There isn't any broccoli or beer in my house. There's coffee cake and vegan ice cream, though, so I'll have to suffer through the day with some of that.

Thanks, Reddit nerds, for showing me how to change the bad Firefox search toolbar back to the good Firefox search toolbar! 1. Go to "about:config" (without quotes) in the address bar. 2. Search for browser.search.widget.new 3. Set that nonsense to FALSE. 4. That's it! Yay!

"Nuremberg" is the sort of title that tells you everything you need to know. As much as I respect a story that uses the past to comment on the present, I felt no need to watch it. Well, for whatever reason, I gave it a shot, and yeah, it's what I expected. And it is outstanding. Highly recommended.

Less than a year ago, I was excited to see ~50 people gather somewhere in the Houston area. Today, there were hundreds of us at a No Kings protest within walking distance of my house. A minute after I took my place in the line, so many people had filled in behind me that I couldn't see the end.

I needed to save part of an image. Simple job. No need for good editing software, so I thought I'd toss it in Microsoft Paint, crop it, save it, and be done in seconds. Wow. I expected that Paint had been poisoned by Co-Pilot since I last used it, but I didn't expect CROPPING to be too much to ask.

WATCH THIS VIDEO OVER AND OVER,

Secret Mall Apartment is a fabulous surprise. An easy recommendation for anyone who loves art and despises capitalism.

I encountered the non-word "ridiculizing" yesterday, and I can't get it out of my head.

Shouldn't DLSS 5 training data be game specific? Can't you take all the impossible development assets—high-fidelity models, textures, lighting, etc. that have to be simplified in order to run on consumer-grade hardware—and render them on VFX supercomputers to maintain bespoke art direction?

As a writer, as a friend, as a human being, there is no overstating my love for Jenn Frank.

My search for the '90s doll that giggles and says, "I made a stinky!" led me to this YouTube collection of 50 Baby Alive commercials. I couldn't find the one that giggles, but I did learn that various models say, "Mommy, I made a stinky!" "Uh oh! I made a stinky!" and "Did I make a stinky?" Neat.

This song goes out to someone special.

The barista just wished me "happy holidays." You can say MAR10!!!!!!!!!

Last night I watched An Hour Behind, in which Daylight Saving Time magic causes an emotionally unstable cupcake baker to fall in love with one of the 7th Heaven kids. I don't have anything else to say about it. It's what you think. Just thought you should know that a time-change rom-com exists.

The phrase "boots on the ground" has been all over the news lately. These words mean killing. These words mean dying. These stupid words mean my stupid brain adding, "Lookin' like a fool with your boots on the ground!" every stupid time.

All bombing is terrorism.

"No, ma'am, Congress should not have been consulted on it because we have so many enemies on the Democrats' side that are very loyal to a lot of these Muslim states." - Rep. Tim Burchett, announcing the end of any pretext of American democracy

You can interfere in my crisis.

Freedom, justice, security, prosperity, superiority... It's absurdly easy to convince Americans that wars are good. We'll believe anything, justify anything, and scream at anyone who doesn't salute. So when bombing the Middle East isn't met with coast-to-coast cheers? Yeeeeah, that's unusual.

Congratulations, Hannah! It's a good day to be a Spencer.

Is there a doctor in the house? My movement specialist asked me to record a video of the spasms I have every single night and every single morning, which wasn't hard to do, since they happen every single night and every single morning. Can anyone help diagnose this?

Different song, but similar song.

"Trans rights" is a good slogan because it really is that simple. There's more to say, of course, but that core concept isn't negotiable. I have no room in my life for anyone who disagrees.

The United States does not have a conservative party and a liberal party. We have a regressive party and a reactionary party.

After decades of assuming they'd never get official re-releases, Nintendo Switch Online now offers Virtual Boy and Super Nintendo mouse games, which got me thinking about what else was tied to weird hardware. My friends owned Super Scopes, but they never had batteries, so I've never used one.

Dear Reddit, Please show me 500 different ways to say, "I'm voting for a white man because his opponent is a Black woman."

Worthy of those capital letters.

As someone who loves video games and hates A.I., everything about the new Xbox management is a tragedy. As a Spencer, all of the coverage is a gift.

When you HAVE a library card, Arthur.

Real, actual, official Pokémon 30th Anniversary art.

...and when she finally died from the treatable illness her insurance company wouldn't cover, she said to God, "I thought you were going to send help." And He said, "I did send help. When your GoFundMe received a praying hands emoji. When a chatbot offered to grow your followers. When TrumpRx..."

Gonna make an hour-long video where I talk about the puzzle game "Durr Mario" because I don't understand how abbreviations work.

If this America's Next Top Model documentary doesn't end with someone slapping handcuffs on Tyra, what are we even doing?

Who else owns the OIVO Switch VR Nose-Crusher? I am certain there is some simple solution—some apparatus I can D.I.Y. with household materials—that will allow me to wear this thing for more than 60 seconds without permanently damaging my face. All suggestions welcome. Nothing is too dumb!

‪Although we've seen massive turnout at No Kings rallies, I believe that if the U.S. passed an amendment that formally replaced the three branches of government with one, all-powerful monarch, the American people would be cool with it. We just don't like an ILLEGAL monarchy.

I want a new booty. One that one make me sick.

Hideki Sato's name is one I should have learned when he was alive; not on the announcement of his death.

Happy Saint Valentimes.

If you live near one of these concentration camps and you have access to a sledgehammer, I'm begging, start swinging it TONIGHT. This should not be allowed to last for another minute.

If you dig Myst-style adventure games—the kind where you explore environments for books, letters, pictures, and symbols that slowly nudge you toward puzzle solutions—be sure to snag Botany Manor while it's FREE. It's one of those, and it is highly enjoyable. Why have I never heard of this before?

The song's rather forgettable, and we'd already seen Kermit ride a bike in The Muppet Movie, but I defy you to find anything that's ever happened in front of a camera that's more impressive than this scene from The Great Muppet Caper.

Can someone explain why body cam footage makes police look bad every single time it's released? You'd think social media and the nightly news would be flooded with clips of those Good Cops we're always hearing about.

I was writing in Google Docs when it stopped, mid-word, and told me the connection had been lost. I thought it might've been a wifi problem on my end, but no, my connection was steady during the five minutes needed to reconnect. It's good that typed words are too much for computers now.

Winter, spring, summer, or fall, all you've got to do is call.

Unless I subconsciously remembered what was coming next in the series, I had no idea that a couple hours after I wrote this that, just hours later, I would read the Animorphs book where they go back in time and accidentally kill Hitler.

If I could visit any point in history, I'd pick 1888, the year Adolf Hitler was conceived. I just know that if someone started seeking donations that early, we would have had the strength to win key elections that would've limited his power after the mid-terms.

I like that the patent prevents anyone else going from down this supremely stupid road, but golly, we have not been bullying Sony enough.

Every Jurassic Park story makes the case that no one should ever make a Jurassic Park. However, these books and movies failed to consider that Jeffery Epstein would one day leave behind an island and millions of e-mails containing the names of people who should be fed to velociraptors.