I have four grandfathers to choose from (thank you divorce) so I’ll go with the one that sounds the most old timey: Cornelius Rat Trap #blutoid

Oh come on

Two people don’t get together.

Was texting with a friend, telling them I'm watching Jurassic Park in honor of Sam Neill. My phone corrected it to Samantha Neill, and this stupid thing came to mind.

Every once in a while, I grab this book off my shelf and lovingly flip through its pages, thinking back to the first time I played the game. Wind Waker isn’t my favorite Zelda but it was my favorite Zelda experience. GameCube really was the tops for me. #Blutoid

Watching the #SGDQ2026 Wand of Gamelon run has me thinking the folks at Lizardcube could probably remake the hell out of those CD-I Zelda games.

IRL meme

It’s spiritually refreshing to go from a series of awful manosphere videos that somehow fill my Instagram feed to the Ed, Edd, and Eddy speedrun at #SGDC2026 to see a trio of guys having fun, broin’ out, and just being awesome being their authentic selves.

#nw #filmsky

No rhyme or reason to this week’s batch. #LastFourWatched

Love libraries

If I had any sort of nostalgic attachment to Pokemon I’d preorder this in a heartbeat. www.lego.com/en-us/produc... #blutoid

People kept telling me I needed to decorate the wall outside my cubicle. So I finally did.

I hope you're ready for stale air, because @adzuken.bsky.social has explored the depth of King's Field (1994) for this review of King's Field (1994). maxutmost.com/review-kings...

If I got one of these wrong, let me know. #blutoid

We’re a long ways from this. #blutoid

Guy has his TikTok at full blast on the bus and from what I’m hearing, his algorithm is cooked. Just video after video of AI voices saying shit like, “If a man loves you, he will always thank you when you cheat on him.” #blutoid

What the hell is this game? (Yes I’m playing very slow.) #blutoid

Why can’t edibles work like this on me?!

They may not have all been great, but at least they were all fun to watch. #lastfourwatched

Watching the new #InfoWars and I’m curious how long Tim Heidecker can go before he destroys his voice, Julie Kavner-style.

What the box shows vs what a single serving looks like. The bowl on that packaging is like 7 servings.

Not really worried about an AI uprising if I’ve been an Amazon customer for more than 20 years and it still recommends shit like this.

Sure. Why not? It can’t be any worse than the first film, right?

I could do without Deadpool, but overall I think this game has a great cast. #blutoid youtu.be/JjpJ2xwUagM

@zalno.net rechecked his G-Diffuser system for this review of Star Fox (2026). Is the latest version of the perennial N64 title worth another trip through the Lylat system? maxutmost.com/review-star-...

Took way too long but I finally set up my record player. The painting on top is my first piece of acquired art that I still need to hang.

Honestly the only GTA I’ll ever need. Now I just need a good controller for my phone. #Blutoid

My old workplace updated the logo for its signature app and it’s giving “I gave up after the third attempt at getting AI to give me what I asked for.”

Not a bad week overall. Really happy to have a classic like Seconds under my belt. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

I’m fascinated with how my brain processes the $80 game. Realistically it’s just $20 on top of the last-gen $60 price. I drop $20 all the time. That’s 1 meal at Taco Bell. I can do that several times a week. But put that $20 on top of a $60 game, and it’s suddenly Sophie’s Choice over here. #blutoid

I don’t know which is my favorite part of this atrocity of an Instagram ad: -The hard-B on plumbing -The fact that it sprays shit -The wrong USB cord -The toilet seat at the end that is both up and down Just an all around outstanding effort.

Please don’t hurt my supplier of Story of Seasons games. thisweekinvideogames.com/news/tencent...

Y’all…it’s really good. #Leviticus

Tonight’s feature

Took this Nintendo survey that had a lot of questions about physical games. Basically told them I like my games like I like my Olivia Newton-John #1 singles from the ‘80s. #blutoid

It’s back, though I’m not sure if the dead parts of the leaves can be rescue.

Sounds like a great thing to get in 2030 when I’m finally all caught up in my Nintendo backlog. #blutoid

I wonder what the GameStop trade-in value would be for these… #blutoid

And this is why I stick with LEGO plants. Two weeks with me and this is what they look like.

Publisher: You get that cover art of Elle Woods for the Legally Blonde Collection Blu Ray? Graphic Designer: Sure did boss, real fuckin menacing just like you asked. Publisher: what

Now watching.

The only other way this comic could be more tailor made for me is if it somehow included the girls from Sex and the City.

BREAKING: Several Xbox studios, including Compulsion, Ninja Theory and Double Fine, are negotiating with Xbox as they try to avoid closure. Some or all could spin off. Lots still in flux as many studios remain unsure about what's happening. Here's the latest: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Happy #Pride y’all