well honed sixth sense that detects pedophiles and rapists" aka you had a hunch based on vibes.

you'd think blyesky moderation would do something about someone posting dox on here considering it's pretty cut and dry, you don't have to crack open a thesaurus of racial slurs on that one, and yet...

I was a big fan of when Bella Thorne went on his show, got super high, ate his snacks, and ignored him.

oh they're in their death throes now

all those "story problems" in math class and the only time I've used that skill in adult life is to figure out "did this age gap relationship start as a felony"

Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I are FUCKING. it's called INCEST. I dare you to stop me if you can

it's called having a guilty conscience, you need to probe around in there and get to the bottom of it!

if you're having this feeling it means you've done something terrible and are in denial of it, hope this helps!

oh that's not fucking good

The 1890s saw the bicycle go mainstream, with better designs and lower costs. When women started adopting them, the male elites of the era would start to worry: Does The Bicycle Make Women Cruel? (1897)