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It has always, and will always be, posters vs mods. Tale as old as time. Doesnt matter who they bring in, they will be the enemy. This is one of the only true hard and fast rules of posting. The mods will never help you, trust only your fists

Waffles are on the menu tonight... Waffles forever!

All the economic studies I've seen show that economies adapt, not people. When the mill shuts down, the millers don't learn to code. They eat through their savings and fall out of the middle class. More people coming up learn to code, but those workers laid off are just fucked for life.

PLEASE HELP OUT ROBIN!

Time to pull up the chart so I can point for the next coming weeks. Watch for Silver, Oil, AI, Private Credit, and Yen to all collapse into a fucking neutron star now that we've passed the threshold.

This is ACTUALLY what is destroying society. 30 people getting coffee in America versus France:

A cancer center is using the theme music from Six Feet Under for its commercials. I’m just not sure that’s what you want to convey.

this account is protected by the rofl air force and their roflcopters and the rofl battalions lead by colonel edward rofl and the lol legions backed up with the lol squadrons all protecting its leader microsoft sam

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

The good part about stocking British food is that no one will ever steal it

fyi to any of the younger girls out there who find themselves dreaming of being a muse: what you actually want is to be an artist i’ve been a muse, and i promise you: it fucking blows

happy international women's day

And it's normal for Michigan to get tornadoes in March now. Strong if not violent ones.

I hate Daylight Savings Time. More because my mom has a bunch of manual clocks that need to be wound to change the time.

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It's International Women's Day... maybe I should treat myself to something nicer than a long sleep

Chyna!

The funnier part is knowing that the French Federation of Protestants wouldn't have been much of a help given that the Lutherans in Alsace and Lorraine are pretty much diet Catholics who broke off due to indulgences in the early 1500s.

Fun drinking game idea: take a shot for every point Colton Herta scores in F2, and if you don't end up dead by the end of the year, he did a bad job

I wonder if there is a high femme way to do armor without looking like Natalya from the WWE with hearts everywhere?

This feels like a human pretending to be a cat!

We need more Dittos!

For me, I have no nostalgia for back then as the background anti-LGBTQ sentiments of the early 2000s were terrible. Pretty sure I regressed into a nerd specifically to stay out of risking being beaten up.

I’m gonna invent five loco

The Great Gatsby, Jay Gatsby is an asshole. Anything with Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler. Also The Catcher in the Rye due to similar issues as Jay Gatsby with Holden Caulfield.

*Unmagnifies your magnifying lens*

*Unairs your air mail*

Two out of the three Michigan tornadoes were killers. The first one in Edwardsburg killed 1 person and injured 4. The one in Union City has killed at least 3. I must give my condolences to the families of the deceased. www.mlive.com/weather/2026...

A.S. Brooks.

This is where I belong... for doing the exact same thing Ottilie did to get in the box.

Update: I've seen an image from Union City, Michigan from a later part of this tornado family that is... I've heard rumors of fatalities there and the damage looks like the violent tornadoes that ravage the Plains.

A large and particularly dangerous tornado is on the ground near Three Rivers, MI. Tornadoes be breaking out early.

pretend I'm an LLM and I'll give u slop responses AMA

MLive seems to be doing typos today!

They are pervert glasses for perverts by perverts!

We need more lesbian librarians!

Brunette is French for "brown, small" which means there must be a brungrand/brungrande!

Replacing Noem with an even more... uh, ignorant man with a painful name. Markwayne... like his parents couldn't settle on Mark or Wayne so they named him both!

Meta glasses? If you see them... Smash them!

Sorry not sorry

Welp, did not get the job that I made it to the last round of interviews for. I keep plugging away with apps, but I don't know where I'm gonna get April's rent from so if you could share or toss a buck in if you see this that would be appreciated. #MutualSky

chat, do you think it’s smart to basically ANNOUNCE that your WebSite has a built-in exploit for child predators?