really glad Donald Trump, who knew about Clinton going to Epstein’s island decades ago, won a second term so he can finally do something about this!!

human trafficker walking around his private sex island: say cheese 📸 the most powerful people on the planet: 🙂

50 cent was easily going to take this award for a fifth time but a last minute entrant decided to make it extremely interesting

has there been a single video showing ICE arresting an actual gang member? or am I supposed to believe the construction guys and daycare workers are drug dealers on the side?

this is just a friendly reminder that it is Shut The Fuck Up Friday

Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit

only like 9% more of a drop to go and he’ll hit nixon post-watergate levels lol

I haven’t been a fan of us since my first history class 🕺🏼

I hope they didn’t forget me

it’s so disrespectful to gay people to say people like posobiec are closeted, but like, i doubt even the gayest people on earth think about things turning gay as much as people like him do, it’s gotta be exhausting. way more exhausting than sucking a dick must be.

This is my friend, Rahaf, from Gaza. She is 3. She is a double amputee from an airstrike. She has my whole heart. ❤️

why can I never exit a video on this app. whose idea was this.

make sure to remind your family this Thanksgiving that the terrible people turning on Trump now are only doing it because the polling is so bad, they’ll still be terrible people after the next election

⚡️ In a new Drop Site investigation, Ryan Grim and Murtaza Hussain reveal that Jeffrey Epstein quietly helped Alan Dershowitz orchestrate the smear campaign against John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt’s 2006 paper “The Israel Lobby,” newly obtained emails show. The scholars had argued in the paper...

Turing failed to consider whether a human thinking a machine is sentient might actually be a sign that the human isn't intelligent rather than the machine being intelligent.

cell phone carriers went to 3 year contracts several years ago and now we’re upset that people are paying them off as planned lol

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Close, but it’s actually just Trump trying to suck him off because he still owns property in NYC and wants to be on Zohran’s good side

*spiderman after a passionate night of lovemaking with natasha romanoff* "Oh fuck"

We didn’t need Epstein’s brother to tell us this was going to happen, but he did it anyway bsky.app/profile/jenn...

please fuck allllllll the way off with this

when are journalists going to start asking these people if they’re tired of defending a pedophile

if socialism is so good, then why has the ruling class violently prevented it from getting implemented over and over?

and the saddest part is that Claude then stole this guy’s actual art

every time i see someone say something like “men will just pretend to be trans to get into women’s bathrooms” i’m like so yeah that’s not an indictment against trans people, you realize that right. that’s a problem with straight cis men. you’re punishing the wrong people.

fuck yeah i said fuck yeah

oh great. bluesky getting flooded by maga bots. this should turn out well.

it also looks like it has 14 links between each SS bolt?? taylor please.

damn, y’all ain’t get your checks yet? I’ll call HR asap

hurry so you don’t get late fees!!

idk how many times you can lose one rap battle but we’re still counting a year and a half later like it’s an election in florida

gonna be pretty ironic when germany has no choice but to invade us to end ww3

literally only Q-Tip has done this successfully

ken sent me this please enjoy

it’s incredible how much you’re paid to regularly say the thing that would be the least effective in the moment

since when does “drive thru” mean wait 10 minutes to order then be asked to park in spot 6 for another 10 minutes. this has been going on since covid. how have we not improved yet. “fast food” lol

I repeat:

and they call everyone else snowflakes lol they’re all the weakest people ever

was fully addicted to this game to the point of doing it myself in my apartment complex when I was a kid 💀

why did everyone think the rapture was today when it was clearly on the 10th, where y’all think Charlie Kirk went

took some tylenol so i wouldn’t get raptured



me and my homies tomorrow after the rapture

can’t believe charlie kirk stole my idea of selling merch at my funeral 😞