did you know that drinking at the family gathering makes you drunk at the family gathering?

trying not to laugh when my aunt tells me she felt like a brick (in reference to having too many edibles)

omw to be the hottest bitch at family christmas 🤭

[girl who’s had a lot of lesbian shit happen to her recently] i need lesbian shit to happen to me or i’ll die

be nice to vagina women

As a side note, a lot of y'all hold some incredible internalized transphobia about bottom surgery and the girls who get it, and you should consider how that creeps into the way you talk about it.

Happy Holidays! 🎄 All Silas wants for Christmas is a future where wolves are protected. #standforwolves 🐺

🍂 casual reminder that if youre questioning if you wanna get a tranny surgery, book the consult now! waitlists take forever, and when it's finally your turn for surgery, you can either get it years earlier than you would otherwise, or you ask to defer it or not do it at all if you've decided against

getting put on top of the christmas tree probably feels really good for the angel

dare I say… need ?

I’m probably not your favorite poaster’s favorite poaster but I could be your 6th favorite poaster’s 6th favorite poaster

if they cant feed, they cant breed. feed your local rats today

they’re calling her miss boston logan airport december 2025

made it to the promised land (airport chilis)

so I was a brave puppy and did some “investigative journalism” 1: it’s actually chicken 2: no branding at all 3: I kicked it onto the tracks so the rats can have dinner :-)

water puppies

saddest six word sentence for sale: floor beef, never used

LETS GO BEARS BABYYYY FUCK YESS LETS GOOOOOOOO LOVE DA BEARS BABYYYY

girl named cathy that tells people it’s short for cathode ray tube

Boston is my least favorite suburb of nyc

"The thing about rope is that its fun" - @meatcvnt.bsky.social

When the chaser isn't sure whether or not Ive had bottom surgery

i think my brain might be a little broken

YURIBUS REAL LETS GO CAROL

it should be illegal to sell me food that is worse than the food i can make at home

oh yeah ?? well your mother was a quicktime event and your father had microtransactions !!!

the degree to which my day to day experience is determined by the weather is quite frankly embarrassing

anyways I love my silly chicago puppy life etc etc

kind of wild how a 40 degree day in the middle of winter can just make you feel good about everything again

im glad I was raised on 2010s internet and not 2020s internet

i'm like if a beautiful woman needed kisses from a beautiful woman

LIVE ALIVE READY TO JAM

getting pressed against a subwoofer by beautiful women while bass is pumping through my entire body was the closest ive ever come to a religious experience

i hadn’t ever worn tights until tonight, what a travesty that I never tried them sooner considering how well I wear them 🤭

check it, get it @quiet.ink @literallyjustadog.online @meatcvnt.bsky.social

i showed u my hrt advice plz respond

Santa's little pastel goth puppy helper

Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!

Bloomtown is a music festival showcasing trans musicians and their art, debuting here in Chicago on June 6th, 2026 to kick off pride month. We want to invite the whole world to come to Chicago and celebrate with us.

We need your support in these first days; please throw the festival a follow over at @bloomtown.lgbt , and sign up for email updates at our website, bloomtown.lgbt We have so much more to share; stay tuned for more updates soon!

transmedicalism is when you post face

Side suspension with a reverse backbend Feat. @literallyjustadog.online who is sooooo totally present in her own body for this photo and dont you dare say otherwise 🤭

I took some pictures of somebody that I love very very much (1/2) @literallyjustadog.online

my friends. here is the first of the three announcements. BALTIMORE NEW YEARS EVE KRYSTAL SWORDS BEHIND THE DECKS ONCE AGAIN come celebrate new years eve with some punks and dolls and an evening of incredible music !!

dude at the bar tonight clearly eavesdropping was actually just preparing himself to ask me if he could “make that (my water) go away?” he got pointed in the direction of the free water and then came back, patted me on the shoulder and very earnestly said “thanks for the warning”

Kicking my date out of the bedroom for sleepytime because I dont let the cats sleep in my room at night

chicongo illinoins

im gonna be completely honest im the happiest ive ever been and it is entirely thanks to the city of Chicago and all its wonderful people

a gundam is a kind of angel when you think about it