its time to face facts and admit that my posts have not defeated the president of the united states.

No more of this.

Its time for Carney to make his move.

my sources were correct. The President hit a double flush while sitting on the airplane terlet and it vacuum seal sucked the guts out of him.

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

omg great news everybody

If anyone has ideas on how to stop this, that would be awesome rn.

when i need to de-stress at work i like to open up my phone and check if WW3 has started

the poujahetine

URGENT AID REQUEST A sublet is being held for me(!) but i dont yet have funds to cover rent for it + my storage unit (still applying for jobs) if folks could help & share, it’d go a long way to keeping me housed thru winter! There is an immediate goal (by Saturday) and overall goal (before Feb)💚

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

in honor of MLK day

so was Anger Management the "The Departed" to Analyze This's "Casino"? im learning so much.

being a middle aged italian new york actor in the 80s-00s must have felt like a golden era.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772

was gonna make a cheeky post about DeNiro but i saw hes been supportive of his trans daughter and honestly i find it v sweet

watching Analyze This rn. did you know The Jazz Man, William "Billy" Crystal was also an actor in movies? thats right, the host of Oscar.

genuinely it should not be legal for streaming apps to automatically skip the credits at the end of one movie, and immediately start another movie. if the unions were still strong this wouldnt happen.

Mr Trump you bitch ass f****t fuck you

entering my mind palace until i come up with the one post that stops WW3🧘‍♀️

I know we're all just waiting to be obliterated because the global military superpower elected a demented pedophile twice but think before you act snooty about americans

spent so long looking at chinese / canadian tiktoks i might need to hit up beautiful chinatown for some noodles and sweets while avoiding eye contact with the falun gong

American followers, 🇨🇦 Canada 💖 love you so much, USA #1 🇺🇸 baby. we are nothing! the world is yours! we are nothing! 😁👍 . . . Ok, they're gone. President Xi, 我恳求您，请拯救我的人民脱离美国这个大撒旦的魔爪，让我们能够与您一起进入中国世纪。

did threads for each Alien movie but not Alien vs Predator. its not that interesting. i can feel it leave my mind as its playing.

that horrific feeling of looking for a podcast about a movie only to discover you yourself recorded a podcast about said movie and forgot about it. WHO CAN RELATE?

has anyone watched The Thing "prequel"? does anybody like it?

tbf to critics of yesteryear, going through covid has validated basically every dumb horror movie cliche in my mind

i find Eberts spiteful criticism of Friday the 13th so compelling that it actually elevated the movies for me lol. his hatred presents a thesis statement for the whole series. a truly great critic.

gene siskel was on the right side of history on this one

I usually get why certain movies weren't well received at the time, but how was THE THING not an immediate classic? the hell did people want???

Frodo taking the ring and returning to the Shire to teach those Sackville-Baggins a lesson

getting my biennual temptation to watch Spider-man 3 even though i always get bored and fall asleep halfway through

he knows this is how he keeps the shooters at bay, and his goblets free of poison. if he goes a hospital, he's getting the real medicine.

i have a simpler explanation which is that drinking milk was a half-ironic racist 4chan meme like 10 years ago and thats what dictates policy now

ER - season 1, episode 9 "ER Confidential"

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

buying an indie game at full price instead of waiting for it to drop to like $10

mods, cut his mic!

calling for a ban on "Produced by" credits in ads after hearing my brother say Him (2025) was Jordan Peeles worst movie.

going back 2 the old me

omg i never considered how americans must feel rn. im so sorry. thank you for your generosity. "i once was lost, but now im found. was blind but now i see." 🙏

yeah, we're aware americans want what canada has. that's why my friends and family have contingency plans for when you invade + annex us.

that hit + synth key is sooooo satisfying omg

Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year

The entire run of CAHIERS DU CINÉMA, 827 numbers, available for download ⤵️. Legendary work @brunolemon.bsky.social ! 🙏

isnt this guy supposed to be on mars or somethin?