i just wanna say this: liberals are ruining this website. i shouldn’t have to spend several hours arguing with an army of blue morons trying to explain the most simple bit of satire. if you’re a literal grown adult and you can’t read words and say “oh that’s a joke” then you shouldnt be online.

Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974

This episode of Welcome to Derry is gonna be rough but I’m liking the opening showing the Real Pennywise and not the Deadlights evil version

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The Donald Trump and The Epstein Files

Oh my god I was right

seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.

Strategy Board is the best XIV addition since Adventurer Plates

Event Horizon (Paul Anderson, 1997)

*presses a big button that starts a countdown sign for "Time until a group of car dealership owners is found dead adrift in a speedboat"*

searches Donald Trump...

this is actually kind of a shit argument because many of the most lethal types of firearms are heavily restricted or outright illegal to own while every year we make deadlier cars and sell them to whoever

good morning

Occasionally Instagram tricks me into clicking on Threads. This is the first time EVER I’ve seen something there that delighted me

Omg it's .

Scheduled the RPG Site socials for the morning so as to not murder it, but my interview with Soulframe "S" Liang, of S-Game is now live. Incredibly happy with how this turned out, and it's absolutely something I'm proud to end of the year on. www.rpgsite.net/interview/19...

I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies

Welcome to Derry is so much better than I expected it to be

Charlie Kirk’s neck just did that because he realized at that very moment his wife was being pounded by the couch fucker

Gen AI is shit and piss

Either you die in a pop-up tent, or you live long enough to be cucked by your angry christwife.

High and drunk on a Thursday in celebration of our lord and savior Thor

Sometimes you just make pasta alla gricia

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Great news for everyone who loved my game Drink Fourteen Beers, I came up with a new game "Don't Knit Your Own Hair Into The Sock You're Making". Unfortunately I immediately lost

we wiped once in this ex party and the mch instantly shared this board

Who will help me sue Ministry for theft of intellectual property

I’ve found it remarkably simple not to be in the same place as Jeffrey Epstein

💬Manufacturing non-consent

*to the tune of I love rock and roll* I love crankin hog

Being on diabetes meds is cool. One minute you’ll have zero appetite whatsoever and then another minute you feel like if you don’t eat an entire buffet worth of food in the next 5 minutes you will literally die

he did a heckuva job raising these boys

johnathan blow is the father of my dick and balls *blows raspberry*

It's fucked up that Waluigi is called "evil" when he just showed up to play some Tennis and got roped into the cast. He's done nothing wrong!!

I'd beat Luigi (from Mario not the cool italian guy who was playing WoW with me the night Brian Thompson was shot) to death with a hammer

More like Asthmamold imo

Asmongold more like AssWithMold imo

Bro Neil Druckman needs to go They need to get rid of that bitch

heard a weird noise, got confused, turns out it's fucking raining

i think the proper word is "scurrying"

As with all Thursdays, I am busy unto death with day job shit. Lose my health insurance in two weeks. Company in a death spiral. NEVERTHELESS WE SERVE. I could really, REALLY do with a little help before the end of the year, either directly here or please share. I’m fuckin tapped out. See pinned.

The first guy to call it “cum” was really cookin

you will not believe who just appeared in the Epstein files

Not now, son, grandma's raw dogging her tea and gooning out.

Pissrael if you ask me