We have the workplace “Thanksgiving” potluck next week and I’m tryna decide if I wanna be rude either with spices or sweets. I’ve got time.

I finally finished Dispatch. My heart.

Mortal Kombat is to Street Fighter what Sonic is to Mario

With every passing day it becomes more likely that if this president doesn’t live out this term, the conspiracy industry will be working overtime for 30 years. And if he does, 20 years.

This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women

Got some new movies for my overstuffed shelf! It’s two great tastes that taste great together!

God damn this is sick.

@indiescent.blacksky.app Can you come cover the last 3 hours of my shift?

That eulogy gonna be crazy

I had to check this guy’s license at work and his name was Larry Moe Kerley. Brutal. Devastatingly calamitous.

This fuckin guy. Stick to the ocean ya jabroni

It’s time to kick nerd ass

Dude, I feel like a mess today. I’m so tired and my body is so sore and my mood and nerves are very tender.

Old bay

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

The reason I know this is all for greed is because when there’s technology and techniques people want and ask for, beg for, you might get a few outlying companies that embrace it But when it’s a technology that gives you an excuse to quickly burn your payroll, the adoption rate couldn’t be faster

hey Philly, please get your coffee at Wawa or Dunkin'.

SONIC ADVENTURE

I got my afro shaped up on Saturday and it’s already wildin out again. The rate at which my hair grows, I could make a lucky hairdresser very rich if I had the walkin around money.

It was the MTV of coins, great for a bit, useless most of its run...

Sick.

If I’m gonna keep waking up early, maybe I’ll start eating breakfast. As much as I hate the breakfast lobby and their breakfast propaganda, I guess it would give me something to do.

three songs into the industrial playlist

I think I could outlast being hunted by Vin Diesel in a dangerous game of cat and mouse.

new wu tang member just dropped

Are they gonna announce Portal 3

What is going on in this family

i still love how it's implied france exists in the zelda canon by there being a mane style called ''french-braided mane'' in totk

@volty.bsky.social What’s your favorite Lord of the Rings movie?

There is no person or institution that is more “Imma play in your face and you’re gonna take it” than the White House

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

I’m waiting on two packages: One from Memphis and one from Queens. And while I know the one from Queens is technically coming from further away, I’m still mad at how much further the ETA is.

Oh wait, this movie is that movie? I vaguely remember that movie. I think it was out for like 15 seconds and then the whole late 00s internet spoiled it. I remember this kinda. Maybe I’ll watch it now.

I hit a high when he stomped that lizard and it didn’t go down until I was well out of the theater

Mad Max: Fury Road is one of those movies where you just look at it and you’re like Fuck… …it’s only downhill from this

Elden Ring Nightreign getting nun that bonks.

this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card

Whenever I hear people talk about or try to explain Harry Potter lore I feel like I’m witnessing a human brain being microwaved inside a living person

here's how to reboot Bond: ext. day -- man steps out of fancy car in front of hotel Valet: shall I park this for you, Mr...? Bond: Skywalker. Luke Skywalker. THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S STAR WARS NOW. AND IT HAS THE STUFF I LIKE AND NONE OF THE STUFF I DON'T.

PlayStation’s 27” Gaming Monitor details -QHD IPS Display (2560 x 1440) -HDR -VRR up to 120 Hz (PS5/PS5 Pro), 240 Hz (PC/Mac) -Built-in Charging Hook for DualSense -Two HDMI IN (2.1), one DisplayPort In (1.4) -2 USB Type_A, 1 USB-C ports -Stereo speaker & 3.5 mm audio output -Coming 2026

Art by Stephen Youll for Forbidden Knowledge by Stephen R. Donaldson (Bantam, 1992)

i loved those little 3D monitors, they were so fucking good

PlayStation Gaming Monitor revealed

Oh shit wait is that a new PlayStation monitor? God dammit that’s actually rad

The children love Spider-Man and his huge wads

Oh man, Marvel stuff.