hot take: I think we should go back to assuming peoples pronouns. if we get it wrong, we should be corrected, say "thank you for correcting me", and not get it wrong again.

going up to a T4T lesbian couple like "which one of you is the poster and which one is the reply girl?"

if you wanna be a (super)girl, you can just be a Supergirl 💙❤️

me when women:

girls!!!!! in Chicago!!!!!!! (ft @astraeadiol.bsky.social @sarah.transsexual.gay @emma.meangirls.online @meatcvnt.bsky.social @tulip-fields.bsky.social @literallyjustadog.online )

WE ARENT 9/11! WE ARE PLANE YURI. OR A PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. AN AIRBUS A380 AND A BOEING 747. 9/11 WAS 2 767s AND 2 757s!!!!

plane yuri

they should make a my back that doesn't hurt when I wake up

in the jazz club, straight up jorkin it, and by it, haha. well. I mean my pianist

"I am sooooo in my body right now" - You (completely incorrect)

out like a fucking light

Humans fucked up by not trying to domesticate bears harder

she wrigley on my field til I Home Run

post-rave girl pile is what life is all about

im like a fujoshi but for planes

my perspective!

went n' saw some birds today :-)

TONIGHT!!!! Like, six hours from now! come see this dumb deer read voicemail transcripts that'll make u cry !!

just TWO! MORE! DAYS!! until the variety hour!! We have poetry we have prose we have drag we have opera we have games we have wearables we have duelling cellists we have incredible art ITS GONNA BE SO AWESOME!!

gettin my prostate played w on the schaumburg trolley

sitting inside, heard a loud car, yelled "Shut the fuck up", heard crash, went outside, they hit a fuckin light pole 😭

umamusume but they're planes

they just hand u ur books in a box and say "have a good weekend" when you publish ur first book so uh. hey. I have a book now

what about the juni issue 👉👈 I've been trying to stay on topic and respectful with all of my questions but it's been almost a year and I still haven't gotten a response from anyone at bluesky telling me how or what in the ToS I broke with my bot last year that would've caused me to get permabanned..

autism be damned, this dog can cook!

better luck next time, other subs! I'm the best in the state!

pussy tighter than a Trader Joe’s parking lot

nothing better than kicking some little trans mascs asses with our girly pink chalk 💪

hers and hers <3

haven't made a new shirt in a while...

when humans are gone ... when animals and bugs and trees are gone ... only swag will remain

catch of the day !

big gear shift, I'm thrilled to announce the pending release of my first chapbook of poetry! it's called Marrow and it is releasing on October 3rd. Pre-orders to come soon.

trans people deserve free tickets on trans-continental and inter-continental high speed rail.

puppyglow 🐶☀️

every time I see a car with one of those “sorry! I’m overstimulated!” Bumper stickers, all I can think is, bitch, I’m gonna take away your license

gate attendant at the morton arboretum told me flags were half mast for kirk. she didn’t really like it when I asked why and said he was just some guy. interaction could have come straight from a sitcom the way that silence hung in the air

today's offering :

HOLY SHIT HE FUCKIN DIED

letting cis women microdose transmisogyny by getting scared and jumping a little bit when I turn around and see them walking close behind me on the sidewalk

@meatcvnt.bsky.social and I went to a lake super close to the airport so we also got to do some plane spotting while we fished!! 🥹🥰

puppy caught fish !

reading "Gazing Down On Half Dome From The Window Of An Airbus A320 At 34,000 ft." at @tuesdayfunk.bsky.social

hey Chicago if you wanna grab copies of my zines this weekend, they will be on sale at Renegade Arts craft fest in Wicker Park with Gloworm Co! @meatcvnt.bsky.social will also have copies of Bird's Eye View for sale there too!!

fighting lactose intolerance by having a girlfriend that makes me a lot of pasta with cream and cheese