Explaining to Rage Against The Machine fans how to hear the new song in FFXIV

Man.

“Worqor Chirteh (Triumph) is a new mode where those who go on the offensive will reap the rewards.”

sorry I'm late I was drawing double the asuka #アスカ生誕祭2025 #アスカ誕生祭2025

So cool we got to see all 4 fighters in the 3rd tier :D #ffxiv #ffxivart

Just watched the new trailer

raid oomfs nows your chance to be the uncle that works at square enix

this first fit is sooo something tae'yong would wear omg viper swords included. i gotta have this

the most toxic hardcore raider you know is going to start interpersonal drama that will result in the dissolution of two different statics, the disbanding of an FC, and no less than three (3) callout posts, and they will be using this as their primary weapon glam

SORRY HUH WHAT CALEB SHOMO IN FINAL FANTASY FOURTEEN?????????

WHAT

For some reason this reminds me of the story of how the team who worked on the CGI-animated Muppet Babies reboot accidentally rendered Animal without his fur and the end result was so hilarious and disturbing they adopted it as an unofficial mascot they named “Blurph”

we're watching Frankenstein

Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today. There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.” It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.

i simply do not understand how so many people dont understand how to click the god damn RESET PASSWORD button. it cannot be this hard. "i cant log into the website what do i do" "did you try to reset your password?" "no i thought you could help" i should kill you

ffxiv wrapped: of the 223 hours you logged this year, 147 of them were in gpose. that's a lot of screens! 👀 you failed to dodge 566 AoEs, for a total of 7 billion damage. ouch! you used /beesknees 103 times. gotta get your groove on! you targeted G'raha Tia 766 times. we know what you are. 🫵😏

help me

John Madden John Madden aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou

has anyone done this yet

most perfect little angel

girl dinner is standing at the counter of your kitchen eating pickles from the jar with a fork

getting harassed by the poop goblin

Marcel does not like this vet-themed escape room. Zero stars.

ive learned a hard lesson today that i will not eat steak made by someone else

this is always happening to me

minstrel's ballad

Final wing of Arcadion coming up, and we have a suggestion for a sign-waving emote

i still want to look cool and the guitar is necessary for ibuki so instead of using my real guitar im getting one of these bags and i hope to god it arrives in time for mag

well mom ordered the crispy shrimp and beef from panda express and thats the first thing ive been able to actually enjoy in like 5 days. its so spicy it hurts good

You got us...these keychains gay! Good for them...good for them...

i am so hungry i just want to eat something and not feel like im dying. please

cant even enjoy scrambled eggs rn i want to die

暗エメ

bury me not on the lone prairie (1/2)

I still think its wild that in ffxi there is a brown mage that canonically casts a spell on you that makes you shit yourself so hard that you die, a moogle then resurrects you, and then you become so strong from the experience that you can now get to level 85.

fighting the second worst tummyache of my life (appendicitis was the worst) and i am NOT being brave about it

Butch Comix Vol. 2

hey i recognize this

exerting dominance by hitting "add to dictionary" when I see red squigglies

milly milly milly

had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon

Take a look at these new sketches of Orion and Ceres from @chronocrump.bsky.social, who is part of the Star Garden art team and will be illustrating the upcoming manga! 💫

When Charmy turns on Baby Shark for the 47th time in one day

oh ny god

procrastination