when the person u were thinking of when u reposted something reposts that thing from u

look at how powerful i am

very weird and bad video but the stories the stories they choose to highlight as being really big important moments in twitter's history are so out there it's kinda crazy and hilarious

Commission for @ventdeiji.bsky.social ~

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shadow

Public bathroom Yuri incident

is there gonna be any good public domain spawn camping this season

if anyone knows where that screenshot is from pls tell me. but yeah, crabs.

mom found the yaoi

the demon of babylon disguises itself in the cloak of the righteous

famed bluesky elder "corndad.wtf" has allowed his domain to expire

“why do i need to learn X when im studying Y” why do you have a fundamental incuriosity of the world and believe that knowing less about it will help you

oomfs on opposite ends of the social graph are all gathering to call that person an idiot, this rocks

Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.

bluesky

heh

im making the development social-app (witchsky) fork i use to test out red dwarf server public. it uses the red dwarf appview by default so you can browse anonymously without logging in if youd prefer. new.reddwarf.app

dunno if this is still a hot take or not but the people who made The Town With No Name were misunderstood comedic geniuses

Really loving the replies on that “Gen Z likes old tech” story along the lines of “Windows 98 was the peak of Windows”. It bluescreened so often there was a way to make Windows try to keep hobbling along post-BSOD. Win98 wasn’t great! Your nostalgia is lying to you!

Suddenly, your eyes jolt open. It is 1978, and you are on the verge of giving up any claim you have over the company to your ex-husband, Larry Ellison. This vision of the future cannot come to pass. Oracle must burn.

I had a really good idea for a christmas gift but it will take an extreme amount of effort to deliver on god help me

Every generation has liked ~retro~ tech for a thousand years. And the reason is always the same, it's because it's neat.

gay elf

A follow up to the @tarannum44.bsky.social / @webscidl.bsky.social study on Twitter UI generations. This time, it's about acct pages, not just individual tweets. ws-dl.blogspot.com/2025/12/2025...

if i wanted to make jesus bread (bread that descends into hell (the fridge) and on the third day rises again (is taken out of the fridge to rise)) what recipe would work the best

if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU I'LL HELP YOU PACK

girls my wife is kaiji-pilling me

I love the little factoid that you could (ARGUABLY) trace both the warner bros-discovery merger and the elon twitter purchase back to the same activist investor who probably hasn't thought about either company since then

“But, uh, General…Donkey Kong just gaaaaaaaave us SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL. ON DECEMBER. THIRD.”

her name is rifle

people doing discourse > people who feel the need to recoil in disgust and act above it all when they hear the word "discourse"

the IT guys, they came to me they told me we’re going to have to install windows 11 i said no, no i don’t think so. every computer in the white house will be running bloat free open source software and it will work perfectly. we have the best audio drivers in the world folks. crisp, reliable, smooth

been really into saying peanutbrained lately. it's too good

i wish i could reach inside you and find the small scared child that resides there so i could do weird surgery on it

i dont think enough people talk about how the tex avery unit at wb created the youtube poop in 1938

i think santa passed away this year

@ashleyslashley.roxpost.ing COWARD

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

untitled painting

reposting thing i strongly agree with and you should keep in mind when engaging with anything i make (or not. kind of the point also)

gained a sudden appreciation for life

maybe by the ink spots is such a perfect song to send to a parental figure who desperately wants you in their life but who you're probably never gonna talk to again

This (American) Thanksgiving, @tronknotts.bsky.social is giving thanks for the life and career of Rebecca "Burger Becky" Heineman, who we tragically lost this month. maxutmost.com/lets-give-th...