Jes
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I like houseplants and ceramics. There will be cat pictures and typos.
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I'm dragging this photo over from the other place and pinning it here since it makes me laugh. This is from my morning commute on the CTA Blue Line in February 2020. My first sign that things were going to get really weird, really quickly, and stay that way.
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The TRiiBE
about 9 hours ago
NEW — Video posted to social media shows Unraveled Press co-founder Steve Held being detained by federal agents outside the Broadview immigration facility earlier this evening. A collection of Chicago newsrooms is calling for his immediate release.
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Chicago journalist detained while covering protest outside Broadview immigration facility • The TRiiBE
Video posted to social media shows Unraveled Press co-founder Steve Held being detained by federal agents earlier this evening.
https://thetriibe.com/2025/09/chicago-journalist-detained-while-covering-protest-outside-broadview-immigration-facility/
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The first time I saw Godspeed You Black Emperor it was at Abbey Pub as the Iraq war was ramping up in 2003.
about 12 hours ago
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I was the very first person to use this porta potty at my concert. Winning
about 13 hours ago
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Happy Godspeed You! Black Emperor day in Chicago for all who celebrate, see you there in the cemetery soon
about 14 hours ago
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ICE showing up at my local Home Depot
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about 15 hours ago
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So if an ICE agent is choking me or slamming my head to the ground, I am technical touching that ICE agent, so I go to prison, right?
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about 15 hours ago
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Lou Inglese
about 21 hours ago
Got my performance review.
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Is he going to threaten to invade an American city approximately once a month? Is that his thing now?
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about 21 hours ago
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I'd lose so much respect for my boss if they made me travel halfway around the globe under cryptic reasoning, alarming the world, only for it to be leaked by the press it was just so they could give me a speech about their new vision on how I could do my job better and wanted to see my expression.
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When you RSVP to an invite via Evite and they immediately start texting you nonsense
1 day ago
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So my car is making a weird almost whistling sounding noise when I accelerate or break, any car people know what that might be?
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Em, midly
2 days ago
my heart is with everyone getting tear gassed outside that stupid fucking fence in Broadview today
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Lopez having a real normal day here.
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3 days ago
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What do these goons hope to accomplish with their little river tour?
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3 days ago
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These freaks are snatching up tamale vendors
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3 days ago
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LOL
3 days ago
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Good evening from the pee monster
3 days ago
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I freaked out a college student today in the cafeteria by recognizing his t-shirt for a local goth pop band (Club Drugs) and told him I saw them play at Schubas within the past year or so and I can tell his reaction was "wait, what? This old lady knows who they are?" Winning.
3 days ago
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Give these guys a bit of money if you can, they're good people. I volunteer with them.
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3 days ago
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My flurry of financial activities trying to keep my cat alive and pay for it cause my credit score to drop 23 points, thanks a lot, you fuzzy money pit.
3 days ago
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We had a discussion about the poor quality of pigeon nests in our staff meeting today.
4 days ago
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Just made a couple brisket tacos from the brisket my friend gave me a few weeks back (don't worry, it was frozen this whole time).
5 days ago
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C'mon now.
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5 days ago
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Good lord, this cat. I had to take him to MedVet today because he was screaming when he took a piss, now he's on Gabapentin and antibiotics that they wanted me to give him every 8 hours, but I have to go to work in an office downtown to pay for this shit (1/2)
5 days ago
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I like dogs and this is a terrible idea.
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5 days ago
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I suppose I should get around to watching Andor one of these times.
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5 days ago
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Jennifer Mach (she/they)
6 days ago
Ok who summoned the djinn on the northwest side of Chicago yesterday?
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OMG, there is a cricket in the ceiling of my office, and I'm going to lose my mind.
6 days ago
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All jabbed up, didn't get the shot I wanted, but I got one, so I'll take it.
6 days ago
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I hate this mural so much too, and I'm glad to see it getting the hate it deserves. Looking forward to the replacement.
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6 days ago
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Brian Finucane
6 days ago
Policy process: 1) Issue legal pronouncement without adequate legal or policy review. 2) Read legal pronouncement for the first time. 3) Consider policy implications for the first time. 4) Begin issuing clarifications. 5) Begin (maybe) an interagency legal and policy review of underlying issues.
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All this rapture talk takes me back to a book that made the rounds among wackos in 1988: 88 reasons Why The Rapture Will Be in 1988. If you want a copy, you can buy it for 169.99 on Amazon
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88 reasons Why The Rapture Will Be in 1988: The Feast of Trumpets (Rosh Hash-Ana) September, 11-12-13
88 reasons Why The Rapture Will Be in 1988: The Feast of Trumpets (Rosh Hash-Ana) September, 11-12-13 [Edgar C, Whisenant] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. 88 reasons Why The Rapture Will Be in 1988: The Feast of Trumpets (Rosh Hash-Ana) September, 11-12-13
https://www.amazon.com/reasons-Why-Rapture-Will-1988/dp/B00073BM8O/ref=sr_1_6?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.22Smnav8dMaACODYvbjsNHwv53YfvYpgj1X1XvOSXEPxk3H-EkepH69oA-TXOc1Ulnr1EPla8QjKKAWfhKdQjx2ovgFk7TmvBCGe9PurVUwcX9SzfGASGby_VOAZtZ0g5iv1xHylpvViEjS1SksCb-85BeO2UNaETVsdFkX3HQnWZQFh1cQkQnXvHl2v4joxtixMIBhE1InLQdC0V0IMyl47lBQdosu_6Ky3ov1g_S4.CAthvNxIkeRbqLyMEb2FnRh4MseOPN6CAv8npRa0viY&dib_tag=se&qid=1758494886&refinements=p_27%3AEdgar+Whisenant&s=books&sr=1-6
6 days ago
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unraveled
6 days ago
We heard you like irresponsible journalism so we did some journalism from our national platform as irresponsibly as humanly possible about a community going through a major crisis, pls subscribe
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Ravin
7 days ago
Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.
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Gwar hasn’t understood the meaning of crossing a line or good taste since they formed in 1984, but go on and clutch those pearls
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7 days ago
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I’m happy to see all these people attending the northwest side progressive emergency response town hall here in Albany Park
7 days ago
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shawn
7 days ago
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@nlgchicago.bsky.social
condemns the “violent actions” of ice/border patrol on friday outside the broadview detention center. in a statement, nlg says feds targeted protesters w/o provocation & sent 2 people to the hospital. 10 people arrested. some were let go miles away behind a gas station.
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What caused the war between Cambodia and Armenia? Wrong answers only.
7 days ago
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Linus Lee (he/him)
8 days ago
Coming soon to other Chicago parks and Movement on Montrose.
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Went to the Macbeth production in River Park today at noon and had some fun watching a play about a crazed, maniacal, and murderous king while sitting in the drizzle.
8 days ago
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My cat likes to lay next to me and put his paw on my leg, but only his paw
9 days ago
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God this week at work was utter dogshit
9 days ago
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I wish people would stop using Starbucks employees to attempt to enact whatever asinine political thing they are trying start.
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9 days ago
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I would like to eat these noodles
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In Albany Park, a 'secret' Thai noodle pop-up thrives in plain sight - Chicago Reader
Mae Aomjai’s noodles are made “by Thais, for Thais”—and anyone who wants uncompromised Bangkok street food.
https://chicagoreader.com/food/food-drink-feature/mae-aomjai-chicago-noodles-authentic-thai-food/?fbclid=IwY2xjawM6KuxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFOSWlRMnRVaFA0Q3YwYVU1AR41QkiJNeYovY4pHPVZHlSgFx0qcVH36CSwIc8BRFZAO6zf1_yaPS8RNWuuew_aem_tCjUu5S6nTF8tmTdpi3Jog
9 days ago
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I am invited to a Halloween party this year with the theme of "nerds" and I don't know how clever I am feeling this year, I'm tempted to just buy some bulk packages of Nerds candy and just make a Nerds suit and call it a day.
9 days ago
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Why is it I can only get decent peaches at the farmers market? Whenever I try and buy them at the grocery store, even a bougie one like Whole Foods, they are always mealy and disappointing.
10 days ago
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Cat update, things are going in the right direction, still need to figure out the food situation though since he hates his new prescription food and refuses to eat it.
10 days ago
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Michael
11 days ago
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Green Post is closing at the end of the month, this is a neighborhood tragedy.
11 days ago
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Anyone need some glassware? Hopleaf is unloading some on Saturday.
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