I knew it! #blutoid

Wound up on the Japanese version, but whatever. Here are the nine games that shaped me into such a downer. #blutoid

This was a weird trip, for sure. #blutoid

And this is why I was playing The Goonies 2. #blutoid

This was apparently a "play The Goonies 2 from start to finish" kind of night. #blutoid

Oh, hey. A game I did some writing for is coming out in a few months. #blutoid

My skill is legendary. #blutoid

I miss having CJ as my editor. When I was starting out at Dtoid, he always had great advice on how to put the polish on my articles. Happy to have him at Maximum Utmost. #blutoid

I would find it really difficult to write a story with a threatening AI antagonist when the current marketed product that is labelled AI is so ineffective and dorky. #blutoid

The water is out in my building for some reason, so I wrote this with unwashed hands. You're welcome. #blutoid

Now, if they'd bring it to North America... #blutoid

I never knew that Red Riding Hood commanded an army. #blutoid

If you want to read the illustrated story of how hard puberty hit me, then, boy, have I got a comic for you. #blutoid

Gradually, I'll make it so you never have to go back to the other site. #blutoid

This involves an anomalous amount of hot moms. One. #blutoid

My neighbour started telling me that they believe the incoming winter storm in Texas is manmade using weather control. That's DEFCON 2 for my social anxiety, because I then had to concentrate on not making a face that expresses that I feel captive to their tedious claptrappery.

Okay, I'm done looking back at 2025. Let us never speak of it again. #blutoid

We survived another year. #blutoid

I really need to get back to Cabernet... #blutoid

Ugh. What a year... #blutoid

Apparently, I need to write an article on good characters and their importance in video game narratives. #blutoid

I can't believe I didn't give it to Hirofumi Taniguchi. This was my big chance! #blutoid

Well, it's at least been a great year at Maximum Utmost. #blutoid

I'd like to congratulate 2025 for absolutely demolishing 2019's record for worst year of my life. It was a challenge, but the constant, unshakeable dread really helped the year get ahead. It wasn't quite able to kill me, but maybe 2026 will have better luck. #blutoid

@ryanmiller70.bsky.social asked if I reviewed GBA games. I don't think this was quite what they were hoping for. #blutoid

Finally got around to watching Clone High Season 3. I'm now shocked to be bummed that it wasn't renewed again. #blutoid

My white whale has been harpooned. #blutoid

I spent an intense amount of time in Tamriel this year. #blutoid

Harebrained's new game certainly went from zero to weird since the first trailer. #blutoid youtu.be/hit9EJtCbgI?...

This reminds me, I still haven't finished watching through my Buster Keaton collection. #blutoid

I've become really good at chucking TNT. #blutoid

Includes a bonus picture of Zero (my dog). #blutoid

Reach for it. #blutoid

While doing research, I found a games media site that is 100% AI. The articles are ChatGPT spit, completely unedited. But the most bizarre part is the header images are AI-Generated. They don't use screenshots or PR hero shots, they just generate something, which results in Ootlaws Remastered.

Turns out it did! #blutoid

It's funny how big Duke was as a character. Those were simpler times. #blutoid

I made the mistake of looking something up on Steam Discussions, and now I have the brain pain. #blutoid

This is why dogs are better. They don't oppress the masses. #blutoid

I think I saw a trailer of one of the movies once... #Blutoid

Reminded today that "auto-battler" isn't another term for Twisted Metal-style vehicular combat and was disappointed. #blutoid

I'm going to miss picking out these header images. #blutoid