grok make this teenager naked but also throw in an "i consent" sticker so everyone knows it's ok actually

miss having anything to look forward ti

miller pede...

oh is there a sportsball on?

did everyone go to bed super early or is bsky just shitting itself for most people who aren't me rn

the interesting thing about the internet being 5 sites being screenshots of eachother thing is the sites aren't *aware* that they're being screenshotted

grok make this teenager naked but also throw in an "i consent" sticker so everyone knows it's ok actually

dave get your bus. You know what has to be done.

I must not kms over the chronic pain kms is the self killer

I have met many of these people and I can assure you I have met animals with a more developed theory of mind. These people—and I mean that only technically—have a bestial, solipsistic existence in which they cannot fully grasp their actions can be observed, interpreted, and responded to.

Shit. - Pissing & Pooping -

i almost envy people with the big vocabularies because I was trending in that direction in my teens until I realized it's pretty pointless to know a bunch of words other people maybe should know but 99% don't

Can’t help but feel like it’s a bellwether that Kang isn’t preoccupied with how cringe the Libs are.

Anyways, my ride is here

that's enough of that

STARWARS/C3NEKKID.GIF

the transgenders they have this trick they like to play on you, where they hype up fallout new vegas, and they tell you it's a good game, and then they convince you to try it, and when you find out it's not a good game, they laugh at you behind your back

please don't abandon me

JEAN VICQUEMARE - Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. (He grabs his stomach in mirthless laughter.) Tequila Sunset -- not Sunrise, because you're almost dead. So funny, Harry. Thank you for fucking me.

we huffing the internet gas with this one

YOU - RIGHT HERE ON THE SEA ICE?!

disco elysium is so cool, I wish the whirling-in-rags standoff was real

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - “I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either.” HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.”

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

I'll see your bet and raise you this Classical-Roman-Architecture McDonalds in Kristiansand NO.

[0002872] Dwarf child walking around with intestines outside of body -- disembowelment not fatal

WHY DID YOU JOIN THE SUBMARINE CORPS? Check One ☐ I’m a patriotic woman who loves defending my country ☐ I get payed almost as much as a real (male) sailor ☐ Wanted to see the world ☐ Submarine Enthusiast ☒ Ad where she climbs a ladder in that tiny skirt ☐ Last Resort ☐ Raised Within System ☐ Other