if we’re going to continue to have a president can we at least get one that can stay awake during fun events

poor choice, disc horse bot

banks prepare to foreclose on millions of homes, completing the transformation into a landlord state*

get out of fucking government. i mean it! you've been in government for a decade. if you don't believe in the system, if you are this inherently distrustful of it, and in fact actively hostile to it, go away! you don't even believe in things like "evidence"? you're worthless

having control of the entire federal government and still claiming there’s fraud but you can’t even find evidence? maybe you shouldn’t be in control of the entire federal government

please don’t try to sneak any weapons into MSG tonight. just take an air horn and be within 20 feet of him, that should be plenty.

is this bad? this seems bad

these insecure, narcissistic psychos running our countries are really going to have us all die in a nuclear ww3, aren’t they?

knicks gotta lose tomorrow so it looks like bad luck when trump goes to the game so he doesn’t try it again

Its so cute that we let ex presidents curate their own war crimes museums and call them libraries

Give me the most 80s song you can think of youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?...

I will never get over being told men are protectors when it’s always been men that have created or put me in danger and only women who have ever offered help.

Was it have him stand near the other athletes? It was have him stand near the other athletes, wasn’t it?

Oh him? No that’s just Misogyny Dave, he’s actually a good leftist and a great comrade. Yeah everyone likes him and all his ex girlfriends said nothing bad to me, his best friend, when I asked them about it while he was, oh, several feet away.

There are concentration camps in the United States in the year 2026. There are CONCENTRATION CAMPS in the United States in the year 2026. THERE ARE CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN THE UNITED STATES IN THE YEAR 2026.

cats usually survive such encounters. unfortunate if that trend continues.

if graham platner cared about the people of maine as much as he claims to, he would drop out and endorse another candidate instead of bitching and moaning about the "pundit class" aka women, jews, and people of colour

platner is like every other white man in pseudo leftist spaces, parroting the language of accountability, restorative justice, and association with marginalised people to shirk any and all responsibility for the incredibly destructive swath of harm he's left behind him

you don't have to vote for him. you don't have to endorse him. you can take back a prior endorsement and admit you were wrong. you literally never have to give a neo nazi, pathological liar who openly dreams up fantastical enemies to rape the benefit of the doubt.

“my behavior before you met me is irrelevant! what about the things i’m saying to get elected?!”

even keeping the amounts the same during this insane inflation/shrinkflation era is essentially just murder. fuck our entire government, as usual.

Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child

you can’t just keep defending platner forever. he sucks! you’re an adult! part of being an adult is learning that it’s okay to be wrong and to correct that mistake, not spend eternity justifying it!

It really shows how little value society places on women and how little progress we’ve made that a man laying his hands on a woman in anger is still reduced by many people to simply being a bad boyfriend. “At least he’s not a rapist” - the bar literally could not be lower.

I think a lot of people decided early on that supporting Graham Platner was cool and not liking him was cringe. So now whenever new bad behavior of his gets exposed, people are going to reframe that bad behavior as cool and people arguing against it as cringe. Because everyone is, of course, 12

As a progressive Jew & son of Israelis: 1. We have been warning you about how antisemitism destroys movements from within. 2. Many white leftists blame Israel for everything to avoid focusing on their own role in white supremacy. 3. Accepting Nazis into the movement is proof of both of the above.

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

capitalism is in control of everything, has been our entire lives, and idk if you’ve noticed, but everything sucks. yeah, i can totally see why you’d want to keep it.

Daddy would you like some sausage

at least i get to live through the golden age of absolutely batshit headlines

the GOP-led house… except almost every GOP rep voted against this. you’re an embarrassment to the news.

kinda got me fucked up thinking that if it really did Happen, they didn’t let us celebrate the moment it Happened

Andy Ngo

over 50% of iran’s exports are oil, in a world trying to move away from oil. anyone who thought they wouldn’t fight to the death to protect that as much as possible is obviously very stupid. he poked a wasps nest with a feather duster.

you know what would actually stop such drone attacks? getting your military out of ukraine

but i’m supposed to feel bad for not voting for kamala, according to all the “harm reduction” experts on bluesky

californians, please, i am begging you. stop the madness.

one time a subaru mechanic forgot to tighten my drain plug after an oil change and it popped off while driving and then he blamed me for driving it with no oil. this is like that but with the economy.

at this point I’m like 99% convinced we’re living through a glitch in the matrix and sentences like this are the reason why "The two Senate-seeking Sullivans are not to be confused with Dan Sullivan, the mayor of Anchorage, Alaska"

guys we’re running out of Fell For it Again awards

brother i read through your replies and nobody seems to be mad, they just think this is dumb! it is dumb! and that’s fine, they can’t all be bangers! but pretending anyone’s crashing out on here for some twitter nazi engagement is kinda weird, no?

there hasn’t been a day in new york where i wasn’t told to go fuck myself at least once

damn can we get some of that

some people try to stop others from living how they want to live. every single policy debate should be ignored until that fact is fully hammered into every skull in the world. if some people aren’t allowed to freely exist, there’s no compromise to be made on anything else. none.

I refuse to believe Graham Platner is a real person or that Maine is a real place

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