we’re gonna need all men out of politics until we can figure out why all of their dicks keep doing that

first the president, now bugs. who will they take from us next.

a huge majority of men have no idea how to take accountability and apologize. even the “good” ones. i can confirm this as a man because i’ve had the privilege of many other men thinking they were free to be shit bags around me!

I’m staying in a hotel right now because I love my wife TOO much. to a degree which scares me

that seems like way too many words, you could’ve just said “I’m leaving politics effective today” yeah? i can draft up a better speech for you real quick if you want, but those 5 words really cover it, save your energy for your divorce

but how much money did nasa make on this trip? and is their pension funded for the next 40 billion years?

"the crew is in excellent shape" in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...

social security scheduled me for a medical exam to see if they can approve me for disability and then canceled it within 24 hours because they suddenly have what they need to make a determination surely this is a good sign and they’re not just trolling a homeless person

seeing a bunch of the same people that were mad at me for not voting kamala last time telling her not to run again and I’d just like to say to those people

he’s innocent! the Molotov cocktail just did that.

there’s no such thing as a true meritocracy. that’s just what the racists want you to believe so they can hire less brown people and women. there’s no test that will ever exist for any job that correctly identifies the One True Candidate™. because it’s not real. that’s fucking fantasy land. grow up.

The US government sued IBM for not having enough guys in shit brown dockers named Todd that clap on the 1 & 3 and say ‘Jumping Jehoshaphat!’ and they settled for 17 million dollars.

being a guy in a mostly woman office environment is the greatest gig in human history if they can just get over the "treat them like people" hurdle

good. i’ve long thought men should not be allowed inside the workplace.

correct me if I’m wrong, but i think the thing missing is called “women”

we’re gonna need all men out of politics until we can figure out why all of their dicks keep doing that

one of the more annoying things about the last election (and there were MANY) is it made a martyr out of her and led to a ton of revisionist history regarding her qualifications and commitments, so let's just see. why not. we're already in hell.

you know what? let her. this country deserves it.

more like social insecurity amirite

Melania: “Jeffery Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump. My husband, Donald Trump, introduced me to Jeffery Epstein. Please write that down.”

floridians love publix and as someone who lived there for 8 years but has also lived all over the country, it’s overpriced and mid. autocorrect should forget this place.

we gotta start convincing men that being gay is super masculine. because why do they hate women so much but still claim to want them when they’d clearly be so much happier with another man.

“project liberal” is like when you’re forced to enter the science fair so you just get a couple hamsters and hand write cute things about them on a poster board

how are they gonna rake the forests if he fires all the people with rakes

they don’t want to protect children, they just don’t want the wrong people influencing their politics. can’t have capitalism without a willing proletariat.

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epstein is why their weak attempts at propagandizing this war have been such a failure. he’s really good at lying about most things bc he just doesn’t care. 100% narcissist. but the epstein stuff, he cares. a lot. many people noticed, even if only subconsciously.

oh my goodness

not to be like those super cringe conspiracy theory accounts but this all does make a lot more sense if he were trying to help russia replace the US as leader of the (formerly) free world. like if that was the goal, what would he do differently?

new dashboard ornament just dropped

I’ll just say it now: Pam Bondi did not kill herself

I hope everyone that reads this article does it via the kind soul that posted the free gift link in your comments, ya know, it might be a bit unethical, but we gotta stretch our money further

5 days ago I was the most blocked account* on this website because I dared say I voted for a socialist instead of kamala. thank you kamala for proving me right. (excluding attie, bc obviously)

I’ve spent more time reloading to take out a third party in Fortnite than that ceasefire lasted

What do you want Democrats to do? There's nothing they can do. However, it's very important you continue to vote for them and give them money, as they continue to do nothing.

if I had the resources I don’t think I’d be waiting. or even just the access. put me in the room.

okay dems you’ve done a great job posting but don’t forget to send a fundraising email about it

if i wasn’t homeless and 3,000 miles away i would be doing everything in my power to make sure It Happens today

Never Trump Republican? That’s a Republican. Liberal who is former Republican? Republican. Moderate? You guessed it buddy. Lifelong liberal who hates the left? You know what it is.

I doubt anyone cares much whether or not democrats shun Hasan what I think people care about is why the hell, in this moment in time, would that be anywhere near the top of any democrat’s list of priorities

well. i’m disabled and fighting my former employer in court and have been evicted from my home, still waiting on social security after 2 years, i could really use some help. i’m living in my car with my daughter and a cat. anything helps, even if you just share it. thank you 🙏🏼 gofund.me/43594e634

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

okay fine, but i still want a luigi mangione skin in fortnite so i can go on adventures

hate to say it but my daughter and I having used a LOT of public restrooms the past month while homeless, we’re gonna need to start with videos on hand washing and move up to ass wiping

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do not let any of these fascists off the hook! we all knew she was a nazi before the first trump admin! she was famously demolished on the dais of a comedy central roast!

bad news guys, jesus was not reborn today, his insurance denied the treatment

kiss, bang

guys the Big Macs aren’t working fast enough please add arsenic

some of them are not stupid. some of them just see the writing on the wall and are preparing their audience for their new grift.