Just spewing barf-colored algae into the sewers

There is nothing quieter than Elon Musk's phone ringer on his birthday.

new name for the White House just dropped.

Meth lab but for making algae.

Apparently this

Trump just claimed without evidence that the algae on the Reflecting Pool was "criminally made."

FUCKING BANGER

D'yer Mak'er Avenue

A river runs through Mianus.

The Manhattan Institute is the home to Chris Rufo, Ilya Shapiro, Heather MacDonald, Abigail Shirer, Ilan Wurman, and more. It's indistinguishable from the Heritage Foundation (derogatory)

🎶 because I backtraced it.

Overheard at a brewery: "Wine is Jesus approved, sooooo"

Ronald Konkoma

Diapers. They chased and shot at this family for allegedly stealing diapers. wreg.com/news/local/m...

Business software

ICE observers in Minneapolis have begun receiving visits from FBI agents sent to intimidate them. A close friend-combat vet, mother, no criminal record-who was a volunteer observer during the ICE crisis, had a visit and was threatened for taking photos and videoed, claiming that filming was illegal.

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That may be your problem, you only trust news sources that reenforce what you already formed opinions not looking for information first then form an opinion second

Whenever people say things like “oh people are just ignorant and fear mongering about data centers” they’re always punching at some rando online but also they’re lashing out at the NAACP and communities in Memphis who are directly voicing how this affects them.

The age verification aspect might be misleading - this seems to be just a restatement of the position under the e-commerce directive. But the decision on liability for algorithmic recommendation is *explosive*.

Every fucking thing should be on fire right now. Everything. That old half dead fuck shouldn't even be able to sleep in his most tired moment because everything will stop combusting. We are collectively not reacting correctly.

Could you imagine the riots, if someone fucked with the calendar, and made it start counting the opposite way we always did it?

Presidents house your cock, you plumber fuck. That's our fucking house.

I can never get over how sad and pathetic it is that an entire political party has just been subsumed into a personality cult around the biggest asshole loser in the world

The fact that Elon Musk is now one of history’s greatest mass-murderers, due to his total destruction of USAID, is still far too little-known. It’s on all of us to shout this from the rooftops. Never shut up about Elon Musk’s genocidal crimes.

I can only hope your birthday is as shitty as you are, you fat old doddering fuck.

"Fuck all the glamours and glitz, I plan to get rich. I'm from New York, and never was a fan of the Knicks." Even Big L would be a fan of the Knicks today. #RIPBIGL #CONGRATSKNICKS

Absolutely mindboggling read about what happens when science poses a too high risk to fossil industry profits. The strategy: If the science is clear, attack the people behind it.

This is, of course, absurd for any democratic society worthy of the name. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/12/b...

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

🎶 Let the sun shine in, let the sunshine in…🎶

Stupid mother fuckers. Stop giving this fucking company your money. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.

Liquidate the trillionaire class.

To be very precise, on top of being a useless conman, he is one of the biggest mass-murders in history, a genocideer on par with any of history's other monsters.

Nice little capper to this topic. SHEEEESH. Unbelievable when it's put into perspective.

Not a scientist with a breakthrough in medicine or the environment to help humankind. Not an engineer with a breakthrough technology that helps humankind. No... the first ever trillionaire is this useless conman. SMFH.

its blackpilling that when you hit a certain point of wealth the economy becomes entirely fake and you gain more power than governments. something must be done

Judge me by the enemies I have made.

Listened to an NPR story this morning about mass child starvation in Senegal without a single mention of Elon Musk, the guy who gleefully created the conditions for the mass starvation

The evidence for the dead internet theory will not be ignored

ALWAYS.

By the way, Elon Musk didn't start Tesla. By the time he invested in Tesla, the original founders had already started building the Roadster THEY had designed. When he bought them out, he changed the history of the company to make himself a founder. I'm not joking. He's always been a fraud.

Not to be all “start guillotining newspaper editors and don’t stop til the situation improves”, but like, there’s a powerful narrative that welfare is exclusively for scroungers. It might be naive, but believing the media is not deliberately lying to you, is how society is supposed to work

he's taking a massive loan specifically out of groups like educators and government employees who he hates! the man is like a locust!

ah, fuck

It is the moral obligation of anyone who encounters Elon Musk or his businesses to steal from them as much as physically possible.