I’ve been exposed to more radiation from Chernobyl than 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of humans

WTF ”Appearing male” is a regionalized, social concept, not a fixed, unchangeable fact.

Excuse me, what?

(Dark) blue sky

What did we do to deserve Toni Collette as Kathleen Peterson in The Staircase?

On Father’s Day, I remember my introvert Dad adoring my extrovert Mom - he loved her laugh, energy and persistence. He nurtured my desire to learn MORE, paving the way for me to be who I am today, at a time when my relentless curiosity was dismissed as meddlesome. Love you forever, Dad 🥰

Happy Father's Day to all the people who made them Dads, the Moms

Evergreen sentiment tbh

Name a great Father’s Day movie or show.

Real men wear skirts, then climb giant public horsie statues to play with them

100% understand and respect 🫡

December 18th holiday when? ⛓️‍💥

My friend’s 3-year-old, to their parent, when asked to finish eating their lunch, after declaring they were full from 1 bite: Why? Why would you ask me that? You don’t understand my life.

Louder, for the politicians & regulators in Jamaica, bartering away coastal rights for U$D.

fun fact: I am a Jersey Mike’s “Certified Architect” www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

Is there a gender neutral term for my cousin’s parent?

Today, I’m so filled with gratitude. Some friends really are chosen family. “Toast to di friends weh tek off heavy load” 🥂 💕

*cries, in lower back flexibility*

The visuals, the graphics, THAT SOUNDTRACK 15/10 Highly recommend

my ancestors:

Jayce & The Wheeled Warriors Probably the real reason I gravitate towards Jeeps youtu.be/rcXHVRJdBfY

One of the many reasons I still have Barbados on my travel list ✈️

The graduation ceremonies & parties this season have been so special. The kids are alright 💖

“the country has signed a memorandum of understanding with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to accept up to 25 people from countries other than Jamaica every two weeks.” Wow. Just… WOW.

SOLD

What? How did I miss that this guy pleaded guilty? To 7 known victims AND an uncharged 8th??!!! WHOA 😮

F A T B E A R S 🐻 Bring ‘em out, bring ‘em out 🎶

Fergus is wearing house slippers 🥹

Morning.

ICQ

*Officer Crabtree voice*

“Her last words before dying, wheezing, from laughter, were ‘what the actual f—’ 🤣

why are raisins

well sh!t

It’s FIFA Not FISA FOOTball 🦶👟 ⚽️ AKA footie

Well. That’s quite the summer storm ⛈️

There too many articles, podcasts, books and (specifically Netflix) documentaries about unhealthy people doing incomprehensible things to bring home a baby.

1999: Rick Brunson and the Knicks reach the NBA Finals 2026: Jalen Brunson and the Knicks win the NBA Finals 27 years later… the son gets it done, with his father by his side.

Very quiet morning. Peeked through the ajar door to see the stuffies are learning about the Big Bang Theory of our universe from their human, who is reading word-for-word from a detailed text from the bookshelves in my study. No screens, no fussing, 25 minutes later… How did we get here?

“… the 1956 Beach Control Act… which dates back to when Jamaica was a British colony, props up a multibillion-dollar all-inclusive tourism industry that funnels profits out of the country or into the hands of an elite minority.”

*knocking on door at a Jamaican’s home* “Hi, hello? Who dat?” “Who dat ah ask ‘who dat’?” “Who dat ah seh ‘who dat?’ when mi ah seh ‘WHO DAT’?” “Ah me, man. Mi deh yere.” “Oh, ah YOU!” *door opens, hugs* “Gwaan tru’, mi fren.” 🇯🇲

This man learned from Gisele’s ex-husband how to sedate his own partner & took photos (guess what kind) to post on dating sites. The unnamed victim had health issues for years - fatigue, heart problems, dizzy spells - and men showing up AT HER WORKPLACE thinking they had a date. Gross 🤢

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tinkertoy tin kids rise up (carefully)

Same

If nothing else, Bluesky had made me - a lifelong friend & advocate of canines - appreciate cats.

We have no idea just how far behind the United States will be in 2028. We'll have nothing: no national science infrastructure, no agricultural progress, no medical progress. The oligarch class has decided to hollow America out in a hedge fund takeover. We are being robbed of our future.

*knocks on front door like cops at 7AM* “Can I help you?” “Ma’am, have you noticed an increase in your Pepco bills because of the data centers in this region?” “WTF? My dude. No. Go harass someone else with that CrappyGPT alarmist propaganda opening line first thing in the morning.”

So THAT’S WHY the Pope was in Spain 😍😍😍 (To see Bad Bunny) (And also bless the tallest, most magnificent, most inspiring Catholic Church on the planet, La Sagrada Família in Barcelona, designed by my all time favorite architect, Antoni Gaudí)

JUST SO WE’RE QUEER… 🌈