Yesterday I bricked my phone for the first time. I loved it! This is the way

I miss the evil billionaires who'd try to buy their way into heaven by funding massive public libraries

This is the first season of #TheTraitors I have watched as it unfolds (instead of catching up later). British TV schedules still confound me. Can someone explain to me the damn schedule? 😂 It looks like it’s on for like three or four nights in a row, and then not for a night, something like that?

I’m 💀

is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?

Yesterday my (airline crew) sis was at the airport along with a Chinese born and a Turkish born colleague - all in uniform, a working crew. A random DHS guy (non-uniformed w a badge+gun) stopped them & demanded the BIPOC crews’ passports. My sis challenged him on their behalf.

This is the real

The new Barbie comes with a range of accessories to reflect her status as an autistic woman, such as: - noise-cancelling headphones - a fidget spinner - intense social media scrutiny about how she's Being Autistic Wrong

Some Tories, after 14 years in power… …are saying nothing now works in the UK. So they’re joining Reform, so they can complain about the Tory record - and you can vote them right back in, in a few years’ time, under new anti-Tory branding. 🤷🏻‍♂️

We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business

Corporate conspiracy film levels of evil

Roman baby swaddle votive or exactly what I look like with my electric blanket on the couch during Iowa wintertime? Who can say. 🥶 (Votive of swaddled infant, Etruscan, 300-200 BCE, Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto, Canada)

@pabloista.bsky.social hi. Wondering if you’ve found any good resources for autistic parents. I’m not having luck there

Sighing at this soothing fantasy

That’s a cool ass girl

Leeds, 1954, photo by Marc Riboud. Young French photographer on his first assignment for Picture Post.

Maybe there's a way to get ChatGPT to convince Grok to kill itself.

I thought it was obvious from the first build that this was always going to be the long-term plan

This cat is outta control. Now that I figured out that he wants me *to pet him while he eats*, he MEOWLS at me all the time to do it. Spoiled beast!

YA sci-fi and fantasy writers, a children's fiction competition with a 10,000 GBP prize & publishing contract - deadline June 2026. For a "completed full-length novel for readers aged 7-18" written in English. #writingcommunity #SFF #YA #YoungAdult www.chickenhousebooks.com/submissions/

backing slowly out of 2026 like. I can come back later you've obviously got a lot going on

3900-3500BC!

@louiestowell.bsky.social great news! I accidentally bought the next Loki book out of order, so I just went to buy the correct one and they are sold out of most of the series because Christmas! And they’re even sold out at the distributors so it has to come from the publisher. Congratulations! 😂🙌🏻

That you, Timothé Chalamet?!

I dunno. We’ve known about this since the 90s. Just 27 years of washing my hands and drinking the coffee at work and doin fine (just like all my colleague friends) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

These make me happy

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents

I was in bed at 9 I think. Woken by the fireworks, Rolled my eyes and went back to sleep

My airline is dropping one of our (usually) bread-and-butter LHR flights. Tue crew are shocked but a source at the airline says INTL travel to the US was down $12.5 billion in ‘25. UK traffic to the US is down 16%; other European countries 28%.

I visited Ukraine in 2003 & was uniquely impressed by the vibrancy around me. Kyiv was optimistic & building literally 24/7. It felt like a place working hard to bring itself up & I left feeling EU membership was inevitable (and a denial of it would be an injustice). No wonder Putin’s mad

I had in fact wondered multiple times this year whether MTV still exists

#amquerying #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky

The sounds like one of those social media things that are created just to find out who the stupid people are for scam targeting later

Thinkin bout #TheOdessy

Naw man. We wait until it breaks and then go “ah shit, knew we shoulda done that”

Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.

Anyone ever seen clouds like this and know what’s going on? It was like this over the whole sky as far as the eye could see. Cool, but weird!

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Any smart people here know the technicalities of how the Bayeux Tapestry would be transported? Take it down and roll it up I guess? With a special tissue paper layer or something?

Oh. This photo alone is…not good

Santa loves me!

Ohhhhhh! Digging this title coming into my life!

Wishing all billionaires a pleasant Three Ghosts

I’m at my childhood home for Christmas and we went to feed a lifelong family friend’s cats while they’re out. He has multiple photos of Barry White and it turns out…Barry White is his god father?! So funny the things you don’t know about people sometimes.

I’m sorry to be That Person, and I also know you know this but I have to scream into the void: American grocery store food is utter shit. I’m on my 4th breakfast making attempt for my kid bc nothing tastes like anything but corn syrup and/or palm oil

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Um, my friend’s neighbour just won a £4.5 million house in one of those charity lotteries- I thought those were a scam!

happy stressing over hosting a holiday dinner week to all who observe