He was no angel.

Oh, no! Angie, Jess, Dr. Winters... You can all do better than Hugh Morris!

My little sister has always contended that the guitar in this songs is saying, "Today is your birth! Day! Today is your birth! Day!" and I have always found it hard to disagree.

There is nothing funnier to me that human beings typing prayers—directly addressed to God, the Lord, Jesus, Father, etc.—into Nextdoor Dot Com. Is this common across all of Nextdoor and social media, or are they reaching out to Him here because His account is specifically tied to Katy, TX?

I always thought the reflex mallet was just a thing that existed as a classic comedy gag and an excuse for kids to whack each other with stick on the playground, but a doctor pounded on various parts of my body yesterday and found an abnormal response. It's a real, current medical test! Who knew?

We gotta go.

If you already own Lair of the Clockwork God, check out the two-game bundle, which you'll get for even cheaper than buying Earth Must Die on its own. If you don't already own Lair of the Clockwork God, check out the two-game bundle, and everything else developed by Size Five Games.

Anyone who failed to denounce ICE until the entire world witnessed multiple murders from multiple camera angles has sent a clear message: They're not opposed to cruelty. They're not opposed to fascism. They're not opposed to genocide. They're opposed to getting caught.

You know what kind of movie I've never seen? A Scientology romantic comedy.

Repeal the Second Amendment.

Unless you're busy marching through the streets, you can spare a minute to step outside and light a candle. If you're worried about the winter storm, light a really big candle. Our outrage should be visible from space.

A lot of people hate Sonic's slower, more methodical water levels, which is stupid. Even if they weren't fun to play, which they are, this music would carry me through.

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I don't often share clips of Donald Trump saying stupid things. That topic is well covered. You see and hear enough of this guy. This Hall-of-Fame twist on his "professional agitators" conspiracy seems to be getting lost in the shuffle of this week's outrageous quotes, though, and that won't do.

Today on Nextdoor, we have "DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announces over 10,000 illegal immigrant arrests in Minnesota" vs. "ChatGPT says that's unlikely." Also, a 2,000-word paragraph from someone who went outside and stared at a stranger, and then HE looked at HER! And said BAD WORDS!

You don't wear no perfume. That's why I want to spend my life with you.

We've been hearing for days that American troops are standing by for deployment into Minnesota and/or Greenland. It's obviously extremely weird that politicians might call for those attacks, but I keep picturing soldiers standing around like, "Well, if that's what they tell me to do..."

We're walkin' out, Sunshine!

Paul Abdul would seem like the coolest person in the world if not for American Idol and Brüno.

Am I so out of touch? No. It's the Europeans and Americans who are wrong.

Monkey business at 5:30 in the morning.

Oh, boy! @houstonchronicle.com gave the people of Nextdoor permission to share opinions on ICE, which means it's time for the latest edition of "Help! I'm Surrounded By Literal Nazis!"

"I actually have the Peace Prize for, uh, Person Who Ended the Most Wars. My mother is very proud of me."

People complained a lot about all the years without an Animal Crossing update or sequel. Personally, after playing every day for however long I stuck with it, I was ready to put the game down, and now it's been long enough that I'm excited to play again. It was a perfect break.

What was that movie where the good guys filled the streets with poisonous green gas?

Who is Ecco the Dolphin creator Ed Annunziata? Here he is in his own words, via LinkedIn:

Won't you pump this out your speakerboxxx?

These lyrics were not meant to be read like this, printed in Blue Sky's sensible, sans-serif white on dark blue. They were meant for a cutesy, curly, purple-on-pink script in an AIM away message.

Unbelievable music at an unbelievable price.

I've been living in the post-satire United States for so long that it took me FOUR DAYS to notice that the federal government has been saying Good had to die because Good was bad.

I love a clever protest sign. A witty pun, a biting image, or a specific grievance will always win my kudos. For yesterday's street-corner protest, though, I opted for simple, legible, and eye-catching. Passing drivers knew exactly what we were about, and they were overwhelmingly supportive.

Why is shooting drivers suddenly so controversial? I thought you liberals loved Ralph Nader? He's been calling for it since 1965! Just more hypocrisy from the radical left.

It takes shockingly few of us to band together and change the world for the better, which is precisely why fascists want us to feel isolated and helpless.

Immigrants are not dangerous. Tax-funded forces of armed, xenophobic racists, who are encouraged to harass and murder as they please, are dangerous. They're a problem we could eliminate overnight, for free. Instead, we keep giving them more money, weapons, and impunity. END. IT. NOW.

I can't tell you how disappointed I am to start another day and learn that ICE still exists, and that Donald Trump is still the president. No one's even filed articles of impeachment!

Me: Nothing could ever convince me to buy a Mario Tennis game. Nintendo:

"ICE murders someone," was already more than enough for me, but I keep learning new details that somehow make it worse. America has to change. Now. Today. Because somehow, it just keeps getting worse.

Are we murdering everyone who has access to a motor vehicle, or...?

"I can buy a pocketknife for my brother, but you can't buy Ireland for your grandfather."

I've been seeing this political ad at least once per night on network TV, and I love it! It's right on the verge of satire. A Democratic Socialist getting elected as mayor in one city = The complete Socialist takeover of an entire political party

I'm upset about last night's news. If someone wants to cause some property damage, maybe kidnap our vice president and steal his valuables, or even kill a few dozen people along the way, why would the police interfere? I thought that kind of thing was good and legal and normal?

A stupid mini-dream: Guy walks up to me with a deck of cards and asks if I'd like to do some magic. I ask him what kind of magic. "You want me to sign a pact with the devil?" He just smirks and continues. I say, "Hey! Whoa! What kind of cards are those!?" (1/2)

Pretend it's television. (@tedleo.bsky.social really nailed this one.)

I'm seeing lots of requests for Americans to call their representatives. Good! This is a global issue, though. No one wants conflict with the U.S., obviously, but if your nation is an ally? Pick up the phone, write an e-mail, march—anything! Demand that your leaders stop being complicit.

Anyway. I've been playing a lot of Pokémon Legends: Arceus. (That's the old one; not the new one.) Anyone want to trade some Pocket Men? I'm not super far yet, but I assume that's still the only way to evolve some of these guys and fill out the Pokédex.

Someone give this man a few more handfuls of aspirin. His blood is too thick.

So. I'm watching live news. Reporting statements from Trump and his administration is necessary and good...but only if you also report context. Like, are these statements true? And even if they are, are the actions legal? Ethical? What consequences are possible or likely? Don't spread propaganda!

I don't think it's acceptable to simply remove a national leader, but if that's how it's going to be, I can tell you who's at the top of my list.