yeah i got pms. pre-meeting shits

i am feasting listening to this episode

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

I've been hit by tech layoffs, which means I'm open for full-time marketing work in social media, content, events, and pretty much anything else you can think of. I've transferred my 12+ years of marketing skills across anime, games, TV, comics, and tech.. and I'm funny 😋.. TY for any shares/leads ❤️

thanks to rogue trader I get this joke!

reminder that Dracula was a contemporary novel, i.e. set in the year it was published, which was 1897 and Coca-Cola was first commercially bottled in 1886 you can 100% depict Harker, Van Helsing, Morris, Seward and Holmwood chugging at these motherfuckers while they go huntin

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

this is a tentoo respect zone

moratorium on all lollygagging

if you're in line to be raptured, STAY IN LINE. they legally have to let you be raptured!

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

wait! fuck! wednesday, i meant wednesday!

wearing my good janties tomorrow so that when i get raptured and all my clothes drop into a pile on the ground everyone knows i was a smokeshow

dudes rock

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

LIARS will tell you today's the only day you can listen to Earth, Wind & Fire's September, but it's not true. You can listen to this banger any time you want, nobody can stop you.

i got a haircut today and the lady doing it spent most of the time talking about how much she loves chris brown 🙃 🙃 🙃

baseball being on Apple TV is one of the worst things. everything about it is just “not baseball”

being sandwiched between two completely computer-illiterate generations is so disheartening lmao neither of them has any idea how computers or the internet or anything works and can't find a file's path, update a driver, what encryption is, etc

it was about a dozen variations on this image

all ill say about ian miles cheong is that pre gamergate he had a bunch of chuds attack me on twitter cause I didn’t like the Witcher 2 in a review I wrote for free on a tiny blog. he also owed me money at the same time for a piece on journey that he accepted at a different site. he’s such a loser

friendly reminder that tomorrow, september 18, is national CHEESEBURGER day. don't mix that up with may 28, national hamburger day. that's almost as embarrassing as confusing national hot dog day (july 16) and national chili dog day (last thursday in july). thank you for your attention in this m

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nice

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

anything can be breakfast if you chew it with your mouth

Only 9 hours left in the work day, no point in starting something new

jay leno looks like the kind of guy where if his obituary said he went out “in a cheese-related incident” you’d go “yeah that tracks”

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

belatedly realizing this whole kirk performative retribution is a dry run for the next guy

gotta feel pretty helpless being a democratic congressman since you can't call your congressman to complain about the state of things, hopefully they find some solace in the congressional insider trading slack channel

it finally happened. my work is having a guest speaker come to do a "women and minorities, here's how ai will help you break through to the c-suite" talk

the internet tells me samus aran is 6' 3". i call bullshit. she's 6' 8" at least. i'm a tall samus truther

what is this strikezone? jeez

i'm sorry but the splash art of heinrix rogue trader just looks like kyle maclachlan in 40k cosplay

When you become a civil, sober politics knower like myself, you understand that by noticing a bad person is bad, you become even worse than them. And they become good

Someone make an edit of old episodes and whenever the other hosts ask him something it cuts to the empty chair

Patrick Bailey has the most outrageous ratio of great offensive moments to overall offensive line. Dude is Tim Lincecum in 99% of his at-bats and Barry Bonds when the game is on the line

Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome

patrick bailey let's goooooo!!!!

this whole site and definitely @jay.bsky.team is so cooked. lmao. charlie kirk is really the one you’re gunna fall all over for? him?

here let me try it again. Rest in piss diaper man Charlie Kirk

watching brazil convict its fascist former president

have a dirty chai. you definitely won’t regret having a nice dirty chai with non-dairy milk

Hell yeah crosscode devs! Let’s go

Dear Bluesky mods: point out a single inflammatory or incorrect statement in this post.

wow the yankees really did show solidarity with charlie kirk tonight

mine arent

my nephew calls any noodle-based dish that's in soup/broth "juicy noodles" and you know what he's right