why are $300 photography monographs the only kind of book that isn't easily piratable

walked until my feed heard

you need to get those steps up playboy

immediately burning through all the wishes to get the monkey's paw to clamp down oh so tightly on my shaft

something ancient and strange wants me to learn about supplements on youtube

They're issuing a Beautiful Day Advisory. Feel free to do your sick and twisted little office tasks outside you pervert.

to file: promo i made in 2020 when gpt2_oaf kept creating talk shows

Not my deal anymore but it was too novel for the records on the street guy to have this

I like the savages that weren’t noble

the obama lists but he's suddenly only into dungeon synth and dennis cooper

[Leaning over your shoulder, lips to your temple] this looks like a long document, would you like me to summarize it for you?

I saw the license plate K9 WAWA. Smart to pay for personalization in lieu of mailing yourself the idea.

The World Cup is cool because I keep experiencing like 40 Senegal supporters on the street or multiple cafes full of people cheering for Egypt. It seems kind of magic with zero context.

At the movie theater in line for the ticket taker I heard her go “uuuh this is a cvs receipt”

Just one more thing: exactly what chores did you say you were doing in this jacket? Oh, you didn't say? That's very interesting sir, very interesting indeed

let’s ego lift today, for our egos

inventing a guy for my employees to get mad at, following his advice for all HR decisions

my veracity might be apocryphal

fuck me once shame on you, fuck me twice we got a little relationship going

Nobody drops trow anymore

the dog who caught the car fucking his wife

when you wake up and The Tone is occurring

actually, that's one of my load-bearing personal flaws

Future is in a polymarket ad, contemplating the multipolar world

It’s beautiful how much men in fight videos are screaming “touch me, touch me please” at the height of tension. Name your needs.

The Colin Quinn you’re thinking of co-created a theater piece where “Audiences are invited to move through a living environment populated by crane operators, office managers, food vendors, security guards, developers, and other workers”

filing important documents here

when I was 13 my dad drove me to a subhumans reunion show and a crustie stole his beer while his back was turned

saw an effortlessly shaggy child in a classic propeller hat

Just as using X makes you little by little more fascist, using Bluesky makes you little by little into a furry

It does feel efficient to use an AI summary instead of reading this insane mass email that is hundreds of pages long

Let me introduce you to my friend Shit, from Shinola

tracking calories, hateful activity

I had a dream I found a bunch of money and got worried that someone was looking for it, then in the dream I realized “this is just no country for old men”

Now wafting: my putrid truths

All parking lots are connected

updating my index of little guys in my phone: the esoteric democrat, the megalomaniac (satire), the devil, the megalomaniac 2 (genuine?)

manslaughter prank

I fear the only human being to make live action AI music might have ulterior motives here

my two beautiful sons and their unfortunate siblings

nothing new under my son