milk of detritus

the deep state should create such a complicated and overlapping web of distractions that I don’t experience anything but floating in space

Very happy 👍

OpEd by all my followers, collectively

felled for it again award

small fry, big mad

i'm trad but for clicks and cuts and mego records noise

Posting to advertise to myself in the near future

accidentally hit the shutter while i ate shit on ice

Using my one trip in the Time Machine to go back and stop psych bands from doing so many Beatles covers

all the epstein headlines must be hard on millennial pedophiles with imposter syndrome

posting a pothos on the plant subreddit like "ID??" and they reply with full scans of my mothers passport and safeway card

found neil hamburger pics from like 2007

this is The Time of the Oaf

Listening to Freddie Gibbs at the gym using only machines women are mad at me for using

Chutzpah

no, sorry

paranormal report: the smell of any particular item in my apartment is about 3 feet to the left of that item

Life is lowkey good as fuck right now and no diseases!

not bro having closed that chapter of his life

the human condition: used/acceptable

told you

Taking 1,000 photos of bare tree branches against the sky will fix me

Is is what it's

Dr. Miriam Adelson

I hate when a perfectly good instagram skit is ruined by that one character who exhibits socially awkward behavior

great, another site overrun by the onlyfans cubes

playing candy crush brightness at 100% in pitch black autechre show

I went here and they said your names sounds familiar, maybe if they saw your face, etc

bought camera, it’s important to always become more annoying

There’s a style of posting where the author is clearly in crisis but expresses that through aggressive unsolicited advice. I advise against this.

Is there a raptureball happening

there’s a spiritual war happening in my sink

wow, campus protests work

governments got smells they don’t want you to know about