GAY BITCHES STAY WINNING !

GAYYY GAYYY GAY GAY IM FUCKING GAYY I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND AND IM FUCKING GAY

need fingers in my mouth asap

What if my lobster really is too buttery?

highkey getting drunk with your girlfriend and gushing about how much you love each other and why is really awesome

sometimes i forget about my spay tattoo and then i look down and see it and smile real big. it’s a reminder of dog :-)

wait is there like actually a northernlion cruise? I thought it was a joke ????

I guess I'll crosspost or whatever. this was a really silly moment that @meatcvnt.bsky.social caught back in February when I saw the plane for our flight 😅 i was only a little mad

"... but first, you have to convince my seven adoring exes that you're worth my time and attention. or beat them at pool, your choice. but it's kind of the same thing."

i NEED to puppy out fur a beautiful woman soon its all becoming too much

shoutout my beautiful medicationwife wellbutrin who makes me Regular

a little late (oops sorry i had surgery), tho i expect the next chapter to be on time as usual. i am pleased to present A Change of Plans, chapter 40: quiet.ink/fiction/a-ch...

iiiii hate to be a broken record about this once more asking if you or anyone you know has space on your couch in NYC from the 23rd-26th plz plz hit me up as many can vouch for me, im a great housepuppy and i am more than willing to throw in some cash or chores or wine or whatever if it helps!

proud grandmother of 2 little mourning doves. this is mama in her nest on my porch

it is both a blessing and a curse to miss the presence and company of so many amazing people

i miss californiaaaaaaa waaauuuughhhhhhh

air canada doesn’t have much going for it in the service department so they have to make it up by having really fuckable liveries

hate that when im feeling weird and dysphoric for no particular reason getting my brows done instantly fixes it

Mallard reaction is what gives ducks their brown feathers

I did it... www.instagram.com/planepuppyjuni

coming to you live from bed where girlfriend asleep with head on hand 🥹

love is driving to the airport at 5am to drop your girlfriend off once, and pick her up twice, in one week ( @meatcvnt.bsky.social is so good to me 🩷🩵)

I have the most beautiful, thoughtful, talented, kind, caring, loving girlfriend in the entire world 🥺🥹

pictures from san francisco. im blessed with a gorgeous muse who brings so much love and light into my life every day. @literallyjustadog.online, I love you to the moon and back

well hello there gorgeous. a view worth getting kicked out of the parking garage for 🥰

and maybe I did stay up past my bedtime to watch her plane land on flightradar and YouTube live, so what? how else am I supposed to send a welcome text the second she lands?

lmao lovemaxxing i'm so adorationpilled in my cherish era

i wish there was somewhere i could offload my sweaty tattered work bras, ideally for profit…

kissing beautiful women is awesome i should do it more

surprise! I'm in LA for 25 hours!

67 more days to go until surgery. I can be patient puppy.

big fan of this whole love thing

[learning that two friends are crushing] oomfie and oomfie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

burped loud as fuck in my kitchen and woke up my roommate

bottom surgery announcement but its a boarding pass from PNS to CLT

u gotta have a crush. this is important

i know god exists because chicken caesar salad exists

i support a women’s right to make silly sounds and stand funny while making dinner

passenger princess is a very important job. you can really easily tell the difference between a bad one and a good one. I’ve been blessed with one of the best 🥰🥰🥰

bold idea: maybe let puppygirls have fun idk

one last thing . im not a puppygirl im a dog if i catch u calling me a puppygirl its not gonna end well fur u

few things more precious than the sleepy smile on her face when I give her a kiss on the cheek before she’s fully awake

braids

hosting an “everyone loves maya” party where we all get disastrously high and everyone tells me how much they love and cherish my presence and it inflates my ego big and round enough to destroy my mental illness

today puppy learned a very important lesson: don’t check your email on an empty stomach

false alarm lol they were just fucking around with me and didn’t present the other option

my favorite people are relentless about their happiness

google search how to avoid slipping into old bad habit

cold out today