I'll let you in on a secret. I only played this one to prepare myself for Medal of Honor: Underground. #blutoid

And now I'm going to have "Goonies R Good Enough" stuck in my head all day. #blutoid

For the next week, you can get the award-suggested Happy's Humble Burger Farm on Steam for free. I suggest you pick it up, because it's one of those games I breathlessly recommend. store.steampowered.com/app/1433340/...

Guess who finally landed a day job. Me! It's me. I landed a day job. #blutoid

I haven't so much been struggling to write reviews recently, but rather, to just get them posted. But here's one! Maybe that hang-up resolved itself. #blutoid

I wasn't big on MOLE, but it's worth noting it launches at $12.99, which means it's not terribly expensive to find out how wrong I am. #blutoid

Went to the library to get me some Dick. #blutoid

I like Space Gun. #blutoid

Hmm... It's like I had a certain aesthetic in mind when I did the site's branding. #blutoid

@p-dude.bsky.social took a look at Astronook with his son to provide this review. There was some potential disagreement on the final score. maxutmost.com/review-astro...

It will be weeks before I get the soundtrack out of my head. #blutoid

I don't have a Switch 2, so this is as close as I'm getting for a while. #blutoid

Also, some book recommendations that I need to make note of. #blutoid

I like Fox's new abundant neck floof, but Nintendo is doing nothing to disprove the belief that they will never top Star Fox 64. If anything, they're just reinforcing it. #blutoid

I also asked about the Jaguar, and even the Atari XEGS came up in conversation. #blutoid

Endangering the public has never been so much fun. #blutoid

I wish I had a dog who gets excited for walks. Zero throws himself on his toys and pretends he's too busy to go out. Sometimes he demands belly rubs before he'll get up and let me put his harness on. It's like he thinks he's doing me a favour and needs something in return. #blutoid

If someone gets turned into a dinosaur, I still have no idea why they'd want to be turned back. #blutoid

So, no one was going to tell me there was a Septentrion (SOS) sequel on PS1? Rude. #blutoid www.mobygames.com/game/118075/...

Been playing the fan translation of the Sega Saturn version of Baroque because it's worth remembering that rogue-likes with cryptic, depressing stories are nothing new. #blutoid

Just incredible. I read the first issue, and then decided to skip ahead to see how weird it gets. Like, 15 issues in, it's strange but still obviously Resident Evil 2. Somewhere around the 50th issue, a shark-toothed Leon wears a cape and fights other shark-toothed tentacle people. #blutoid

Who's ready to do some lines? #blutoid

Needed to get away from the computer, so I decided on Ghouls 'n' Ghosts on Genesis. Couldn't get into it, so I nearly quit in the second level, but my dog really liked watching it for some reason. Anyway, I went through twice to get the real ending on Professional difficulty... #blutoid

It's fun to think about what a bright spot this game was for me in 2024, while I was otherwise completely numb, running on autopilot, navigating a number of catastrophic life events. I survived, but unrelated to that, you should play Anthology of the Killer. #blutoid

Damn, boy... Lemme see that Unching pose. #blutoid

Alright, here's one from me with a bit more variety. #blutoid

Kitties. #blutoid

Dosukoi! #blutoid

There's a demo up of the game I did writing for up. It's cool to hear lines I wrote in a game. I don't recall most of the lines I wrote because they're in the characters' voice, but I recognize at least two of my lines from the demo characters. #blutoid

I open a sealed Genesis game, Holmes makes me rate his bod, and I somehow mix up Tecmo and Technos in this episode. It's wack. #blutoid

I'm difficult to get along with because whenever someone mentions making a cake, I break into the Cheap Cheap rap from Parappa. #blutoid youtu.be/hDvt85lzpUc?...

I'm difficult to get along with because sometimes instead of saying "piece of shit," I intentionally say "pizza shit." #blutoid

Maaannn... #blutoid

Those old ladies should've stayed out of the way of justice. #blutoid

Someone needs to help Tim out, since he's not just a great writer, but also a fantastic guy to work with.

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Replaced the belt in my Famicom Twin. I'm glad I only have to do that about every ten years or so, because recalibrating the Disk System is a pain. I obviously did a better job this time, since it now reads a disk it couldn't before. #blutoid

I thought this game shut down years ago. It was godawful. I used to misery-play it early in the morning. I reviewed it in 2020 saying I never felt any of my time playing Elder Scrolls games was wasted until I played this one. maxutmost.com/review-elder...

You'll find me in the Adult section giggling at all the titles. #blutoid

Ah, yes. My carefully crafted D&D character, creatively named Barb Arian. #blutoid

I miss reading video game box blurbs for two hours waiting for my mom to pick out a movie at Blockbuster. #blutoid

Gotta grab the flying cows by the nipples. #blutoid

I built a deck, and then I built a deck, and then I built a deck, and then I built a deck, and then I built a deck. #blutoid

Sorry. I don't make beaver puns with the same ferocity that I swing dick jokes around with. #blutoid

The sea still calls to me. #blutoid

I uttered the phrase "Livin' Lasagna Loca" and now I feel nothing but shame. #blutoid

I knew it! #blutoid