Socrates: and what is the purpose of a screen? Gloucon: to look at S: just so. And where does one look when driving? G: at the road S: and does a man’s gaze best view object at a time, or two? G: surely just one S: indeed - thus it cannot be proper for a car to have a screen

wait. apollo shard on the fourth. omg.

people in reverse bunny suits who look really pissed about it >>>>>

okay i’m not gonna be the first or last to say this. but grips your shoulders. for the love of lords when u make ur 4th shard nordic blorbo, PLEASEEEEEE research before slapping random face paints on

when you're flirting with a touch-me-not

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

Now that Shadowbringers is added to the free trial, if you're finally gonna play it, or get your friends into it, please do that word of mouth thing about Fragments. This's so so important for the comic's continued life. More people need to see Frank eating an apple. Read 700+ pages on fragments.gay

Also while I am still in post-announcement yap clarity lemme just say this: Let people theorize. Let people wonder. Even if [you] think their ideas make no sense and "would not be possible because" or any other reason or voice that pushes you to hijack someone's whimsy with "facts": Don't. Not now.

if you ask me they should've done a Fire Emblem crossover to celebrate the NS2 release so we could get another ten years of people being wrong about 3H, and also i could dress Gomi up in Edelgard's booty shorts

I know a lot of oomfs don't watch Vtubers and that's A-Okay, they're not everyone's cup of tea, but not only is Ironmouse a disabled woman, her voice is an actual direct product of her disability; infections in her lungs messed up her vocal chords and that's why she sounds like that. It's not a bit.

I think the funniest thing about Jollibee Lovely is that it’s an official cosplay and most folks don’t know it

ARR has slog yes So does every expansion. more importantly ☝️ ARR has the best zone design

green #elizard | #gposers | #elezen

oh nooooooo Q'walah fell in the puddle of goop that somehow dissolves clothes and literally nothing else...

JRPGs having two primary plots: 1) God is evil and therefore must be overthrown. 2) This evil guy has absorbed so much power that he’s become God. Therefore, he must be overthrown.

The funniest example of this is FFXVI, which is more or less just a Japanese version of Game of Thrones, until about 75% through when the game remembers it's a JRPG so the story immediately pivots to reveal that GOD was behind everything and now you have to punch him in the dick.

three years from now, yoshida will walk onto fanfest stage with a bbl & point to a screen that reveals 'butt slider in 9.0'

Yoshida: "I hear you. I will ask the team about butt slider and long hair. Don't bring up Zenos, please."

is it too late to post this one

wait what #ffxiv

A: The server team is the one that handles this and they are busy with the regional travel task. Once they are done with that, and the lead is in a good mood, he can ask "Please Please". Yoshida said the lead has seen this feedback. "He's going to be mad at me."

The justification for not releasing the actual lyrics of the FFXIV music, being -dev team busy -devs enjoy speculation -spoilers ...are really silly lol

Become ungovernable w/ @luckymiqo.bsky.social

me on discord when ooh-la-la rich people talk about how they have several rooms in their houses or flats

My plumber about to tell me I have irreversible water damage

Femme daddy domme x butch mommy domme couple setting their sights on a new pretty young thing at their favourite bar/hunting ground and taking bets on which flavour of parental issues she has

One year ago, I decided to stop wondering

Okay Yoshi-P was wearing a Rhitahtyn sas Arvina shirt who used shields One of them is gonna be a tank One of the jobs is gonna be revealed in Berlin Fanfest Berlin was capital of the Margraviate of Brandenburg in the HRE YOU KNOW WHAT WEAPON WAS EXCLUSIVELY FOUND IN THE HRE HISTORICALLY:

Got to meet @jocat.net !!!

ryne guy talks about ryne again but it's crazy to me when people act like shb is self-contained when like The main B-plot is About Minfilia and the impact her sacrifice had and i don't know how you can think that that entire arc holds up if you don't care about her and what she means to ryne

Katherine Tightpussy has recognized the Pope as the vicar of christ and successor of peter. She has been baptized and the heresy of protestantism has been washed away. hallelujah!

You can't be talking like that Red Baby.

I can confidently say I did not think we'd get to Spiderman meme today and I'm SO HAPPY

how RDMs feel when they enter the 4th shard

honey!!! i made you some, uhh… pasta carburetor. capoeira. carbonation.

her two modes are nerd emoji and beautiful ethereal fairy tale maiden and I think that's beautiful

Remember the CBOMB that killed your games on PS3, PS4 and PS5 once the CMOS battery depletes? Sony essentially HAS to fix the current DRM issue as it basically rearmed the CBOMB we discovered back in the day. x.com/desgamesyt/sta...

is there an outfit approximating this anyone knows of. please

guys, I found it the elf storage

Life endures, births continue. There is beauty in that, is there not? #Halmarut | #LeoLights | #gpose

The idea that the WoL is a god killing invasive species is funnier if you play as a Miqo'te or Hrothgar. Like yes, my cat roams outdoors and sometimes brings me dead Gods as a gift and likely fucked up the local ecosystem

the secret is that sometimes it is just hard and scary to be open about your wants and needs because having them ignored or refused when explicitly stated is very scary and awful !

idk why they're saying he's called "100 Women In 7 Minutes" i feel like the name northernlion is pretty common knowledge these days

"xiv enjoyers ahould preface that everything leading up to ShB is a slog" No. earn your way to ShB by Reading The Story

almost got hit by a car making this

it is very funny that you will occasionally find a guy who proclaims the importance of degrowth who also defends his right to the death that he must be able to drive without question

I demand Ramiel x Ozma geometric yuri in ffxiv. Make it happen, Yoshi P