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Video game articles and reviews for the boring-adverse.
It's time to explode some watermelons in our review of John Woo Presents Stranglehold. Or just Stranglehold, as its friends call it.
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Review ā Stranglehold
Ever watched Hard Boiled? I havenāt. But while Stranglehold is billed as something of a sequel to that movie, Iām not sure knowledge of its plot is really necessary. Regardless, we all ā¦
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Are aliens using standardized testing to build disinformation super-weapons? I'm not sure. Maybe Butter Side Down will tell us.
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Review ā Butter Side Down
Do you love operating systems? You bet, you do! Do you enjoy using operating systems while working for a soul-sucking corporation? You bet, you do! I donāt remember what point I was trying toā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-butter-side-down/
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Also on Maximum Utmost,
@adzuken.bsky.social
has a review of Easy Delivery Co., another game this year that recognizes the majesty of the Kei Truck.
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Review ā Easy Delivery Co.
I love snow. Not a huge fan of winter because it gets really dark really early, but thatās the tradeoff for snow. I love how snow hides things. Heavy snow hides the horizon. Fresh fallen snow hidesā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-easy-delivery-co/
6 days ago
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Another in a niche of "war games that probably aren't what you expect," 2002's Seek and Destroy is an awkwardly disguised games about talking toy tanks fighting on land, air, and sea.
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Review ā Seek and Destroy (PS2)
Conspiracy Entertainmentās spree of localization of the Choro-Q series is bizarre. Choro-Q is a brand of toy car. In North America, they were sold as Penny Racers, but I honestly donāt remember eveā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-seek-and-destroy-ps2/
6 days ago
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We are now on Instagram and Tiktok, oh god.
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Get out the good silverware, it's time to invite some guests in! No, I'm not a Human depicts a nightmare for introverts. Check out our review!
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Review ā No, Iām not a Human
People arenāt my favourite people. Every person brings unnecessary complications into my life, and Iām too empathetic to just focus on myself. So, Iām not the most social person, and neither is theā¦
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9 days ago
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14 days ago
We learn about
@tronknotts.bsky.social
's obsession with Sir Mix-a-Lot,
@adzuken.bsky.social
brings us the American Gladiators game on NES, and
@douibyorthst.bsky.social
talks with
@kenjisalk.bsky.social
about how Borderlands shaped his life, just in time for Borderlands 4!
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@adzuken.bsky.social
has a review today for Normality, a perfectly normal game starring the voice work of Corey Feldman, a perfectly normal guy. This time with the link!
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Review ā Normality
If Realms of the Haunting did one great thing, itās that it led me to Normality, another first-person adventure from 1996. Only this one has less shooting and more Corey Feldman, if you want ā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-normality/
20 days ago
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It's a new episode of Currently Playing, hosted by
@douibyorthst.bsky.social
where he is talking about the Warriors on PS2 with guest Beith. It's the missing link game between GTA and Bully!
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The Warriors w/ Beith ā Currently Playing 14
Currently Playing is a show where Daniel talks to friends about games theyāre playing at the moment. Every month a new guest is on to talk about what they like and maybe donāt like about a game theā¦
https://maxutmost.com/the-warriors-w-beith-currently-playing-14/
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Get ready to become real acquainted with your right arm in Caput Mortum! A game that I wish involved more high-fives.
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Review ā Caput Mortum
Caput Mortum is a shortform horror adventure title. In it, you descend into a towerās basement, mingle with homunculi, and solve lots of puzzles. Also, you have one arm, and youāre goinā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-caput-mortum/
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Bet you weren't expecting to read an article about an easily overlooked N64 game's snow. Well, maybe you should, because it's pretty cool!
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Letās take a moment to appreciate the snow in Monster Truck Madness 64
No, hear me out. Snow doesnāt get the representation it deserves in video games. Even today, most games donāt simulate it very well. But back in 1999, Monster Truck Madness had a very uā¦
https://maxutmost.com/lets-take-a-moment-to-appreciate-the-snow-in-monster-truck-madness-64/
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If you couldn't get enough of Crazy Frog in the recent Maximum Utcast, then you can layer this fresh review on top, like a big, annoying lasagna.
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Review ā Crazy Frog: Arcade Racer (PS2)
Iām sorry if I just reminded you that Crazy Frog exists. If youāre not aware, it was an explosive fad in the ā00s centred around an annoying thing with his dick out. Crazy Frog Arā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-crazy-frog-arcade-racer-ps2/
29 days ago
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29 days ago
New
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podcast from
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! All the best animal-people from videogames are here! Mina, Snake, DK, you name it! GET IN THE CAGE YOU FREAK! Anchor:
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Spotify ā Web Player
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New episode of
@tronknotts.bsky.social
talking to his son! They saw the Kirby Air Riders direct and the trailers from Gamescom, but more importantly, they saw a cat.
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Talking to My Boy About Videogames - 13 - Bubsy is the New B Word
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We're doing some DOS-delving today with a review of Realms of the Haunting. It's a game that is great until it isn't.
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Review ā Realms of the Haunting
Time to do some DOS delving. Realms of the Haunting is an awkwardly named 1996 title by Gremlin. The best way I can explain it is: itās awesome until it isnāt.
https://maxutmost.com/review-realms-of-the-haunting/
about 1 month ago
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Oh, jazz! We've got a review by
@cjisbadatlife.bsky.social
of Tiny Bookshop, which combines his love of books and video games. It's a great read about reading!
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Review ā Tiny Bookshop
Christopher Morley was already a known quantity in the literary world when his debut novel, Parnassus on Wheels, was published in 1917. A poet, a journalist, an editor; he had an affinity for the wā¦
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We've got a review of Naval Ops: Warship Gunner for PS2 which, if you're judging by the name, you probably have an idea of what it's about, but it's probably way weirder than you were expecting.
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Review ā Naval Ops: Warship Gunner
A few years ago, I reviewed Waves of Steel, which is an interesting little naval combat game that gets kind of weird. Totally recommend it. But when that review went up, a community member told me ā¦
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about 1 month ago
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It's the latest episode of the Spin-Off Doctors Spin-Off! We're talking Star Trek in this episode that's about video games, but actually it's about addiction, but ACTUALLY, it's about sex. Check out Riker's orgasm face.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: āThe Gameā ā The Spin-Off Doctors Spin-Off
This post is a part of the Spin-Off Doctors Spin-Off series. Weāre setting our phasers tae malky on the 2nd of two episodes where we dive into Star* media that have episodes entitled āTā¦
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@tronknotts.bsky.social
has graced us with a weird one this fine Friday. He's here to talk about giant burgers and their place in the wild world of video game levels.
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The giant hamburger in Donkey Kong Bananza is a beautiful, disgusting triumph
There is a lot of untapped potential when it comes to giant burgers. Donkey Kong Bananza seems to be the first game since BurgerTime to really understand the appeal of massive mountains of meat, brā¦
https://maxutmost.com/the-giant-hamburger-in-donkey-kong-bananza-is-a-beautiful-disgusting-triumph/
about 1 month ago
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As mentioned on the Maximum Utcast,
@adzuken.bsky.social
has a review of Mashina now ready for your eyeballs.
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Review ā Mashina
Iām not sure if I even got what Judero is actually about, but I can really dig its vibes. So, Iām probably on board for whatever gets put out by Jack King-Spooner and Talha Kaya. The things they maā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-mashina/
about 1 month ago
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It's a new Maximum Utcast! This episode,
@adzuken.bsky.social
and
@tronknotts.bsky.social
are talking wrestling in the form of Hulk Hogan & his game Thunder in Paradise Interactive. Later,
@sarahcarapace.bsky.social
chats about making WWE 2K19 a sapphic experience!
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Maximum Utcast - 02 - Slamming Summer with the Sapphic Gals and Hollywood Hogan
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Check it out!
@p-dude.bsky.social
is back with a review of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33!
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Review ā Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Hereās a fun fact: my favorite number is 33. Growing up a New York Knicks fan named Patrick, I naturally gravitated towards being a major Patrick Ewing fan. What number did he wear? 33 of course! Eā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-clair-obscur-expedition-33/
about 2 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
steered the world (and also ships) through (and also into) literal (and sometimes figurative) minefields in this review of Static Dread: The Lighthouse.
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Review ā Static Dread: The Lighthouse
Looking for a new job? Have you considered lighthouse keeper at the edge of the apocalypse. Static Dread takes you there, giving you the responsibility of safely navigating ships to safety and sinkā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-static-dread-the-lighthouse/
about 2 months ago
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Are city-building skills backwards compatible? Find out in
@adzuken.bsky.social
's review of SimCity 2000.
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Review ā SimCity 2000
SimCity is, essentially, the progenitor of the city-building genre. However, arguably, itās SimCity 2000 that was most influential in the long term. But is it worth going back to today? The aā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-simcity-2000/
about 2 months ago
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Fresh from replaying the first game,
@adzuken.bsky.social
follows up with a review of Deadly Premonition 2. What could go wrong?
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Review ā Deadly Premonition 2
The original Deadly Premonition really struck a chord with me. It really rustled my jimmies. One might say, it soaked my socks. Iāll admit, it tickled my toe-curler. I mentioned what a horrendous yā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-deadly-premonition-2/
about 2 months ago
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In addition, and touched on in the aforementioned podcast, we have
@tronknotts.bsky.social
with an article diving into Lollipop Chainsaw and the recent Steam/Itch storefront censorship.
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Nada Holdings fires blanks as real shots are taken at censoring games
I am so tempted to buy the rights to Lollipop Chainsaw. I mean, itās one video game intellectual property thatās only had one game in 15 years. What could it cost? Ten dollars? Or maybe itās free, ā¦
https://maxutmost.com/nada-holdings-fires-blanks-as-real-shots-are-taken-at-censoring-games/
about 2 months ago
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The first episode of Maximum Utcast is now live! Join
@adzuken.bsky.social
and
@tronknotts.bsky.social
as they kick the tires on the first steps of this maiden voyage.
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about 2 months ago
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Deadly Premonition may have had a part in the founding of Maximum Utmost and the writing of
@adzuken.bsky.social
, and now we have a review of it!
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Review ā Deadly Premonition
Around 2008, I got tired of the shallow coverage of the more prominent video game sites on the web. I asked a former roommate of mine what I should read and was pointed at Destructoid, which becameā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-deadly-premonition/
about 2 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
fires up her Typing of the Dead skills to type her way through some hacking puzzles in this review of S.P.L.I.T., the game about hacking and, uh...
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Review ā S.P.L.I.T.
Aw, gosh. If there was ever a game coded for me, itās S.P.L.I.T. Hacking, typing, and horror. The only thing that could make it better is if I could boot up Chipās Challenge on the in-game machine.ā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-s-p-l-i-t/
2 months ago
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There's always room for a new Genesis cartridge. It's our review of P-47II MD, the game that wasn't that now is. (It was cancelled, and now it's released. That's what I was trying to do there.)
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Review ā P-47II MD
Ooo. Forbidden shoot-āem-up. F-47II MD was cancelled back in the ā90s, but Retro-Bit and City Connection are making sure it sees the light of day exactly how it was intended: on Genesisā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-p-47ii-md/
2 months ago
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The second of today's review double-feature has newcomer
@timmonbleau.bsky.social
dive into a new entry into a truly bizarre and sprawling Namco continuity, Shadow Labyrinth. Buckle-up.
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Review: Shadow Labyrinth
I got into Shadow Labyrinth yearning to relive the age of relentlessly edgy reboots, and oh boy is that exactly what I got. Whoever decided there should be a Pac-Man game where the franchiseās mascā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-shadow-labyrinth/
2 months ago
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We've got a double-feature of reviews this morning. In the first,
@adzuken.bsky.social
looks at The Drifter. A poink that stars a protagonist who maybe can't hold his breath for 10 minutes.
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Review ā The Drifter
One of the philosophies that made LucasArtsā SCUMM point-and-click adventure games (Maniac Mansion, The Secret of Monkey Island) so dominant in the ā90s was their exorcism of the adventure game traā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-the-drifter/
2 months ago
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That's right! Maximum Utcast - the official podcast of Maximum Utmost - is bearing down like a natural disaster. Stay tuned!
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2 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
assumedly used the skills learned in The Typing of the Dead to write this review.
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Review ā The Typing of the Dead
Do your finger exercised, elevate your wrists, put your feet flat on the ground, and get read to type at some zombies. Typing of the Dead takes the zombie-killing gameplay of House of the Dead 2 anā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-the-typing-of-the-dead/
3 months ago
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It's three reviews in one as
@adzuken.bsky.social
checks out Irem Collection Volume 3. Guess which one she didn't like!
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Review ā Irem Collection Volume 3
Itās a good time for arcade collections! I lied, it isnāt. PS2 was where it was at when arcade collections would have, like, 30 titles on them, and you could always find them in the barā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-irem-collection-volume-3/
3 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
coming at you with that sweet, sweet peer pressure. Here's why you should make time to play bad games.
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Yes, you should play bad games
Budgeting your time and money so you can fit in as many āgoodā games as possible before you die is boring. There are so many ways that you can enhance your understanding and appreciatioā¦
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3 months ago
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Let's go back to the early days of the N64, when the console showed so much promise with Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire! The start of the platform's terrific run of Star Wars titles.
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Review ā Shadows of the Empire
It smells like early N64 in here. I must be Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire. What a match! A brand new hyped up console getting hyped up by a game made to hype up a latent movie franchise. But, yoā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-shadows-of-the-empire/
3 months ago
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We've got a review of the brand new System Shock 2, sequel to 2023's System Shock. Yep.
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Review ā System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster
I never played System Shock 2. Iāve thought about it. Some people that I respect really dig it. However, some people that I respect dig the spiritual successor, Bioshock, and I donāt really care foā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-system-shock-2-25th-anniversary-remaster/
3 months ago
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It's
@tronknotts.bsky.social
! Today, he's talking about a recent encounter with Swery (Deadly Premonition, The Missing, D4) and bread! They talked about uncomfortable things, so thank goodness for bread!
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Old wounds and making sense of Swery
āI donāt believe that the sheep youāre talking about was named after you.ā That isnāt a direct quote. Itās something I remember the interpreter for Hidetaka āSweryā Suehiro (Deadly Premonition, Darā¦
https://maxutmost.com/old-wounds-and-making-sense-of-swery/
3 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
takes us back to the weird world of '90s multimedia games in this review of The Museum of Anything Goes. The moniker is accurate.
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Review ā The Museum of Anything Goes
Iām not sure if I can adequately prepare you for how bizarre The Museum of Anything Goes is. Let me first take you back to 1995. While the operating system was superseded that year, the important tā¦
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3 months ago
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We're returning to the world of fine art with this review of A Procession to Calvary, which is not, in fact, A Progression to Cavalry. Different subjects, I presume.
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Review ā The Procession to Calvary
While Four Last Things centred around sin and the joy of sinning and how great sins are, The Procession to Calvary zooms in a bit closer to focus in on a subset of wrath: murder. My favourite thingā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-the-procession-to-calvary/
3 months ago
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We've got a hot new demo dive. This time we're looking at a game about wanting to be alone, but having to entertain guests. Truly horrifying.
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Preview ā No, Iām Not a Human
The whole āuncanny valleyā horror antagonist is so pervasive that I nearly dismissed No, Iām Not a Human based on its Steam capsule art. Misproportioned limbs, stretched out visages; that sort of tā¦
https://maxutmost.com/preview-no-im-not-a-human/
3 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
has finally pushed through another of the Build Engine's finest. Read about it in our review of Blood.
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Review ā Blood: Fresh Supply
I love Ken Silvermanās Build Engine. I toyed around with it when I was a kid, and I recall a period in early adulthood where I dove into its inner workings, as well as Silvermanās other projects. Iā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-blood-fresh-supply/
4 months ago
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Wow! It's a hardware review. That's new for Maximum Utmost. This time,
@adzuken.bsky.social
looks at 8BitDo's Retro R8 Mouse.
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Hardware Review ā 8BitDo Retro R8 Mouse
I love 8BitDoās stuff. I own a lot of stuff from them. From retro wireless controller adapters to actual wireless retro controllers, youāll find a lot of them around my apartment. In particular, myā¦
https://maxutmost.com/hardware-review-8bitdo-retro-r8-mouse/
4 months ago
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Take to the... grounds with Ground of Aces. Check out our preview of this WW2 airfield management game.
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Preview ā Ground of Aces
The cancellation (or āindefinite hiatusā) of Jumplight Odyssey absolutely bites. League of Geeks folding is a huge loss, but Jumplight Odyssey was aiming to fill a massive hole that I donāt think aā¦
https://maxutmost.com/preview-ground-of-aces/
4 months ago
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Props to whoever mows the forest in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered. Here's a review.
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Review ā The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered
When The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion launched in 2006, it was a big deal. The new console generation had just been ushered in by the Xbox 360, and the promised new experiences that the hardware enabā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-the-elder-scrolls-iv-oblivion-remastered/
4 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
talks a lot about charging a phone in this preview of upcoming poink adventure, The Drifter.
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Preview ā The Drifter
For a genre that supposedly died in the ā90s, the point-and-click adventure genre is pretty lively. Even adjacent adventure formulas have been getting a lot of love. Itās to the point where thereāsā¦
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4 months ago
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@adzuken.bsky.social
shows off that she's a master of sin in this review of Four Last Things. Pride is also a sin.
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Review ā Four Last Things
Iām more of a modern art appreciator. People being good at, like, depicting nature and stuff is cool and all, but itās the weird stuff that speaks to my soul. Iām sorry if you thought I was sophistā¦
https://maxutmost.com/review-four-last-things/
4 months ago
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Or, if you'd prefer, here is the less abridged (and much longer) version of the
@cosmoddd.bsky.social
interview.
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Interview ā The unabridged Cosmo D discussion
I did a professional-like summary of my interview with Cosmo D. Real professional, like something youād read in Time Magazine. Not that I read Time Magazine, so I actually have no idea what their iā¦
https://maxutmost.com/interview-the-unabridged-cosmo-d-discussion/
4 months ago
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